H G Wells Omnibus, page 173
The doctor departed; Sir Rupert, after stimulants, closed his eyes, and Mr. Trafford seated himself at the tea-things for some more cake, as though introduction by aeroplane was the most regular thing in the world.
He had very pleasant and easy manners, an entire absence of self-consciousness, and a quick talkative disposition that made him very rapidly at home with everybody. He described all the sensations of flight, his early lessons and experiments, and in the utmost detail the events of the afternoon that had led to this disastrous adventure. He made his suggestion of “trying the thing” seem the most natural impulse in the world. The bulk of the conversation fell on him; Mr. Magnet, save for the intervention of one or two jests, was quietly observant; the rest were well disposed to listen. And as Mr. Trafford talked his eye rested ever and again on Marjorie with the faintest touch of scrutiny and perplexity, and she, too, found a curious little persuasion growing up in her mind that somewhere, somehow, she and he had met and had talked rather earnestly. But how and where eluded her altogether….
They had sat for an hour—the men from the doctor’s seemed never coming—when Mr. Pope returned unexpectedly from his cricket match, which had ended a little prematurely in a rot on an over-dry wicket. He was full of particulars of the day’s play, and how Wiper had got a most amazing catch and held it, though he fell; how Jenks had deliberately bowled at a man’s head, he believed, and little Gibbs thrown a man out from slip. He was burning to tell all this in the utmost detail to Magnet and his family, so that they might at least share the retrospect of his pleasure. He had thought out rather a good pun on Wiper, and he was naturally a little thwarted to find all this good, rich talk crowded out by a more engrossing topic.
At the sight of a stranger grouped in a popular manner beside the tea-things, he displayed a slight acerbity, which was if anything increased by the discovery of a prostrate person with large brown eyes and an expression of Oriental patience and disdain, in the shade of a bush near by. At first he seemed scarcely to grasp Mrs. Pope’s explanations, and regarded Sir Rupert with an expression that bordered on malevolence. Then, when his attention was directed to the smashed machine upon the lawn, he broke out into a loud indignant: “Good God! What next?”
He walked towards the wreckage, disregarding Mr. Trafford beside him. “A man can’t go away from his house for an hour!” he complained.
“I can assure you we did all we could to prevent it,” said Trafford.
“Ought never to have had it to prevent,” said Mr. Pope. “Is your friend hurt?”
“A rib—and shock,” said Trafford.
“Well—he deserves it,” said Mr. Pope. “Rather than launch myself into the air in one of those infernal things, I’d be stood against a wall and shot.”
“Tastes differ, of course,” said Trafford, with unruffled urbanity.
“You’ll have all this cleared away,” said Mr. Pope.
“Mechanics—oh! a complete break-down party—are speeding to us in fast motors,” said Trafford. “Thanks to the kindness of your domestic in taking a telegram for me.”
“Hope they won’t kill any one,” said Mr. Pope, and just for a moment the conversation hung fire. “And your friend?” he asked.
“He goes in the next ten minutes—well, whenever the litter comes from the doctor’s. Poor old Solomonson!”
“Solomonson?”
“Sir Rupert.”
“Oh!” said Mr. Pope. “Is that the Pigmentation Solomonson?”
“I believe he does do some beastly company of that sort,” said Trafford. “Isn’t it amazing we didn’t smash our engine?”
Sir Rupert Solomonson was indeed a familiar name to Mr. Pope. He had organized the exploitation of a number of pigment and bye-product patents, and the ordinary and deferred shares of his syndicate has risen to so high a price as to fill Mr. Pope with the utmost confidence in their future; indeed he had bought considerably, withdrawing capital to do so from an Argentine railway whose stock had awakened his distaste and a sort of moral aversion by slumping heavily after a bad wheat and linseed harvest. This discovery did much to mitigate his first asperity, his next remark to Trafford was almost neutral, and he was even asking Sir Rupert whether he could do anything to make him comfortable, when the doctor returned with a litter, borne by four hastily compiled bearers.
§ 4
Some brightness seemed to vanish when the buoyant Mr. Trafford, still undauntedly cheerful, limped off after his more injured friend, and disappeared through the gate. Marjorie found herself in a world whose remaining manhood declined to see anything but extreme annoyance in this gay, exciting rupture of the afternoon. “Good God!” said Mr. Pope. “What next? What next?”
“Registration, I hope,” said Mr. Magnet,—“and relegation to the desert of Sahara.”
“One good thing about it,” said Mr. Pope—“it all wastes petrol. And when the petrol supply gives out—they’re done.”
“Certainly we might all have been killed!” said Mrs. Pope, feeling she had to bear her witness against their visitors, and added: “If we hadn’t moved out of the way, that is.”
There was a simultaneous movement towards the shattered apparatus, about which a small contingent of villagers, who had availed themselves of the withdrawal of the sentinel, had now assembled.
“Look at it!” said Mr. Pope, with bitter hostility. “Look at it!”
Everyone had anticipated his command.
“They’ll never come to anything,” said Mr. Pope, after a pause of silent hatred.
“But they have to come to something,” said Marjorie.
“They’ve come to smash!” said Mr. Magnet, with the true humorist’s air.
“But consider the impudence of this invasion, the wild—objectionableness of it!”
“They’re nasty things,” said Mr. Magnet. “Nasty things!”
A curious spirit of opposition stirred in Marjorie. It seemed to her that men who play golf-croquet and watch cricket matches have no business to contemn men who risk their lives in the air. She sought for some controversial opening.
“Isn’t the engine rather wonderful?” she remarked.
Mr. Magnet regarded the engine with his head a little on one side. “It’s the usual sort,” he said.
“There weren’t engines like that twenty years ago.”
“There weren’t people like you twenty years ago,” said Mr. Magnet, smiling wisely and kindly, and turned his back on the thing.
Mr. Pope followed suit. He was filled with the bitter thought that he would never now be able to tell the history of the remarkable match he had witnessed. It was all spoilt for him—spoilt for ever. Everything was disturbed and put out.
“They’ve left us our tennis lawn,” he said, with a not unnatural resentment passing to invitation. “What do you say, Magnet? Now you’ve begun the game you must keep it up?”
“If Marjorie, or Mrs. Pope, or Daffy…?” said Magnet.
Mrs. Pope declared the house required her. And so with the gravest apprehensions, and an insincere compliment to their father’s energy, Daffy and Marjorie made up a foursome for that healthy and invigorating game. But that evening Mr. Pope got his serve well into the bay of the sagging net almost at once, and with Marjorie in the background taking anything he left her, he won quite easily, and everything became pleasant again. Magnet gloated upon Marjorie and served her like a missionary giving Bibles to heathen children, he seemed always looking at her instead of the ball, and except for a slight disposition on the part of Daffy to slash, nothing could have been more delightful. And at supper Mr. Pope, rather crushing his wife’s attempt to recapitulate the more characteristic sayings and doings of Sir Rupert and his friend, did after all succeed in giving every one a very good idea indeed of the more remarkable incidents of the cricket match at Wamping, and made the pun he had been accustomed to use upon the name of Wiper in a new and improved form. A general talk about cricket and the Immense Good of cricket followed. Mr. Pope said he would make cricket-playing compulsory for every English boy.
Everyone it seemed to Marjorie was forgetting that dark shape athwart the lawn, and all the immense implication of its presence, with a deliberate and irrational skill, and she noted that the usual move towards the garden at the end of the evening was not made.
§ 5
In the night time Marjorie had a dream that she was flying about in the world on a monoplane with Mr. Trafford as a passenger.
Then Mr. Trafford disappeared, and she was flying about alone with a curious uneasy feeling that in a minute or so she would be unable any longer to manage the machine.
Then her father and Mr. Magnet appeared very far below, walking about and disapproving of her. Mr. Magnet was shaking his head very, very sagely, and saying: “Rather a stiff job for little Marjorie,” and her father was saying she would be steadier when she married. And then, she wasn’t clear how, the engine refused to work until her bills were paid, and she began to fall, and fall, and fall towards Mr. Magnet. She tried frantically to pay her bills. She was falling down the fronts of skyscrapers and precipices—and Mr. Magnet was waiting for her below with a quiet kindly smile that grew wider and wider and wider….
She woke up palpitating.
§ 6
Next morning a curious restlessness came upon Marjorie. Conceivably it was due to the absence of Magnet, who had gone to London to deliver his long promised address on The Characteristics of English Humour to the Literati Club. Conceivably she missed his attentions. But it crystallized out in the early afternoon into the oddest form, a powerful craving to go to the little town of Pensting, five miles off, on the other side of Buryhamstreet, to buy silk shoelaces.
She decided to go in the donkey cart. She communicated her intention to her mother, but she did not communicate an equally definite intention to be reminded suddenly of Sir Rupert Solomonson as she was passing the surgery, and make an inquiry on the spur of the moment—it wouldn’t surely be anything but a kindly and justifiable impulse to do that. She might see Mr. Trafford perhaps, but there was no particular harm in that.
It is also to be remarked that finding Theodore a little disposed to encumber her vehicle with his presence she expressed her delight at being released from the need of going, and abandoned the whole expedition to him—knowing as she did perfectly well that if Theodore hated anything more than navigating the donkey cart alone, it was going unprotected into a shop to buy articles of feminine apparel—until he chucked the whole project and went fishing—if one can call it fishing when there are no fish and the fisherman knows it—in the decadent ornamental water.
And it is also to be remarked that as Marjorie approached the surgery she was seized with an absurd and powerful shyness, so that not only did she not call at the surgery, she did not even look at the surgery, she gazed almost rigidly straight ahead, telling herself, however, that she merely deferred that kindly impulse until she had bought her laces. And so it happened that about half a mile beyond the end of Buryhamstreet she came round a corner upon Trafford, and by a singular fatality he also was driving a donkey, or, rather, was tracing a fan-like pattern on the road with a donkey’s hoofs. It was a very similar donkey to Marjorie’s, but the vehicle was a governess cart, and much smarter than Marjorie’s turn-out. His ingenuous face displayed great animation at the sight of her, and as she drew alongside he hailed her with an almost unnatural ease of manner.
“Hullo!” he cried. “I’m taking the air. You seem to be able to drive donkeys forward. How do you do it? I can’t. Never done anything so dangerous in my life before. I’ve just been missed by two motor cars, and hung for a terrible minute with my left wheel on the very verge of an unfathomable ditch. I could hear the little ducklings far, far below, and bits of mould dropping. I tried to count before the splash. Aren’t you—white?”
“But why are you doing it?”
“One must do something. I’m bandaged up and can’t walk. It hurt my leg more than I knew—your doctor says. Solomonson won’t talk of anything but how he feels, and I don’t care a rap how he feels. So I got this thing and came out with it.”
Marjorie made her inquiries. There came a little pause.
“Some day no one will believe that men were ever so foolish as to trust themselves to draught animals,” he remarked. “Hullo! Look out! The horror of it!”
A large oil van—a huge drum on wheels—motor-driven, had come round the corner, and after a preliminary and quite insufficient hoot, bore down upon them, and missing Trafford as it seemed by a miracle, swept past. Both drivers did wonderful things with whips and reins, and found themselves alone in the road again, with their wheels locked and an indefinite future.
“I leave the situation to you,” said Trafford. “Or shall we just sit and talk until the next motor car kills us?”
“We ought to make an effort,” said Marjorie, cheerfully, and descended to lead the two beasts.
Assisted by an elderly hedger, who had been taking a disregarded interest in them for some time, she separated the wheels and got the two donkeys abreast. The old hedger’s opinion of their safety on the king’s highway was expressed by his action rather than his words; he directed the beasts towards a shady lane that opened at right angles to the road. He stood by their bridles while Marjorie resumed her seat.
“It seems to me clearly a case for compromise,” said Trafford. “You want to go that way, I want to go that way. Let us both go this way. It is by such arrangements that civilization becomes possible.”
He dismissed the hedger generously and resumed his reins.
“Shall we race?” he asked.
“With your leg?” she inquired.
“No; with the donkeys. I say, this is rather a lark. At first I thought it was both dangerous and dull. But things have changed. I am in beastly high spirits. I feel there will be a cry before night; but still, I am——I wanted the companionship of an unbroken person. It’s so jolly to meet you again.”
“Again?”
“After the year before last.”
“After the year before last?”
“You didn’t know,” said Trafford, “I had met you before? How aggressive I must have seemed! Well, I wasn’t quite clear. I spent the greater part of last night—my ankle being foolish in the small hours—in trying to remember how and where.”
“I don’t remember,” said Marjorie.
“I remembered you very distinctly, and some things I thought about you, but not where it had happened. Then in the night I got it. It is a puzzle, isn’t it? You see, I was wearing a black gown, and I had been out of the sunlight for some months—and my eye, I remember it acutely, was bandaged. I’m usually bandaged somewhere.
‘I was a King in Babylon
And you were a Christian slave’
—I mean a candidate.”
Marjorie remembered suddenly. “You’re Professor Trafford.”
“Not in this atmosphere. But I am at the Romeike College. And as soon as I recalled examining you I remembered it—minutely. You were intelligent, though unsound—about cryo-hydrates it was. Ah, you remember me now. As most young women are correct by rote and unintelligent in such questions, and as it doesn’t matter a rap about anything of that sort, whether you are correct or not, as long as the mental gesture is right——” He paused for a moment, as though tired of his sentence. “I remembered you.”
He proceeded in his easy and detached manner, that seemed to make every topic possible, to tell her his first impressions of her, and show how very distinctly indeed he remembered her.
“You set me philosophizing. I’d never examined a girls’ school before, and I was suddenly struck by the spectacle of the fifty of you. What’s going to become of them all?”
“I thought,” he went on, “how bright you were, and how keen and eager you were—you, I mean, in particular—and just how certain it was your brightness and eagerness would be swallowed up by some silly ordinariness or other—stuffy marriage or stuffy domestic duties. The old, old story—done over again with a sort of threadbare badness. (Nothing to say against it if it’s done well.) I got quite sentimental and pathetic about life’s breach of faith with women. Odd, isn’t it, how one’s mind runs on. But that’s what I thought. It’s all come back to me.”
Marjorie’s bright, clear eye came round to him. “I don’t see very much wrong with the lot of women,” she reflected. “Things are different nowadays. Anyhow——”
She paused.
“You don’t want to be a man?”
“No!”
She was emphatic.
“Some of us cut more sharply at life than you think,” he said, plumbing her unspoken sense.
She had never met a man before who understood just how a girl can feel the slow obtuseness of his sex. It was almost as if he had found her out at something.
“Oh,” she said, “perhaps you do,” and looked at him with an increased interest.
“I’m half-feminine, I believe,” he said. “For instance, I’ve got just a woman’s joy in textures and little significant shapes. I know how you feel about that. I can spend hours, even now, in crystal gazing—I don’t mean to see some silly revelation of some silly person’s proceedings somewhere, but just for the things themselves. I wonder if you have ever been in the Natural History Museum at South Kensington, and looked at Ruskin’s crystal collection? I saw it when I was a boy, and it became—I can’t help the word—an obsession. The inclusions like moss and like trees, and all sorts of fantastic things, and the cleavages and enclosures with little bubbles, and the lights and shimmer—What were we talking about? Oh, about the keen way your feminine perceptions cut into things. And yet somehow I was throwing contempt on the feminine intelligence. I don’t do justice to the order of my thoughts. Never mind. We’ve lost the thread. But I wish you knew my mother.”
