H G Wells Omnibus, page 168
Words failed her, and for some moments they engaged in a mutual pressure.
“Ah!” said Mr. Magnet, and had a queer wish it was the mother he had to deal with.
“Are you sure, Mr. Magnet,” Mrs. Pope went on as their emotions subsided, “that she really meant what she said? Girls are very strange creatures——”
“She seems so clear and positive.”
“Her manner is always clear and positive.”
“Yes. I know.”
“I know she has cared for you.”
“No!”
“A mother sees. When your name used to be mentioned——. But these are not things to talk about. There is something—something sacred——”
“Yes,” he said. “Yes. Only——Of course, one thing——”
Mrs. Pope seemed lost in the contemplation of water-lilies.
“I wondered,” said Mr. Magnet, and paused again.
Then, almost breathlessly, “I wondered if there should be perhaps—some one else?”
She shook her head slowly. “I should know,” she said.
“Are you sure?”
“I know I should know.”
“Perhaps recently?”
“I am sure I should know. A mother’s intuition——”
Memories possessed her for awhile. “A girl of twenty is a mass of contradictions. I can remember myself as if it was yesterday. Often one says no, or yes—out of sheer nervousness…. I am sure there is no other attachment——”
It occurred to her that she had said enough. “What a dignity that old gold-fish has!” she remarked. “He waves his tail—as if he were a beadle waving little boys out of church.”
§ 5
Mrs. Pope astonished Marjorie by saying nothing about the all too obvious event of the day for some time, but her manner to her second daughter on their way home was strangely gentle. It was as if she had realized for the first time that regret and unhappiness might come into that young life. After supper, however, she spoke. They had all gone out just before the children went to bed to look for the new moon; Daffy was showing the pseudo-twins the old moon in the new moon’s arms, and Marjorie found herself standing by her mother’s side. “I hope dear,” said Mrs. Pope, “that it’s all for the best—and that you’ve done wisely, dear.”
Marjorie was astonished and moved by her mother’s tone.
“It’s so difficult to know what is for the best,” Mrs. Pope went on.
“I had to do—as I did,” said Marjorie.
“I only hope you may never find you have made a Great Mistake, dear. He cares for you very, very much.”
“Oh! we see it now!” cried Rom, “we see it now! Mummy, have you seen it? Like a little old round ghost being nursed!”
When Marjorie said “Good-night,” Mrs. Pope kissed her with an unaccustomed effusion.
It occurred to Marjorie that after all her mother had no selfish end to serve in this affair.
§ 6
The idea that perhaps after all she had made a Great Mistake, the Mistake of her Life it might be, was quite firmly established in its place among all the other ideas in Marjorie’s mind by the time she had dressed next morning. Subsequent events greatly intensified this persuasion. A pair of new stockings she had trusted sprang a bad hole as she put them on. She found two unmistakable bills from Oxbridge beside her plate, and her father was “horrid” at breakfast.
Her father, it appeared, had bought the ordinary shares of a Cuban railway very extensively, on the distinct understanding that they would improve. In a decent universe, with a proper respect for meritorious gentlemen, these shares would have improved accordingly, but the weather had seen fit to shatter the wisdom of Mr. Pope altogether. The sugar crop had collapsed, the bears were at work, and every morning now saw his nominal capital diminished by a dozen pounds or so. I do not know what Mr. Pope would have done if he had not had his family to help him bear his trouble. As it was he relieved his tension by sending Theodore from the table for dropping a knife, telling Rom when she turned the plate round to pick the largest banana that she hadn’t the self-respect of a child of five, and remarking sharply from behind the Times when Daffy asked Marjorie if she was going to sketch: “Oh, for God’s sake don’t whisper!” Then when Mrs. Pope came round the table and tried to take his coffee cup softly to refill it without troubling him, he snatched at it, wrenched it roughly out of her hand, and said with his mouth full, and strangely in the manner of a snarling beast: “No’ ready yet. Half foo’.”
Marjorie wanted to know why every one didn’t get up and leave the room. She glanced at her mother and came near to speaking.
And very soon she would have to come home and live in the midst of this again—indefinitely!
After breakfast she went to the tumbledown summer-house by the duckpond, and contemplated the bills she had not dared to open at table. One was boots, nearly three pounds, the other books, over seven. “I know that’s wrong,” said Marjorie, and rested her chin on her hand, knitted her brows and tried to remember the details of orders and deliveries….
Marjorie had fallen into the net prepared for our sons and daughters by the delicate modesty of the Oxbridge authorities in money matters, and she was, for her circumstances, rather heavily in debt. But I must admit that in Marjorie’s nature the Oxbridge conditions had found an eager and adventurous streak that rendered her particularly apt to these temptations.
I doubt if reticence is really a virtue in a teacher. But this is a fearful world, and the majority of those who instruct our youth have the painful sensitiveness of the cloistered soul to this spirit of terror in things. The young need particularly to be told truthfully and fully all we know of three fundamental things: the first of which is God, the next their duty towards their neighbours in the matter of work and money, and the third Sex. These things, and the adequate why of them, and some sort of adequate how, make all that matters in education. But all three are obscure and deeply moving topics, topics for which the donnish mind has a kind of special ineptitude, and which it evades with the utmost skill and delicacy. The middle part of this evaded triad was now being taken up in Marjorie’s case by the Oxbridge tradespeople.
The Oxbridge shopkeeper is peculiar among shopkeepers in the fact that he has to do very largely with shy and immature customers with an extreme and distinctive ignorance of most commercial things. They are for the most part short of cash, but with vague and often large probabilities of credit behind them, for most people, even quite straitened people, will pull their sons and daughters out of altogether unreasonable debts at the end of their university career; and so the Oxbridge shopkeeper becomes a sort of propagandist of the charms and advantages of insolvency. Alone among retailers he dislikes the sight of cash, declines it, affects to regard it as a coarse ignorant truncation of a budding relationship, begs to be permitted to wait. So the youngster just up from home discovers that money may stay in the pocket, be used for cab and train fares and light refreshments; all the rest may be had for the asking. Marjorie, with her innate hunger for good fine things, with her quite insufficient pocket-money, and the irregular habits of expenditure a spasmodically financed, hard-up home is apt to engender, fell very readily into this new, delightful custom of having it put down (whatever it happened to be). She had all sorts of things put down. She and the elder Carmel girl used to go shopping together, having things put down. She brightened her rooms with colour-prints and engravings, got herself pretty and becoming clothes, acquired a fitted dressing-bag already noted in this story, and one or two other trifles of the sort, revised her foot-wear, created a very nice little bookshelf, and although at times she felt a little astonished and scared at herself, resolutely refused to estimate the total of accumulated debt she had attained. Indeed until the bills came in it was impossible to do that, because, following the splendid example of the Carmel girl, she hadn’t even inquired the price of quite a number of things….
She didn’t dare think now of the total. She lied even to herself about that. She had fixed on fifty pounds as the unendurable maximum. “It is less than fifty pounds,” she said, and added: “must be.” But something in her below the threshold of consciousness knew that it was more.
And now she was in her third year, and the Oxbridge tradesman, generally satisfied with the dimensions of her account, and no longer anxious to see it grow, was displaying the less obsequious side of his character. He wrote remarks at the bottom of his account, remarks about settlement, about having a bill to meet, about having something to go on with. He asked her to give the matter her “early attention.” She had a disagreeable persuasion that if she wanted many more things anywhere she would have to pay ready money for them. She was particularly short of stockings. She had overlooked stockings recently.
Daffy, unfortunately, was also short of stockings.
And now, back with her family again, everything conspired to remind Marjorie of the old stringent habits from which she had had so delightful an interlude. She saw Daffy eye her possessions, reflect. This morning something of the awfulness of her position came to her….
At Oxbridge she had made rather a joke of her debts.
“I’d swear I haven’t had three pairs of house shoes,” said Marjorie. “But what can one do?”
And about the whole position the question was, “what can one do?”
She proceeded with tense nervous movements to tear these two distasteful demands into very minute pieces. Then she collected them all together in the hollow of her hand, and buried them in the loose mould in a corner of the summer-house.
“Madge,” said Theodore, appearing in the sunshine of the doorway. “Aunt Plessington’s coming! She’s sent a wire. Someone’s got to meet her by the twelve-forty train.”
§ 7
Aunt Plessington’s descent was due to her sudden discovery that Buryhamstreet was in close proximity to Summerhay Park, indeed only three miles away. She had promised a lecture on her movement for Lady Petchworth’s village room in Summerhay, and she found that with a slight readjustment of dates she could combine this engagement with her promised visit to her husband’s sister, and an evening or so of influence for her little Madge. So she had sent Hubert to telegraph at once, and “here,” she said triumphantly on the platform, after a hard kiss at Marjorie’s cheek, “we are again.”
There, at any rate, she was, and Uncle Hubert was up the platform seeing after the luggage, in his small anxious way.
Aunt Plessington was a tall lean woman, with firm features, a high colour and a bright eye, who wore hats to show she despised them, and carefully dishevelled hair. Her dress was always good, but extremely old and grubby, and she commanded respect chiefly by her voice. Her voice was the true governing-class voice, a strangulated contralto, abundant and authoritative; it made everything she said clear and important, so that if she said it was a fine morning it was like leaded print in the Times, and she had over her large front teeth lips that closed quietly and with a slight effort after her speeches, as if the words she spoke tasted well and left a peaceful, secure sensation in the mouth.
Uncle Hubert was a less distinguished figure, and just a little reminiscent of the small attached husbands one finds among the lower crustacea: he was much shorter and rounder than his wife, and if he had been left to himself, he would probably have been comfortably fat in his quiet little way. But Aunt Plessington had made him a Haigite, which is one of the fiercer kinds of hygienist, just in the nick of time. He had round shoulders, a large nose, and glasses that made him look astonished—and she said he had a great gift for practical things, and made him see after everything in that line while she did the lecturing. His directions to the porter finished, he came up to his niece. “Hello, Marjorie!” he said, in a peculiar voice that sounded as though his mouth was full (though of course, poor dear, it wasn’t), “how’s the First Class?”
“A second’s good enough for me, Uncle Hubert,” said Marjorie, and asked if they would rather walk or go in the donkey cart, which was waiting outside with Daffy. Aunt Plessington, with an air of great bonhomie said she’d ride in the donkey cart, and they did. But no pseudo-twins or Theodore came to meet this arrival, as both uncle and aunt had a way of asking how the lessons were getting on that they found extremely disagreeable. Also, their aunt measured them, and incited them with loud encouraging noises to grow one against the other in an urgent, disturbing fashion.
Aunt Plessington’s being was consumed by thoughts of getting on. She was like Bernard Shaw’s life force, and she really did not seem to think there was anything in existence but shoving. She had no idea what a lark life can be, and occasionally how beautiful it can be when you do not shove, if only, which becomes increasingly hard each year, you can get away from the shovers. She was one of an energetic family of eight sisters who had maintained themselves against a mutual pressure by the use of their elbows from the cradle. They had all married against each other, all sorts of people; two had driven their husbands into bishoprics and made quite typical bishop’s wives, one got a leading barrister, one a high war-office official, and one a rich Jew, and Aunt Plessington, after spending some years in just missing a rich and only slightly demented baronet, had pounced—it’s the only word for it—on Uncle Hubert. “A woman is nothing without a husband,” she said, and took him. He was a fairly comfortable Oxford don in his furtive way, and bringing him out and using him as a basis, she specialized in intellectual philanthropy and evolved her Movement. It was quite remarkable how rapidly she overhauled her sisters again.
What the Movement was, varied considerably from time to time, but it was always aggressively beneficial towards the lower strata of the community. Among its central ideas was her belief that these lower strata can no more be trusted to eat than they can to drink, and that the licensing monopoly which has made the poor man’s beer thick, lukewarm and discreditable, and so greatly minimized its consumption, should be extended to the solid side of his dietary. She wanted to place considerable restrictions upon the sale of all sorts of meat, upon groceries and the less hygienic and more palatable forms of bread (which do not sufficiently stimulate the coatings of the stomach), to increase the present difficulties in the way of tobacco purchasers, and to put an end to that wanton and deleterious consumption of sweets which has so bad an effect upon the enamel of the teeth of the younger generation. Closely interwoven with these proposals was an adoption of the principle of the East Purblow Experiment, the principle of Payment in Kind. She was quite in agreement with Mr. Pope that poor people, when they had money, frittered it away, and so she proposed very extensive changes in the Truck Act, which could enable employers, under suitable safeguards, and with the advice of a small body of spinster inspectors, to supply hygienic housing, approved clothing of moral and wholesome sort, various forms of insurance, edifying rations, cuisine, medical aid and educational facilities as circumstances seemed to justify, in lieu of the wages the employees handled so ill….
As no people in England will ever admit they belong to the lower strata of society, Aunt Plessington’s Movement attracted adherents from every class in the community.
She now, as they drove slowly to the vicarage, recounted to Marjorie—she had the utmost contempt for Daffy because of her irregular teeth and a general lack of progressive activity—the steady growth of the Movement, and the increasing respect shown for her and Hubert in the world of politico-social reform. Some of the meetings she had addressed had been quite full, various people had made various remarks about her, hostile for the most part and yet insidiously flattering, and everybody seemed quite glad to come to the little dinners she gave in order, she said, to gather social support for her reforms. She had been staying with the Mastersteins, who were keenly interested, and after she had polished off Lady Petchworth she was to visit Lady Rosenbaum. It was all going on swimmingly, these newer English gentry were eager to learn all she had to teach in the art of breaking in the Anglo-Saxon villagers, and now, how was Marjorie going on, and what was she going to do in the world?
Marjorie said she was working for her final.
“And what then?” asked Aunt Plessington.
“Not very clear, Aunt, yet.”
“Looking around for something to take up?”
“Yes, Aunt.”
“Well, you’ve time yet. And it’s just as well to see how the land lies before you begin. It saves going back. You’ll have to come up to London with me for a little while, and see things, and be seen a little.”
“I should love to.”
“I’ll give you a good time,” said Aunt Plessington, nodding promisingly. “Theodore getting on in school?”
“He’s had his remove.”
“And how’s Sydney getting on with the music?”
“Excellently.”
“And Rom. Rom getting on?”
Marjorie indicated a more restrained success.
“And what’s Daffy doing?”
“Oh! get on!” said Daffy and suddenly whacked the donkey rather hard. “I beg your pardon, Aunt?”
“I asked what you were up to, Daffy?”
“Dusting, Aunt—and the virtues,” said Daffy.
“You ought to find something better than that.”
“Father tells me a lot about the East Purblow Experiment,” said Daffy after a perceptible interval.
“Ah!” cried Aunt Plessington with a loud encouraging note, but evidently making the best of it, “that’s better. Sociological observation.”
“Yes, Aunt,” said Daffy, and negotiated a corner with exceptional care.
§ 8
Mrs. Pope, who had an instinctive disposition to pad when Aunt Plessington was about, had secured the presence at lunch of Mr. Magnet (who was after all staying on in Buryhamstreet) and the Rev. Jopling Baynes. Aunt Plessington liked to meet the clergy, and would always if she could win them over to an interest in the Movement. She opened the meal with a brisk attack upon him. “Come, Mr. Baynes,” she said, “what do your people eat here? Hubert and I are making a study of the gluttonous side of village life, and we find that no one knows so much of that as the vicar—not even the doctor.”
