H G Wells Omnibus, page 171
“The claret cup’s all right for Theodore, Mrs. Pope,” said Magnet. “It’s a special twelve year old brand.” (He thought of everything!)
“Mummy,” said Mr. Pope. “You’d better carve this pie, I think.”
“I want very much,” said Mr. Magnet in Marjorie’s ear and very confidentially, “to show you the view from the church tower. I think—it will appeal to you.”
“Rom!” said Theodore, uncontrollably, in a tremendous stage whisper. “There’s peaches!… There! on the hamper!”
“Champagne, m’am?” said the waiter suddenly in Mrs. Pope’s ear, wiping ice-water from the bottle.
(But what could it have cost him?)
§ 13
Marjorie would have preferred that Mr. Magnet should not have decided with such relentless determination to make his second proposal on the church tower. His purpose was luminously clear to her from the beginning of lunch onward, and she could feel her nerves going under the strain of that long expectation. She tried to pull herself together, tried not to think about it, tried to be amused by the high spirits and nonsense of Mr. Wintersloan and Syd and Rom and Theodore; but Mr. Magnet was very pervasive, and her mother didn’t ever look at her, looked past her and away from her and all round her, in a profoundly observant manner. Marjorie felt chiefly anxious to get to the top of that predestinate tower and have the whole thing over, and it was with a start that she was just able to prevent one of the assiduous waiters filling her glass with champagne for the third time.
There was a little awkwardness in dispersing after lunch. Mr. Pope, his heart warmed by the champagne and mellowed by a subsequent excellent cigar, wanted very much to crack what he called a “postprandial jest” or so with the great humorist, while Theodore also, deeply impressed with the discovery that there was more in Mr. Magnet than he had supposed, displayed a strong disposition to attach himself more closely than he had hitherto done to this remarkable person, and study his quiet but enormous possibilities with greater attention. Mrs. Pope with a still alertness did her best to get people adjusted, but Syd and Rom had conceived a base and unnatural desire to subjugate the affections of the youngest waiter, and wouldn’t listen to her proposal that they should take Theodore away into the town; Mr. Wintersloan displayed extraordinary cunning and resource in evading a tête-à-tête with Mr. Pope that would have released Mr. Magnet. Now Mrs. Pope came to think of it, Mr. Wintersloan never had had the delights of a good talk with Mr. Pope, he knew practically nothing about the East Purblow experiment except for what Mr. Magnet might have retailed to him, and she was very greatly puzzled to account for his almost manifest reluctance to go into things thoroughly. Daffy remained on hand, available but useless, and Mrs. Pope, smiling at the landscape and a prey to Management within, was suddenly inspired to take her eldest daughter into her confidence. “Daffy,” she said, with a guileful finger extended and pointing to the lower sky as though she was pointing out the less obvious and more atmospheric beauties of Surrey, “get Theodore away from Mr. Magnet if you can. He wants to talk to Marjorie.”
Daffy looked round. “Shall I call him?” she said.
“No,” said Mrs. Pope, “do it—just—quietly.”
“I’ll try,” said Daffy and stared at her task, and Mrs. Pope, feeling that this might or might not succeed but that anyhow she had done what she could, strolled across to her husband and laid a connubial touch upon his shoulder. “All the young people,” she said, “are burning to climb the church tower. I never can understand this activity after lunch.”
“Not me,” said Mr. Pope. “Eh, Magnet?”
“I’m game,” said Theodore. “Come along, Mr. Magnet.”
“I think,” said Mr. Magnet looking at Marjorie, “I shall go up. I want to show Marjorie the view.”
“We’ll stay here, Mummy, eh?” said Mr. Pope, with a quite unusual geniality, and suddenly put his arm round Mrs. Pope’s waist. Her motherly eye sought Daffy’s, and indicated her mission. “I’ll come with you, Theodore,” said Daffy. “There isn’t room for everyone at once up that tower.”
“I’ll go with Mr. Magnet,” said Theodore, relying firmly on the privileges of the day….
For a time they played for position, with the intentions of Mr. Magnet showing more and more starkly through the moves of the game. At last Theodore was lured down a side street by the sight of a huge dummy fish dangling outside a tackle and bait shop, and Mr. Magnet and Marjorie, already with a dreadful feeling of complicity, made a movement so rapid it seemed to her almost a bolt for the church tower. Whatever Mr. Magnet desired to say, and whatever elasticity his mind had once possessed with regard to it, there can be no doubt that it had now become so rigid as to be sayable only in that one precise position, and in the exact order he had determined upon. But when at last they got to that high serenity, Mr. Magnet was far too hot and far too much out of breath to say anything at all for a time except an almost explosive gust or so of approbation of the scenery. “Shor’ breath!” he said, “win’ey stairs always—that ‘fect on me—buful sceny—Suwy—like it always.”
Marjorie found herself violently disposed to laugh; indeed she had never before been so near the verge of hysterics.
“It’s a perfectly lovely view,” she said. “No wonder you wanted me to see it.”
“Naturally,” said Mr. Magnet, “wanted you to see it.”
Marjorie, with a skill her mother might have envied, wriggled into a half-sitting position in an embrasure and concentrated herself upon the broad wooded undulations that went about the horizon, and Mr. Magnet mopped his face with surreptitious gestures, and took deep restoring breaths.
“I’ve always wanted to bring you here,” he said, “ever since I found it in the spring.”
“It was very kind of you, Mr. Magnet,” said Marjorie.
“You see,” he explained, “whenever I see anything fine or rich or splendid or beautiful now, I seem to want it for you.” His voice quickened as though he were repeating something that had been long in his mind. “I wish I could give you all this country. I wish I could put all that is beautiful in the world at your feet.”
He watched the effect of this upon her for a moment.
“Marjorie,” he said, “did you really mean what you told me the other day, that there was indeed no hope for me? I have a sort of feeling I bothered you that day, that perhaps you didn’t mean all——”
He stopped short.
“I don’t think I knew what I meant,” said Marjorie, and Magnet gave a queer sound of relief at her words. “I don’t think I know what I mean now. I don’t think I can say I love you, Mr. Magnet. I would if I could. I like you very much indeed, I think you are awfully kind, you’re more kind and generous than anyone I have ever known….”
Saying he was kind and generous made her through some obscure association of ideas feel that he must have understanding. She had an impulse to put her whole case before him frankly. “I wonder,” she said, “if you can understand what it is to be a girl.”
Then she saw the absurdity of her idea, of any such miracle of sympathy. He was entirely concentrated upon the appeal he had come prepared to make.
“Marjorie,” he said, “I don’t ask you to love me yet. All I ask is that you shouldn’t decide not to love me.”
Marjorie became aware of Theodore, hotly followed by Daffy, in the churchyard below. “I know he’s up there,” Theodore was manifestly saying.
Marjorie faced her lover gravely.
“Mr. Magnet,” she said, “I will certainly promise you that.”
“I would rather be your servant, rather live for your happiness, than do anything else in all the world,” said Mr. Magnet. “If you would trust your life to me, if you would deign—.” He paused to recover his thread. “If you would deign to let me make life what it should be for you, take every care from your shoulders, face every responsibility——”
Marjorie felt she had to hurry. She could almost feel the feet of Theodore coming up that tower.
“Mr. Magnet,” she said, “you don’t understand. You don’t realize what I am. You don’t know how unworthy I am—what a mere ignorant child——”
“Let me be judge of that!” cried Mr. Magnet.
They paused almost like two actors who listen for the prompter. It was only too obvious that both were aware of a little medley of imperfectly subdued noises below. Theodore had got to the ladder that made the last part of the ascent, and there Daffy had collared him. “My birthday,” said Theodore. “Come down! You shan’t go up there!” said Daffy. “You mustn’t, Theodore!” “Why not?” There was something like a scuffle, and whispers. Then it would seem Theodore went—reluctantly and with protests. But the conflict receded.
“Marjorie!” said Mr. Magnet, as though there had been no pause, “if you would consent only to make an experiment, if you would try to love me. Suppose you tried an engagement. I do not care how long I waited….”
He paused. “Will you try?” he urged upon her distressed silence.
She felt as though she forced the word. “Yes!” she said in a very low voice.
Then it seemed to her that Mr. Magnet leapt upon her. She felt herself pulled almost roughly from the embrasure, and he had kissed her. She struggled in his embrace. “Mr. Magnet!” she said. He lifted her face and kissed her lips. “Marjorie!” he said, and she had partly released herself.
“Oh don’t kiss me,” she cried, “don’t kiss me yet!”
“But a kiss!”
“I don’t like it.”
“I beg your pardon!” he said. “I forgot——. But you…. You…. I couldn’t help it.”
She was suddenly wildly sorry for what she had done. She felt she was going to cry, to behave absurdly.
“I want to go down,” she said.
“Marjorie, you have made me the happiest of men! All my life, all my strength I will spend in showing you that you have made no mistake in trusting me——”
“Yes,” she said, “yes,” and wondered what she could say or do. It seemed to him that her shrinking pose was the most tenderly modest thing he had ever seen.
“Oh my dear!” he said, and restrained himself and took her passive hand and kissed it.
“I want to go down to them!” she insisted.
He paused on the topmost rungs of the ladder, looking unspeakable things at her. Then he turned to go down, and for the second time in her life she saw that incipient thinness….
“I am sure you will never be sorry,” he said….
They found Mr. and Mrs. Pope in the churchyard. Mr. Pope was reading with amusement for the third time an epitaph that had caught his fancy—
“Lands ever bright, days ever fair,
And yet we weep that he is there.”
he read. “You know that’s really Good. That ought to be printed somewhere.”
Mrs. Pope glanced sharply at her daughter’s white face, and found an enigma. Then she looked at Mr. Magnet.
There was no mistake about Mr. Magnet. Marjorie had accepted him, whatever else she had felt or done.
§ 14
Marjorie’s feelings for the rest of the day are only to be accounted for on the supposition that she was overwrought. She had a preposterous reaction. She had done this thing with her eyes open after days of deliberation, and now she felt as though she was caught in a trap. The clearest thing in her mind was that Mr. Magnet had taken hold of her and kissed her, kissed her on the lips, and that presently he would do it again. And also she was asking herself with futile reiteration why she had got into debt at Oxbridge? Why she had got into debt? For such silly little things too!
Nothing definite was said in her hearing about the engagement, but everybody seemed to understand. Mr. Pope was the most demonstrative, he took occasion to rap her hard upon the back, his face crinkled with a resolute kindliness. “Ah!” he said, “Sly Maggots!”
He also administered several resounding blows to Magnet’s shoulder blades, and irradiated the party with a glow of benevolent waggery. Marjorie submitted without an answer to these paternal intimations. Mrs. Pope did no more than watch her daughter. Invisible but overwhelming forces were busy in bringing Marjorie and her glowing lover alone together again. It happened at last, as he was departing; she was almost to her inflamed imagination thrust out upon him, had to take him to the gate; and there in the shadows of the trees he kissed her “good night” with passionate effusion.
“Madge,” he said, “Madge!”
She made no answer. She submitted passively to his embrace, and then suddenly and dexterously disengaged herself from him, ran in, and without saying good-night to anyone went to her room to bed.
Mr. Pope was greatly amused by this departure from the customary routine of life, and noted it archly.
When Daffy came up Marjorie was ostentatiously going to sleep….
As she herself was dropping off Daffy became aware of an odd sound, somehow familiar, and yet surprising and disconcerting.
Suddenly wide awake again, she started up. Yes there was no mistake about it! And yet it was very odd.
“Madge, what’s up?”
No answer.
“I say! you aren’t crying, Madge, are you?”
Then after a long interval: “Madge!”
An answer came in a muffled voice, almost as if Marjorie had something in her mouth. “Oh shut it, old Daffy.”
“But Madge?” said Daffy after reflection.
“Shut it. Do shut it! Leave me alone, I say! Can’t you leave me alone? Oh!”—and for a moment she let her sobs have way with her—“Daffy, don’t worry me. Old Daffy! Please!”
Daffy sat up for a long time in the stifled silence that ensued, and then like a sensible sister gave it up, and composed herself again to slumber….
Outside watching the window in a state of nebulous ecstasy, was Mr. Magnet, moonlit and dewy. It was a high serene night with a growing moon and a scattered company of major stars, and if no choir of nightingales sang there was at least a very active nightjar. “More than I hoped,” whispered Mr. Magnet, “more than I dared to hope.” He was very sleepy, but it seemed to him improper to go to bed on such a night—on such an occasion.
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CHAPTER THE THIRD
The Man Who Fell Out of the Sky
§ 1
For the next week Marjorie became more nearly introspective than she had ever been in her life before. She began to doubt her hitherto unshaken conviction that she was a single, consistent human being. She found such discords and discrepancies between mood and mood, between the conviction of this hour and the feeling of that, that it seemed to her she was rather a collection of samples of emotion and attitude than anything so simple as an individual.
For example, there can be no denying there was one Marjorie in the bundle who was immensely set up by the fact that she was engaged, and going to be at no very remote date mistress of a London house. She was profoundly Plessingtonian, and quite the vulgarest of the lot. The new status she had attained and the possibly beautiful house and the probably successful dinner-parties and the arrangements and the importance of such a life was the substance of this creature’s thought. She designed some queenly dresses. This was the Marjorie most in evidence when it came to talking with her mother and Daphne. I am afraid she patronized Daphne, and ignored the fact that Daphne, who had begun with a resolute magnanimity, was becoming annoyed and resentful.
And she thought of things she might buy, and the jolly feeling of putting them about and making fine effects with them. One thing she told Daphne, she had clearly resolved upon; the house should be always full and brimming over with beautiful flowers. “I’ve always wished mother would have more flowers—and not keep them so long when she has them….”
Another Marjorie in the confusion of her mind was doing her sincerest, narrow best to appreciate and feel grateful for and return the devotion of Mr. Magnet. This Marjorie accepted and even elaborated his views, laid stress on his voluntary subjection, harped upon his goodness, brought her to kiss him.
“I don’t deserve all this love,” this side of Marjorie told Magnet. “But I mean to learn to love you——”
“My dear one!” cried Magnet, and pressed her hand….
A third Marjorie among the many was an altogether acuter and less agreeable person. She was a sprite of pure criticism, and in spite of the utmost efforts to suppress her, she declared night and day in the inner confidences of Marjorie’s soul that she did not believe in Mr. Magnet’s old devotion at all. She was anti-Magnet, a persistent insurgent. She was dreadfully unsettling. It was surely this Marjorie that wouldn’t let the fact of his baldness alone, and who discovered and insisted upon a curious unbeautiful flatness in his voice whenever he was doing his best to speak from the heart. And as for this devotion, what did it amount to? A persistent unimaginative besetting of Marjorie, a growing air of ownership, an expansive, indulgent, smiling disposition to thwart and control. And he was always touching her! Whenever he came near her she would wince at the freedoms a large, kind hand might take with her elbow or wrist, at a possible sudden, clumsy pat at some erring strand of hair.
Then there was an appraising satisfaction in his eye.
On the third day of their engagement he began, quite abruptly, to call her “Magsy.” “We’ll end this scandal of a Girl Pope,” he said. “Magsy Magnet, you’ll be—M.M. No women M.P.‘s for us, Magsy….”
She became acutely critical of his intellectual quality. She listened with a new alertness to the conversations at the dinner-table, the bouts of wit with her father. She carried off utterances and witticism for maturer reflection. She was amazed to find how little they could withstand the tests and acids of her mind. So many things, such wide and interesting fields, he did not so much think about as cover with a large enveloping shallowness….
He came strolling around the vicarage into the garden one morning about eleven, though she had not expected him until lunch-time; and she was sitting with her feet tucked up on the aged but still practicable garden-seat reading Shaw’s “Common Sense of Municipal Trading.” He came and leant over the back of the seat, and she looked up, said “Good morning. Isn’t it perfectly lovely?” and indicated by a book still open that her interest in it remained alive.
