Delphi Complete Works of Stephen Leacock, page 421
FAMILIAR INCIDENTS
FATHER KNICKERBOCKER — A FANTASY
FATHER KNICKERBOCKER: A FANTASY
FETCHING THE DOCTOR: FROM RECOLLECTIONS OF CHILDHOOD IN THE CANADIAN COUNTRYSIDE
FICTION AND REALITY A STUDY OF THE ART OF CHARLES DICKENS
FIFTY CENTS WORTH
FINALE
FIRST CALL FOR SPRING. — OR — . OH, LISTEN TO THE BIRDS
FIVE DOLLARS, RIGHT NOW
FOLLIES IN FICTION
FOREIGN FICTION IN IMPORTED INSTALMENTS.
FORTY YEARS OF BILLIARDS
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT
FROM MY FRIEND THE DEADBEAT
FROM MY FRIEND THE GUIDE
FROM MY FRIEND THE REPORTER
FROM MY FRIEND WITH A SPEECH TO MAKE
FUN AS AN AID TO BUSINESS IS A SENSE OF HUMOR A FINANCIAL ASSET?
FURTHER PROGRESS IN SPECIALIZATION
GENERALS I HAVE TRAINED
GERMANY FROM WITHIN OUT
GERTRUDE THE GOVERNESS: OR, SIMPLE SEVENTEEN
GERTRUDE THE GOVERNESS: OR, SIMPLE SEVENTEEN. SYNOPSIS OF PREVIOUS CHAPTERS:. THERE ARE NO PREVIOUS CHAPTERS.
GET OFF THE EARTH NOW THAT THIS GLOBE IS USED UP, LET’S LOOK FOR ANOTHER
GETTING THE THREAD OF IT
GILBERT’S “BAB” BALLADS
GO TO MOTHER
GOING! GOING! GONE!
GOLD
GOOD NEWS! A NEW PARTY!
GOOD-BYE, MOTOR CAR!
GOODWILL FOR AMERICA I - CRICKET FOR AMERICANS
GOODWILL FOR AMERICA II - OUR AMERICAN VISITORS
GOODWILL FOR AMERICA III - A WELCOME TO A VISITING AMERICAN
GOODWILL FOR AMERICA IV - UNCLE SAM: AN ALLEGORY
GRADUATION DAY AT THE BARBERS COLLEGE
GREAT NATIONAL PROBLEMS
GUIDO THE GIMLET OF GHENT: A ROMANCE OF CHIVALRY
GUIDO THE GIMLET OF GHENT: A ROMANCE OF CHIVALRY
HALF-HOURS WITH THE POETS
HAND ME DOWN THAT BOOK
HANDS ACROSS THE SEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN AMERICA HAS REMOVED ALL THE EUROPEAN ART
HANNAH OF THE HIGHLANDS: OR, THE LAIRD OF LOCH AUCHERLOCHERTY
HAPPY JIM, THE CONSUMER
HAVE THE ENGLISH ANY SENSE OF HUMOUR?
HAVE YOU GOT EVEN ONE CENT?
HE GUESSED RIGHT
HELP WANTED
HELPING THE ARMENIANS
HEROES AND HEROINES
HINTS TO TRAVELLERS
HIS BETTER SELF
HISTORICAL DRAMA
HISTORICAL DRAMA
HO FOR HAPPINESS. A PLEA FOR LIGHTER AND BRIGHTER LITERATURE
HOMER AND HUMBUG
HOMER AND HUMBUG, AN ACADEMIC DISCUSSION
HOODOO MCFIGGIN’S CHRISTMAS
HOW FAR CAN WE PLAN?
HOW I SUCCEEDED IN MY BUSINESS. SECRETS OF SUCCESS AS RELATED IN THE BEST CURRENT LITERATURE
HOW MUCH DOES LANGUAGE CHANGE?
HOW MY WIFE AND I BUILT OUR HOME FOR $4.90. RELATED IN THE MANNER OF THE BEST MODELS IN THE MAGAZINES
HOW TO AVOID GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO BE A DOCTOR
HOW TO BORROW MONEY THE PROCESS IS QUITE EASY, PROVIDED YOU BORROW ENOUGH
HOW TO LIVE TO BE 200
HOW TO LOSE MONEY
HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS
HOW WE KEPT MOTHER’S DAY. AS RELATED BY A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY
HUMOUR AS I SEE IT
HUMOUR AS I SEE IT
I AM INTERVIEWED BY THE PRESS
IDEAL INTERVIEWS
IDLENESS
IF GERMANY HAD WON
IF MUSSOLINI COMES WHAT WE WOULD BE ENTITLED TO CONCLUDE WOULD OCCUR
IF ONLY WE HAD THE RADIO SOONER BROADCASTING THE NORMAN CONQUEST
IF THE GANDHI HABIT SPREADS. WHAT IF ALL THE POLITICIANS STRIP TO THE WAIST
IF THEY GO ON SWIMMING A FORECAST OF THE END OF A NEW INTERNATIONAL CRAZE
ILLUSTRATIONS I CAN DO WITHOUT SOME GENTLE SUGGESTIONS FOR THE CONTEMPORARY ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINES
IMPERVIOUS TO WOMEN
IMPRESSIONS OF LONDON
IN DRY TORONTO
IN MERRY MEXICO
IN PRAISE OF THE AMERICANS. THOUGHTS SUGGESTED BY WRITING THE FIRST STORY IN THIS BOOK
IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME
IN THE GOOD TIME AFTER THE WAR
INFERENCE AS AN ART HOW EVEN AN AMATEUR MAY FORGE A CHAIN OF LOGIC
INFLATION AND DEFLATION OR FLATION IN AND DE
INFORMATION WHILE YOU DRINK
INSURANCE UP TO DATE
INTRODUCTION
INTRODUCTION OF MR. STEPHEN LEACOCK GIVEN BY SIR OWEN SEAMAN ON THE OCCASION OF HIS FIRST LECTURE IN LONDON
IS PROHIBITION COMING TO ENGLAND?
IS THERE ANY?
ISN’T IT JUST WONDERFUL?
JANUS AND THE JANITOR
JAZZLED JOURNALISM
JOHN AND I. OR, HOW I NEARLY LOST MY HUSBAND
L’ENVOI. THE FADED ACTOR
L’ENVOI. THE FADED ACTOR
L’ENVOI. THE TRAIN TO MARIPOSA
L’ENVOI: A SALUTATION ACROSS THE SEA
L’ENVOI: WHAT NEXT?. A GLIMPSE INTO OUR ULTIMATE FUTURE
LAUS VARSITATIS
LETTERS TO THE NEW RULERS OF THE WORLD
LETTERS TO THE NEW RULERS OF THE WORLD
LIFE IN THE OPEN REFLECTIONS VOUCHSAFED TO ME BY MY HOSTESS IN THE WILDERNESS
LIFE’S LITTLE INCONSISTENCIES
LIFE’S MINOR CONTRADICTIONS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THINGS AS THEY ARE AND AS THEY SEEM
LITERARY STUDIES I - THE BRITISH SOLDIER
LITERARY STUDIES II - THE MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM OF THE LOST CHORD
LITERARY STUDIES III - THE PASSING OF THE KITCHEN
LITERARY STUDIES IV - COME BACK TO SCHOOL
LITERARY STUDIES V - WHAT’S IN A NAME?
LITERARY STUDIES VI - WHO CANONIZES THE CLASSICS?
LITERATURE AND EDUCATION IN AMERICA
LITERATURE AND THE EIGHTEENTH AMENDMENT
LITTLE CONVERSATIONS OF THE HOUR
LITTLE GLIMPSES OF THE COLLEGE FUTURE
LITTLE GLIMPSES OF THE FUTURE IN AMERICA
LITTLE LESSONS IN JOURNALISM
LIVING WITH MURDER
LONG AFTER BEDTIME
LORD OXHEAD’S SECRET
LOST IN NEW YORK
LOVE ME, LOVE MY LETTERS THE USE OF INK FOR THE FIRST INKLINGS OF LOVE
MADDENED BY MYSTERY: OR, THE DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE
MADELINE OF THE MOVIES: A PHOTOPLAY DONE BACK INTO WORDS
MAKING A MAGAZINE (THE DREAM OF A CONTRIBUTOR)
MARIPOSA MOVES ON
MEET MR. WEGG, BANKER
MEMOIRS OF AN ICEMAN
MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS I - CHRISTMAS RAPTURE
MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS II - CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS III - WAR-TIME CHRISTMAS: SANTA CLAUS
MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS IV - WAR-TIME CHRISTMAS: 1941
MEN WHO HAVE SHAVED ME
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MIGRATION IN ENGLISH LITERATURE - A STUDY OF ENGLAND AND AMERICA
MODEL MEMOIRS
MODEL MONOLOGUES
MORE LITERARY SCANDALS
MORE MESSAGES FROM MARS
MORE THAN TWICE-TOLD TALES; OR, EVERY MAN HIS OWN HERO
MR. ALCORN IMPROVES HIMSELF
MR. CHAIRMAN, I BEG TO MOVE ——
MR. MCCOY SAILS FOR FIJI
MR. PLUMTER, B.A., REVISITS THE OLD SHOP
MUSHROOMS
MY AFFAIR WITH MY LANDLORD
MY AFFAIR WITH MY LANDLORD
MY COLLEGE DAYS: A RETROSPECT
MY FINANCIAL CAREER
MY FINANCIAL CAREER
MY LOST DOLLAR
MY LOST DOLLAR
MY MEMORIES AND MISERIES AS A SCHOOLMASTER
MY REVELATIONS AS A SPY
MY UNPOSTED CORRESPONDENCE
NATIONAL DEBT, NATIONAL BLESSING
NEW WORDS — NEW THINGS
NO PLACE FOR GENTLEMEN
NOTHING MISSING
NUMBER FIFTY-SIX
OH! MR. MALTHUS!
OH, SLEEP! OH, GENTLE SLEEP!
OLD JUNK AND NEW MONEY
OLD JUNK AND NEW MONEY. A LITTLE STUDY IN THE LATEST ANTIQUES
OLD PHASES AND NEW
ON COLLECTING THINGS
ON THE NEED FOR A QUIET COLLEGE
ONCE TO EVERYMAN
ONE CROWDED QUARTER SECOND HOW THEY MAKE LIFE MOVE IN THE MOVIES
OROASTUS — A GREEK TRAGEDY. (AS PRESENTED IN OUR COLLEGES)
OTHER IMPOSSIBILITIES
OUR GET-TOGETHER MOVEMENT THE WAY WE HAVE ORGANIZED TO “GET TOGETHER” IN OUR TOWN
OUR LITERARY BUREAU
OUR SUMMER PETS AS PRESENTED BY OUR ENTHUSIASTIC NATURE WRITERS
OUR VANISHED INDUSTRIES
OVER THE GRAPE JUICE; OR, THE PEACEMAKERS
OVERHAULING THE ENCYCLOPEDIA
OVERWORKING THE ALPHABET
OXFORD AS I SEE IT
OXFORD AS I SEE IT
PARISIAN PASTIMES
PART I. UTOPIA OLD AND NEW
PART II. GRANDFATHER GOES TO WAR
PART III. THE DOCTOR AND THE CONTRAPTION
PART IV. RAH! RAH! COLLEGE OR TOM BUNCOM AT SHUCKSFORD
PART V. THE BAND OF BROTHERS
PART VI. A FRAGMENT FROM UTOPIA
PASSIONATE PARAGRAPHS
PAWN TO KING’S FOUR
PEOPLE WE KNOW
PEOPLE WE MEET IN THE MOVIES. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN; AS MET IN THE MOVIES
PERSONAL ADVENTURES IN THE SPIRIT WORLD
PERSONAL EXPERIMENTS WITH THE BLACK BASS
PERSONAL EXPERIMENTS WITH THE BLACK BASS
POLITICS FROM WITHIN
PORTENTS OF THE FUTURE
PREFACE
PREFACE
PREFACE
PREFACE. CONCERNING HUMOUR AND HUMOURISTS
PRE-WAR
PRE-WAR
Q. A PSYCHIC PSTORY OF THE PSUPER NATURAL
Q. A PSYCHIC PSTORY OF THE PSUPERNATURAL
QUALITY DOES IT
RADIO A NEW FORM OF TROUBLE
RAM SPUDD THE NEW WORLD SINGER.
RATIFICATION OF THE NEW NAVAL DISAGREEMENT. (AN EXTRACT FROM THE ANNUAL REGISTER OF 1933)
READER’S JUNK
REBUILDING THE CITIES
REFLECTIONS ON RIDING
REVISED EDITION
ROMANCES OF BUSINESS
ROUGHING IT IN THE BUSH. MY PLANS FOR MOOSE HUNTING IN THE CANADIAN WILDERNESS
ROUND OUR CITY
RURAL URBANITY
SALOONIO
SAVE ME FROM MY FRIENDS
SCENERY
SCENERY AND SIGNBOARDS A VISION OF TRAVEL FROM NEW YORK TO WASHINGTON
SELF-MADE MEN
SIDELIGHTS ON THE SUPERMEN
SIMPLE STORIES OF SUCCESS OR HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE
SIMPLE STORIES OF SUCCESS, OR HOW TO SUCCEED IN LIFE
SNOOPOPATHS; OR, FIFTY STORIES IN ONE
SOAKED IN SEAWEED: OR, UPSET IN THE OCEAN (AN OLD-FASHIONED SEA STORY.)
SOCIETY CHAT-CHAT
SOFTENING THE STORIES FOR THE CHILDREN BUT DON’T DO IT: THEY PREFER THEM ROUGH
SOFTENING THE STORIES FOR THE CHILDREN. BUT DON’T DO IT: THEY PREFER THEM ROUGH
SOLDIER, SOLDIER, WILL YOU MARRY ME, WITH YOUR KNAPSACK, FIFE AND DRUM?
SOME JUST COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WAR
SOME MEMORIES I - MY REMARKABLE UNCLE
SOME MEMORIES II - THE OLD FARM AND THE NEW FRAME
SOME MEMORIES III - THE STRUGGLE TO MAKE US GENTLEMEN. A MEMORY OF MY OLD SCHOOL
SOME STARTLING SIDE EFFECTS OF THE WAR
SORROWS OF A SUPER SOUL: OR, THE MEMOIRS OF MARIE MUSHENOUGH
SPEAKING OF INDIA — — WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR HUSBAND TELLS IN COMPANY HIS SAME OLD STORY
SPEEDING UP BUSINESS
SPOOF. A THOUSAND-GUINEA NOVEL. NEW! FASCINATING! PERPLEXING!
SPORTING SECTION I - WHAT IS A SPORT?
SPORTING SECTION II - WHY DO WE FISH?
SPORTING SECTION III - WHEN FELLERS GO FISHING
SPORTING SECTION IV - EATING AIR
STORIES SHORTER STILL
STUDIES IN HUMOUR I - THE SAVING GRACE OF HUMOUR
STUDIES IN HUMOUR II - LAUGHING OFF OUR HISTORY
STUDIES IN HUMOUR III - WAR AND HUMOUR
STUDIES IN THE NEWER CULTURE
TELLING HIS FAULTS
TENNIS AT THE SMITHS’. A SIMPLE STATEMENT OF THE FACTS
THE AMAZING GENIUS OF O. HENRY
THE ANATOMY OF GLOOM
THE APOLOGY OF A PROFESSOR
THE APPROACH OF THE COMET. DO YOU REALLY CARE IF IT HITS YOU?
THE ARRESTED PHILANTHROPY OF MR. TOMLINSON
THE ART OF CONVERSATION
THE AWFUL FATE OF MELPOMENUS JONES
THE BALANCE OF TRADE IN IMPRESSIONS
THE BEACON ON THE HILL
THE BLUE AND THE GREY. A PRE-WAR WAR STORY
THE BOY WHO CAME BACK
THE BRITISH AND THE AMERICAN PRESS
THE CALL OF THE CARBURETTOR, OR, MR. BLINKS AND HIS FRIENDS
THE CANDIDACY OF MR. SMITH
THE CAVE-MAN AS HE IS
THE CHAIRMAN’S WALKING STICK
THE CHILDREN’S CORNER
THE CHRISTMAS GHOST
THE COMPLETE PHILOSOPHY OF THE ANGLER
THE CONJURER’S REVENGE
THE CRIMINAL BY PROXY
THE CRIMINAL FACE
THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA A DISCUSSION OF MODERN MORALITY
THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA; BEING DONE INTO MOVING PICTURES AND OUT AGAIN
THE DISSOLUTION OF OUR DINNER CLUB
THE DIVERSIONS OF A PROFESSOR OF HISTORY
THE DRY BANQUET
THE EPILOGUE OF THIS BOOK
THE ERRORS OF SANTA CLAUS
THE EVERLASTING ANGLER
THE EXTRAORDINARY ENTANGLEMENT OF MR. PUPKIN
THE FACULTY OF ARTS
THE FALL FAIR AND THE AUTUMN EXPOSITION A COMPARISON OF MIDGEVILLE IN 1880 AND MIDGE CITY IN 1928
THE FAMILIAR MAGIC OF FISHING
THE FAMILY AT FOOTBALL SHOWING HOW THE GREAT COLLEGE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME OF THE SEASON WAS VARIOUSLY REPORTED
THE FIRST NEWSPAPER
THE FLYING CARPET. BUT WHERE COULD IT FLY TO, NOW?
THE FORCE OF STATISTICS
THE FORE-ORDAINED ATTACHMENT OF ZENA PEPPERLEIGH AND PETER PUPKIN
THE GIVE AND TAKE OF TRAVEL. A STUDY IN PETTY LARCENY, PRO AND CON
THE GOLF SEASON IN RETROSPECT
THE GOLFER’S POCKET GUIDE
THE GOLFOMANIAC
THE GOLFOMANIAC
THE GRASS BACHELOR’S GUIDE. WITH SINCERE APOLOGIES TO THE LADIES’ PERIODICALS
THE GREAT DETECTIVE
THE GREAT DETECTIVE
THE GREAT ELECTION IN MISSINABA COUNTY
THE GREAT FIGHT FOR CLEAN GOVERNMENT
THE GREAT WAR AS RECORDED BY MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. EXTRAORDINARY WAR PLAY DISCOVERED AT STRATFORD-ON-AVON
THE HALLUCINATION OF MR. BUTT
THE HAPPY WARRIOR
THE HERO OF HOME WEEK
THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA
THE HOSTELRY OF MR. SMITH
THE HUMAN BODY — ITS CARE AND PREVENTION
THE HUMAN MIND UP TO DATE
THE HUNT FOR A HEROINE HOW THE FICTION WRITER STRUGGLES TO MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
THE INTIMATE DISCLOSURES OF A WRONGED WOMAN
THE IRON MAN AND THE TIN WOMAN
THE JONES’S ENCHANTED CASTLE
THE KIDNAPPED PLUMBER. A TALE OF THE NEW TIME
THE LAST OF THE RUBBER NECKS
THE LAUNDRY PROBLEM. A YEARNING FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THE HUMBLE WASHERWOMAN
THE LIFE OF J. CORRESPONDENCE SMITH
THE LIFE OF JOHN MUTATION SMITH HOW A TYPICAL CITIZEN OF TO-DAY MOVES THROUGH HIS EXISTENCE
THE LIFE OF JOHN SMITH
THE LIFE OF LEA AND PERRINS
THE LITERARY SENSATIONS OF 1929 A CONFIDENTIAL GUIDE TO THE NEW BOOKS
THE LOST ILLUSIONS OF MR. SIMS
THE LOST WORLD OF YESTERDAY A PEN PICTURE OF THE VANISHED PAST — THE HORSE AND BUGGY
THE LOT OF THE SCHOOLMASTER
THE LOVE STORY OF MR. PETER SPILLIKINS
THE MAGIC OF FINANCE
THE MAN IN ASBESTOS: AN ALLEGORY OF THE FUTURE
THE MAN IN THE PULLMAN CAR
THE MAN WITH THE ADVENTURE STORY
THE MARINE EXCURSION OF THE KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
THE MARINE EXCURSIONS OF THE KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
THE MARIPOSA BANK MYSTERY
THE MEMOIRS OF A NIGHT WATCHMAN
THE MINISTRATIONS OF THE REV. MR. DRONE
THE MINISTRATIONS OF THE REV. UTTERMUST DUMFARTHING
THE NEW EDUCATION
THE NEW FOOD
THE NEWER TRUTHFULNESS
THE OLD COLLEGE AND THE NEW UNIVERSITY
THE OLD MEN’S PAGE A BRAND NEW FEATURE IN JOURNALISM
THE OLD, OLD STORY OF HOW FIVE MEN WENT FISHING
THE OLD, OLD STORY OF HOW FIVE MEN WENT FISHING
THE OLDEST LIVING GRADUATE
THE OUTLINES OF EVERYTHING
THE PASSING OF THE BACK YARD ANOTHER SOCIAL REVOLUTION COMING STRAIGHT AT US
THE PASSING OF THE POET
THE PEOPLE JUST BACK FROM EUROPE WHO NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT HOME
THE PERFECT GIFT A LITTLE STUDY IN THE ART OF TASTEFUL GIVING
THE PERFECT INDEX - THERE IS NO INDEX, AND WHY
THE PERFECT LOVER’S GUIDE
THE PERFECT OPTIMIST. OR DAY-DREAMS IN A DENTAL CHAIR
THE PERFECT SALESMAN
THE PERPLEXITY COLUMN AS DONE BY THE JADED JOURNALIST
THE PLATTER OF LIFE
THE POET ANSWERED
THE PROPHET IN OUR MIDST
THE RAFT: AN INTERLUDE
THE RANCHMAN’S REVERIE
THE READING PUBLIC. A BOOK STORE STUDY
THE RESTORATION OF WHISKERS
THE RESTORATION OF WHISKERS A NEGLECTED FACTOR IN THE DECLINE OF KNOWLEDGE
THE RETROACTIVE EXISTENCE OF MR. JUGGINS
THE RETROACTIVE EXISTENCE OF MR. JUGGINS
THE REVISED OR DRY PICKWICK
THE RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION OF ANGUS MCCORDELL
THE RIVAL CHURCHES OF ST. ASAPH AND ST. OSOPH
THE RUSSIAN DRAMA
THE SCHOOL IS THE LEVER
THE SECRETS OF SUCCESS
THE SNOOPOPATHS OR FIFTY STORIES IN ONE
THE SOCIAL PLAN
THE SORROWS OF A SUMMER GUEST
THE SOUL CALL. AN UP-TO-DATE PIFFLE PLAY. PERIOD, 1923. (IN WHICH A MAN AND WOMAN, BOTH TRYING TO FIND THEMSELVES, FIND ONE ANOTHER)
THE SPECULATIONS OF JEFFERSON THORPE
THE SPLIT IN THE CABINET. OR, THE FATE OF ENGLAND
THE STAMP-ALBUM WORLD THE HABITABLE GLOBE AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF THE JUVENILE COLLECTOR
THE SUB-CONTRACTOR. AN IBSEN PLAY. DONE OUT OF THE ORIGINAL NORWEGIAN WITH AN AXE.
THE SUBURBAN TROLLEY CAR
