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‘Come to tell us about everything, Mr Pond’revo?’ someone would say politely.
‘You wait,’ my uncle used to answer, disconcerted, and sulk for the rest of his visit.
Or someone with an immense air of innocence would remark to the world generally, ‘They’re talkin’ of rebuildin’ Wimblehurst all over again, I’m told. Anybody heard anything of it? Going to make it a reg’lar smart-goin’, enterprisin’ place – kind of Crystal Pallas.’ 17
‘Earthquake and a pestilence before you get that,’ my uncle would mutter, to the infinite delight of everyone, and add something inaudible about ‘Cold Mutton Fat’….
§3
We were torn apart by a financial accident to my uncle of which I did not at first grasp the full bearings. He had developed what I regarded as an innocent intellectual recreation which he called stock-market meteorology. I think he got the idea from the use of curves in the graphic presentation of associated variations that he saw me plotting. He secured some of my squared paper and, having cast about for a time, decided to trace the rise and fall of certain mines and railways. ‘There’s something in this, George,’ he said, and I little dreamt that among other things that were in it, was the whole of his spare money and most of what my mother had left to him in trust for me.
‘It’s as plain as can be,’ he said. ‘See, here’s one system of waves and here’s another! These are prices for Union Pacifics18 – extending over a month. Now next week, mark my words, they’ll be down one whole point. We’re getting near the steep part of the curve again. See? It’s absolutely scientific. It’s verifiable. Well, and apply it! You buy in the hollow and sell on the crest, and – there you are!’
I was so convinced of the triviality of this amusement that to find at last that he had taken it in the most disastrous earnest overwhelmed me.
He took me for a long walk to break it to me, over the hills towards Yare and across the great gorse commons by Hazelbrow.19
‘There are ups and downs in life, George,’ he said – halfway across that great open space, and paused against the sky…. ‘I left out one factor in the Union Pacific analysis.’
‘Did you?’ I said, struck by the sudden change in his voice. ‘But you don’t mean—?’
I stopped and turned on him in the narrow sandy rut of pathway, and he stopped likewise.
‘I do, George. I do mean. It’s bust me! I’m a bankrupt here and now.’
‘Then—?’
‘The shop’s bust too. I shall have to get out of that.’
‘And me?’
‘Oh, you! – you’re all right. You can transfer your apprenticeship, and – er – well, I’m not the sort of man to be careless with trust funds, you can be sure. I kept that aspect in mind. There’s some of it left, George – trust me! – quite a decent little sum.’
‘But you and aunt?’
‘It isn’t quite the way we meant to leave Wimblehurst, George; but we shall have to go. Sale; all the things shoved about and ticketed – lot a hundred and one. Ugh!… It’s been a larky little house in some ways. The first we had. Furnishing – a spree in its way…. Very happy….’ His face winced at some memory. ‘Let’s go on, George,’ he said shortly, near choking, I could see.
I turned my back on him, and did not look round again for a little while.
‘That’s how it is, you see, George,’ I heard him after a time.
When we were back in the high road again he came alongside, and for a time we walked in silence.
‘Don’t say anything home yet,’ he said presently. ‘Fortunes of War. I got to pick the proper time with Susan – else she’ll get depressed. Not that she isn’t a first-rate brick whatever comes along.’
‘All right,’ I said, ‘I’ll be careful,’ and it seemed to me for the time altogether too selfish to bother him with any further inquiries about his responsibility as my trustee. He gave a little sigh of relief at my note of assent, and was presently talking quite cheerfully of his plans…. But he had, I remember, one lapse into moodiness that came and went suddenly. ‘Those others!’ he said, as though the thought had stung him for the first time.
‘What others?’ I asked.
‘Damn them!’ said he.
‘But what others?’
‘All those damned stick-in-the-mud-and-die-slowly tradespeople: Ruck, the butcher, Marbel, the grocer. Snape! Gord! George, how they’ll grin!’…
I thought him over in the next few weeks, and I remember now in great detail the last walk we had together before he handed over the shop and me to his successor. For he had the good luck to sell his business, ‘lock, stock and barrel’ – in which expression I found myself and my indentures included. The horrors of a sale by auction of the furniture even were avoided.
I remember that either coming or going on that occasion, Ruck, the butcher, stood in his doorway and regarded us with a grin that showed his long teeth.
‘You half-witted hog!’ said my uncle. ‘You grinning hyaena;’ and then, ‘Pleasant day, Mr Ruck.’
‘Goin’ to make your fortun’ in London, than?’ said Mr Ruck, with slow enjoyment.
That last excursion took us along the causeway to Beeching, and so up the Downs and round almost as far as Steadhurst,20 home. My moods, as we went, made a mingled web. By this time I had really grasped the fact that my uncle had, in plain English, robbed me; the little accumulations of my mother, six hundred pounds and more, that would have educated me and started me in business, had been eaten into and was mostly gone into the unexpected hollow that ought to have been a crest of the Union Pacific curve, and of the remainder he still gave no account. I was too young and inexperienced to insist on this or know how to get it, but the thought of it all made streaks of decidedly black anger in that scheme of interwoven feelings. And you know, I was also acutely sorry for him – almost as sorry as I was for my aunt Susan. Even then I had quite found him out. I knew him to be weaker than myself; his incurable, irresponsible childishness was as clear to me then as it was on his deathbed, his redeeming and excusing imaginative silliness. Through some odd mental twist, perhaps, I was disposed to exonerate him even at the cost of blaming my poor old mother who had left things in his untrustworthy hands.
I should have forgiven him altogether, I believe, if he had been in any manner apologetic to me; but he wasn’t that. He kept reassuring me in a way I found irritating. Mostly, however, his solicitude was for Aunt Susan and himself.
‘It’s these Crises, George,’ he said, ‘try Character. Your aunt’s come out well, my boy.’
He made meditative noises for a space.
‘Had her cry, of course’ – the thing had been only too painfully evident to me in her eyes and swollen face – ‘who wouldn’t? But now – buoyant again!… She’s a Corker.
‘We’ll be sorry to leave the little house, of course. It’s a bit like Adam and Eve, you know. Lord! what a chap old Milton was!
“The world was all before them, where to choose
Their place of rest, and Providence their guide.”21
It sounds, George…. Providence their guide!… Well – thank goodness there’s no imeedgit prospect of either Cain or Abel!
‘After all, it won’t be so bad up there. Not the scenery, perhaps, or the air we get here, but – Life! We’ve got very comfortable little rooms, very comfortable considering, and I shall rise. We’re not done yet, we’re not beaten; don’t think that, George. I shall pay twenty shillings in the pound before I’ve done – you mark my words, George, – twenty-five to you…. I got this situation within twenty-four hours – others offered. It’s an important firm – one of the best in London. I looked to that. I might have got four or five shillings a week more – elsewhere. Quarters I could name. But I said to them plainly, wages to go on with, but opportunity’s my game – development. We understood each other.’
He threw out his chest, and the little round eyes behind his glasses rested valiantly on imaginary employers.
We would go on in silence for a space while he revised and restated that encounter. Then he would break out abruptly with some banal phrase.
‘The Battle of Life, George, my boy,’ he would cry, or ‘Ups and Downs!’
He ignored or waived the poor little attempts I made to ascertain my own position. ‘That’s all right,’ he would say; or, ‘Leave all that to me. I’ll look after them.’ And he would drift away towards the philosophy and moral of the situation. What was I to do?
‘Never put all your resources into one chance, George; that’s the lesson I draw from this. Have forces in reserve. It was a hundred to one, George, that I was right – a hundred to one. I worked it out afterwards. And here we are spiked on the off-chance. If I’d have only kept back a little, I’d have had it on U.P. next day, like a shot, and come out on the rise. There you are!’
His thoughts took a graver turn.
‘It’s when you bump up against Chance like this, George, that you feel the need of religion. Your hard-and-fast scientific men – your Spencers and Huxleys22 – they don’t understand that. I do. I’ve thought of it a lot lately – in bed and about. I was thinking of it this morning while I shaved. It’s not irreverent for me to say it, I hope – but God comes in on the off-chance, George. See? Don’t you be too cocksure of anything, good or bad. That’s what I make out of it. I could have sworn. Well, do you think I – particular as I am – would have touched those Union Pacifics with trust-money at all, if I hadn’t thought it a thoroughly good thing – good without spot or blemish?… And it was bad!
‘It’s a lesson to me. You start in to get a hundred per cent and you come out with that. It means, in a way, a reproof for Pride. I’ve thought of that, George – in the Night Watches. I was thinking this morning when I was shaving, that that’s where the good of it all comes in. At bottom I’m a mystic in these affairs. You calculate you’re going to do this or that, but at bottom who knows at all what he’s doing? When you most think you’re doing things, they’re being done right over your head. You’re being done – in a sense. Take a hundred-to-one chance, or one to a hundred – what does it matter? You’re being Led.’
It’s odd that I heard this at the time with unutterable contempt, and now that I recall it – well, I ask myself, what have I got better?
‘I wish,’ said I, becoming for a moment outrageous, ‘you were being Led to give me some account of my money, uncle.’
‘Not without a bit of paper to figure on, George, I can’t. But you trust me about that, never fear. You trust me.’
And in the end I had to.
I think the bankruptcy hit my aunt pretty hard. There was, so far as I can remember now, a complete cessation of all those cheerful outbreaks of elasticity – no more skylarking in the shop nor scampering about the house. But there was no fuss that I saw, and only little signs in her complexion of the fits of weeping that must have taken her. She didn’t cry at the end, though to me her face with its strain of self-possession was more pathetic than any weeping. ‘Well,’ she said to me as she came through the shop to the cab, ‘Here’s old orf, George! Orf to Mome number two! Good-bye!’ And she took me in her arms and kissed me and pressed me to her. Then she dived straight for the cab before I could answer her.
My uncle followed, and he seemed to me a trifle too valiant and confident in his bearing for reality. He was unusually white in the face. He spoke to his successor at the counter. ‘Here we go!’ he said. ‘One down, the other up. You’ll find it a quiet little business so long as you run it on quiet lines – a nice, quiet little business. There’s nothing more? No? Well, if you want to know anything write to me. I’ll always explain fully. Anything – business, place or people. You’ll find Pil Antibil.23 a little overstocked, by-the-by. I found it soothed my mind the day before yesterday making ‘em, and I made ‘em all day. Thousands! And where’s George? Ah! there you are! I’ll write to you, George, fully, about all that affair. Fully!’
It became clear to me as if for the first time, that I was really parting from my aunt Susan. I went out on to the pavement and saw her head craned forward, her wide-open blue eyes and her face intent on the shop that had combined for her all the charms of a big doll’s house and a little home of her very own. ‘Good-bye!’ she said to it and to me. Our eyes met for a moment– perplexed. My uncle bustled out and gave a few totally unnecessary directions to the cabman and got in beside her. ‘All right?’ asked the driver. ‘Right,’ said I; and he woke up the horse with a flick of his whip. My aunt’s eyes surveyed me again. ‘Stick to your old science and things, George, and write and tell me when they make you a Professor,’ she said cheerfully.
She stared at me for a second longer with eyes growing wider and brighter and a smile that had become fixed, glanced again at the bright little shop still saying ‘Ponderevo’ with all the emphasis of its fascia, and then flopped back hastily out of sight of me into the recesses of the cab. Then it had gone from before me, and I beheld Mr Snape the hairdresser inside his shop regarding its departure with a quiet satisfaction and exchanging smiles and significant headshakes with Mr Marbel.
§4
I was left, I say, as part of the lock, stock and barrel at Wimblehurst with my new master, a Mr Mantell; who plays no part in the progress of this story except in so far as he effaced my uncle’s traces. So soon as the freshness of this new personality faded, I began to find Wimblehurst not only a dull but a lonely place, and to miss my aunt Susan immensely. The advertisements of the summer terms for Cough Linctus were removed; the bottles of coloured water – red, green and yellow – restored to their places; the horse announcing veterinary medicine, which my uncle, sizzling all the while, had coloured in careful portraiture of a Goodwood24 favourite, rewhitened; and I turned myself even more resolutely than before to Latin (until the passing of my preliminary examination enabled me to drop that), and then to mathematics and science.
There were classes in Electricity and Magnetism at the Grammar School. I took a little ‘elementary’ prize in that in my first year and a medal in my third; and in Chemistry and Human Physiology and Sound, Light and Heat, I did well. There was also a lighter, more discursive subject called Physiography, in which one ranged among the sciences and encountered Geology as a process of evolution from Eozoon25 to Eastry House, and Astronomy as a record of celestial movements of the most austere and invariable integrity. I learnt out of cheap, badly written, condensed textbooks, and with the minimum of experiment, but still I learnt. Only thirty years ago it was, and I remember I learnt of the electric light as an expensive, impracticable toy, the telephone as a curiosity, electric traction as a practical absurdity. There was no argon, no radium, no phagocytes – at least to my knowledge, and aluminium was a dear infrequent metal. The fastest ships in the world went then at nineteen knots, and no one but a lunatic here and there ever thought it possible that men might fly.
Many things have happened since then, but the last glance I had of Wimblehurst two years ago remarked no change whatever in its pleasant tranquillity. They had not even built any fresh houses – at least not actually in the town, though about the station there had been some building. But it was a good place to do work in, for all its quiescence. I was soon beyond the small requirements of the Pharmaceutical Society’s examination, and as they do not permit candidates to sit for that until one and twenty, I was presently filling up my time and preventing my studies becoming too desultory by making an attack upon the London University degree of Bachelor of Science, which impressed me then as a very splendid but almost impossible achievement. The degree in mathematics and chemistry appealed to me as particularly congenial – albeit giddily inaccessible. I set to work. I had presently to arrange a holiday and go to London to matriculate, and so it was I came upon my aunt and uncle again. In many ways that visit marked an epoch. It was my first impression of London at all. I was then nineteen, and by a conspiracy of chances my nearest approach to that human wilderness had been my brief visit to Chatham. Chatham too had been my largest town. So that I got London at last with an exceptional freshness of effect, as the sudden revelation of a whole unsuspected other side to life.
I came to it on a dull and smoky day by the South-Eastern Railway, and our train was half an hour late, stopping and going on and stopping again. I marked beyond Chislehurst26 the growing multitude of villas, and so came stage by stage through multiplying houses and diminishing interspaces of market garden and dingy grass to regions of interlacing railway lines, big factories, gasometers and wide reeking swamps of dingy little homes, more of them and more and more. The number of these and their dinginess and poverty increased, and here rose a great public-house and here a Board School27 and here a gaunt factory; and away to the east there loomed for a time a queer incongruous forest of masts and spars. The congestion of houses intensified and piled up presently into tenements; I marvelled more and more at this boundless world of dingy people; whiffs of industrial smell, of leather, of brewing, drifted into the carriage, the sky darkened, I rumbled thunderously over bridges, van-crowded streets, peered down on and crossed the Thames with an abrupt éclat of sound. I got an effect of tall warehouses, of grey water, barge crowded, of broad banks of indescribable mud, and then I was in Cannon Street Station – a monstrous dirty cavern with trains packed across its vast floor and more porters standing along the platform than I had ever seen in my life before. I alighted with my portmanteau and struggled along, realizing for the first time just how small and weak I could still upon occasion feel. In this world, I felt, an Honours medal in Electricity and Magnetism counted for nothing at all.
Afterwards I drove in a cab down a canyon of rushing street between high warehouses, and peeped up astonished at the blackened greys of Saint Paul’s. The traffic of Cheapside – it was mostly in horse omnibuses in those days – seemed stupendous, its roar was stupendous; I wondered where the money came from to employ so many cabs, what industry could support the endless jostling stream of silk-hatted, frock-coated, hurrying men. Down a turning I found the Temperance Hotel28 Mr Mantell had recommended to me. The porter in a green uniform who took over my portmanteau, seemed, I thought, to despise me a good deal.
