Complete Works of Earl Derr Biggers, page 175
CHAPTER XX
THE ADMIRAL’S GAME
THE VILLAGE OF Upper Asquewan Falls gave a correct imitation of snow upon the desert’s dusty face, and was no more. Bidding a reluctant good-by to up-state romance, Mr. Magee entered the solitary day coach which, with a smoker, made up the local to Reuton. He spent a few moments adjusting Mrs. Norton to her new environment, and listened to her voluble expressions of joy in the fact that her boarding-house loomed ahead. Then he started for the smoker. On his way he paused at the seat occupied by the ex-hermit of Baldpate, and fixed his eyes on the pale blue necktie Mr. Peters had resurrected for his return to the world of men.
“Pretty, ain’t it?” remarked the hermit, seeing whither Mr. Magee’s gaze drifted. “She picked it. I didn’t exactly like it when she first gave it to me, but I see my mistake now. I’m wearing it home as a sort of a white flag of truce. Or almost white. Do you know, Mr. Magee, I’m somewhat nervous about what I’ll say when I come into her presence again — about my inaugural address, you might put it. What would be your conversation on such an occasion? If you’d been away from a wife for five years, what would you say when you drifted back?”
“That would depend,” replied Magee, “on the amount of time she allowed me for my speech.”
“You’ve hit the nail on the head,” replied Mr. Peters admiringly. “She’s quick. She’s like lightning. She won’t give me any time if she can help it. That’s why I’d like to have a wonderful speech all ready — something that would hold her spellbound and tongue-tied until I finished. It would take a literary classic to do that.”
“What you want,” laughed Magee, “is a speech with the punch.”
“Exactly,” agreed Mr. Peters. “I guess I won’t go over to Brooklyn the minute I hit New York. I guess I’ll study the lights along the big street, and brush elbows with the world a bit, before I reveal myself to her. Maybe if I took in a few shows — but don’t think I won’t go to her. My mind is made up. And I guess she’ll be glad to see me, too. In her way. I got to fix it with her, though, to come back to my post-card trade in the summers. I wonder what she’ll say to that. Maybe she could stay at the inn under an assumed name while I was hermiting up at the shack.”
He laughed softly.
“It’d be funny, wouldn’t it,” he said. “Her sitting on the veranda watching me sell post-cards to the ladies, and listening to the various stories of how a lost love has blighted my life, and so forth. Yes, it’d be real funny — only Ellen never had much sense of humor. That was always her great trouble. If you ever marry, Mr. Magee, and I suppose you will, take my advice. Marry a sense of humor first, and a woman incidental-like.”
Mr. Magee promised to bear this counsel in mind, and went forward into the smoking-car. Long rows of red plush seats, unoccupied save for the mayor and Max, greeted his eye. He strolled to where they sat, about half-way down the car, and lighted an after-breakfast cigar.
Max slouched in the unresponsive company of a cigarette on one side of the car; across the aisle the mayor of Reuton leaned heavily above a card-table placed between two seats. He was playing solitaire. Mr. Magee wondered whether this was merely a display of bravado against scheming reformers, or whether Mr. Cargan found in it real diversion. Curious, he slid into the place across the table from the mayor.
“Napoleon,” he remarked lightly, “whiled away many a dull hour with cards, I believe.”
Clumsily the mayor shuffled the cards. He flung them down one by one on the polished surface of the table rudely, as though they were reform votes he was counting. His thick lips were tightly closed, his big hands hovered with unaccustomed uncertainty over the pasteboards.
“Quit your kidding,” he replied. “I don’t believe cards was invented in Nap’s day. Was they? It’s a shame a fellow can’t have a little admiration for a great leader like Nap without all you funny boys jollying him about it. That boy sure knew how to handle the voters. I’ve read a lot about him, and I like his style.”
“You let history alone,” snarled Mr. Max, across the aisle, “or it’ll repeat itself and another guy I know’ll go to the island.”
“If you mean me,” returned Cargan, “forget it. There ain’t no St. Helena in my future.” He winked at Magee. “Lou’s a little peevish this morning,” he said. “Had a bad night.”
He busied himself with the cards. Mr. Magee looked on, only half interested. Then, suddenly, his interest grew. He watched the mayor build, in two piles; he saw that the deck from which he built was thick. A weird suspicion shot across his mind.
“Tell me,” he asked, “is this the admiral’s game of solitaire?”
“Exactly what I was going to ask,” said a voice. Magee looked up. Kendrick had come in, and stood now above the table. His tired eyes were upon it, fascinated; his lips twitched strangely.
“Yes,” answered the mayor, “this is the admiral’s game. You’d hardly expect me to know it, would you? I don’t hang out at the swell clubs where the admiral does. They won’t have me there. But once I took the admiral on a public service board with me — one time when I wanted a lot of dignity and no brains pretty bad — and he sort of come back by teaching me his game in the long dull hours when we had nothing to do but serve the public. The thing gets a hold on you, somehow. Let’s see — now the spade — now the heart.”
Kendrick leaned closer. His breath came with a noisy quickness that brought the fact of his breathing insistently to Magee’s mind.
“I never knew — how it was played,” he said.
Something told Mr. Magee that he ought to rise and drag Kendrick away from that table. Why? He did not know. Still, it ought to be done. But the look in Kendrick’s eyes showed clearly that the proverbial wild horses could not do it then.
“Tell me how it’s played,” went on Kendrick, trying to be calm.
“You must be getting old,” replied the mayor. “The admiral told me the young men at his club never took any interest in his game. ‘Solitaire,’ he says to me, ’is an old man’s trade.’ It’s a great game, Mr. Kendrick.”
“A great game,” repeated Kendrick, “yes, it’s a great game.” His tone was dull. “I want to know how it’s played,” he said again.
“The six of clubs,” reflected the mayor, throwing down another card. “Say, she’s going fine now. There ain’t much to it. You use two decks, exactly alike — shuffle ’em together — the eight of hearts — the jack of — say, that’s great — you lay the cards down here, just as they come — like this—”
He paused. His huge hand held a giddy pasteboard. A troubled look was on his face. Then he smiled happily, and went on in triumph.
“And then you build, Mr. Kendrick,” he said. “The reds and the blacks. You build the blacks on the left, and the reds on the right — do you get me? Then — say, what’s the matter?”
For Kendrick had swayed and almost fallen on the admiral’s game — the game that had once sent a man to hell.
“Go on,” he said, bracing. “Nothing’s the matter. Go on. Build, damn it, build!”
The mayor looked at him a moment in surprise, then continued.
“Now the king,” he muttered, “now the ace. We’re on the home stretch, going strong. There, it’s finished. It’s come out right. A great game, I tell you.”
He leaned back. Kendrick’s fever-yellowed face was like a bronze mask. His eyes were fiercely on the table and the two decks of cards that lay there.
“And when you’ve finished,” he pointed. “When you’ve finished—”
Mr. Cargan picked up the deck on the left.
“All black,” he said, “when the game comes out right.”
“And the other?” Kendrick persisted softly. He pointed to the remaining deck. A terrible smile of understanding drew his thin lips taut. “And the other, Mr. Cargan?”
“Red,” replied Cargan. “What else could it be? All red.”
He picked it up and shuffled through it to prove his point. Kendrick turned like a drunken man and staggered back down the aisle. Magee rose and hurried after him. At the door he turned, and the look on his face caused Magee to shudder.
“You heard?” he said helplessly. “My God! It’s funny, isn’t it?” He laughed hysterically, and drawing out his handkerchief, passed it across his forehead. “A pleasant thing to think about — a pleasant thing to remember.”
Professor Bolton pushed open the smoker door.
“I thought I’d join you,” he began. “Why, David, what is it? What’s the matter?”
“Nothing,” replied Kendrick wildly. “There’s nothing the matter. Let me — by — please.” He crossed the swaying platform and disappeared into the other car.
For a moment the professor and Magee gazed after him, and then without a word moved down the car to join Cargan and Max. Magee’s mind was dazed by the tragedy he had witnessed. “A pleasant thing to think about—” He did not envy Kendrick his thoughts.
The mayor of Reuton had pushed aside the cards and lighted a huge cigar.
“Well, Doc,” he remarked jocosely, “how’s trade? Sold any new schemes for renovating the world to the up-state rubes? I should think this would be sort of an off-season for the reform business. Peace on earth, good will toward men — that ain’t exactly a good advertisement for the reformers, is it?”
“It’s an excellent one,” replied Professor Bolton. “The first essential of good will toward men is not to rob and debauch them.”
“Oh, well, Doc, don’t let’s argue the matter,” replied Cargan easily. “I ain’t in the humor for it, anyhow. You got your beliefs, and I got my beliefs. And that ain’t no reason why we should not smoke a couple of good cigars together. Have one?”
“Thanks. I—” reluctantly the old man took a gay-banded Havana from the mayor’s huge fist. “You’re very kind.”
“I suppose it’s sort of a blow to you,” the mayor went on, “that your plans up there on the mountain went all to smash. It ought to teach you a lesson, Doc. There ain’t nothing to the reform gag.”
The train slowed down at a small yellow station. Mr. Magee peered out the window. “Hooperstown,” he read, “Reuton — 10 miles.” He saw Mr. Max get up and leave the car.
“Not a thing to it, Doc,” Cargan repeated, “Your bunch has tried to get me before. You’ve shouted from the housetops that you had the goods on me. What’s always happened?”
“Your own creatures have acquitted you,” replied the professor, from a cloud of Cargan cigar smoke.
“Fair-minded men decided that I hadn’t done wrong. I tell you, Doc, there’s dishonest graft, and I’m against that always. And there’s honest graft — the rightful perquisites of a high office. That’s the trouble with you church politicians. You can’t see the difference between the two.”
“I’m not a church politician,” protested the professor. “I’m bitterly opposed to the lily-white crowd who continually rant against the thing they don’t understand. I’m practical, as practical as you, and when—”
Noiselessly Mr. Max slid up to the group, and stood silent, his eyes wide, his yellow face pitiful, the fear of a dog about to be whipped in his every feature.
“Jim,” he cried, “Jim! You got to get me out of this. You got to stand by me.”
“Why, what’s the matter, Lou?” asked the mayor in surprise.
“Matter enough,” whined Max. “Do you know what’s happened? Well, I’ll tell—”
Mr. Max was thrust aside, and replaced by a train newsboy. Mr. Magee felt that he should always remember that boy, his straw colored hair, his freckled beaming face, his lips with their fresh perpetual smile.
“All the morning papers, gents,” proclaimed the boy. “Get the Reuton Star. All about the bribery.”
He held up the paper. It’s huge black head-lines looked dull and old and soggy. But the story they told was new and live and startling.
“The Mayor Trapped,” shrilled the head-lines. “Attempt to Pass Big Bribe at Baldpate Inn Foiled by Star Reporter. Hayden of the Suburban Commits Suicide to Avoid Disgrace.”
“Give me a paper, boy,” said the mayor. “Yes — a Star.” His voice was even, his face unmoved. He took the sheet and studied it, with an easy smile. Clinging in fear to his side, Max read, too. At length Mr. Cargan spoke, looking up at Magee.
“So,” he remarked. “So — reporters, eh? You and your lady friend? Reporters for this lying sheet — the Star?”
Mr. Magee smiled up from his own copy of the paper.
“Not I,” he answered. “But my lady friend — yes. It seems she was just that. A Star reporter you can call her, and tell no lie, Mr. Mayor.”
CHAPTER XXI
THE MAYOR IS WELCOMED HOME
IT WAS A good story — the story which the mayor, Max, the professor and Magee read with varying emotions there in the smoking-car. The girl had served her employers well, and Mr. Magee, as he read, felt a thrill of pride in her. Evidently the employers had felt that same thrill. For in the captions under the pictures, in the head-lines, and in a first-page editorial, none of which the girl had written, the Star spoke admiringly of its woman reporter who had done a man’s work — who had gone to Baldpate Inn and had brought back a gigantic bribe fund “alone and unaided”.
“Indeed?” smiled Mr. Magee to himself.
In the editorial on that first page the triumphant cry of the Star arose to shatter its fellows in the heavens. At last, said the editor, the long campaign which his paper alone of all the Reuton papers had waged against a corrupt city administration was brought to a successful close. The victory was won. How had this been accomplished? Into the Star office had come rumors, a few days back, of the proposed payment of a big bribe at the inn on Baldpate Mountain. The paper had decided that one of its representatives must be on the ground. It had debated long whom to send. Miss Evelyn Rhodes, its well-known special writer, had got the tip in question; she had pleaded to go to the inn. The editor, considering her sex, had sternly refused. Then gradually he had been brought to see the wisdom of sending a girl rather than a man. The sex of the former would put the guilty parties under surveillance off guard. So Miss Rhodes was despatched to the inn. Here was her story. It convicted Cargan beyond a doubt. The very money offered as a bribe was now in the hands of the Star editor, and would be turned over to Prosecutor Drayton at his request. All this under the disquieting title “Prison Stripes for the Mayor”.
The girl’s story told how, with one companion, she had gone to Upper Asquewan Falls. There was no mention of the station waiting-room, nor of the tears shed therein on a certain evening, Mr. Magee noted. She had reached the inn on the morning of the day when the combination was to be phoned. Bland was already there, shortly after came the mayor and Max.
“You got to get me out of this,” Magee heard Max pleading over Cargan’s shoulder.
“Keep still!” replied the mayor roughly. He was reading his copy of the Star with keen interest now.
“I’ve done your dirty work for years,” whined Max. “Who puts on the rubber shoes and sneaks up dark alleys hunting votes among the garbage, while you do the Old Glory stunt on Main Street? I do. You got to get me out of this. It may mean jail. I couldn’t stand that. I’d die.”
A horrible parody of a man’s real fear was in his face. The mayor shook himself as though he would be rid forever of the coward hanging on his arm.
“Hush up, can’t you?” he said. “I’ll see you through.”
“You got to,” Lou Max wailed.
Miss Rhodes’ story went on to tell how Hayden refused to phone the combination; how the mayor and Max dynamited the safe and secured the precious package, only to lose it in another moment to a still different contingent at the inn; how Hayden had come, of his suicide when he found that his actions were in danger of exposure— “a bitter smile for Kendrick in that” reflected Magee — and how finally, through a strange series of accidents, the money came into the hands of the writer for the Star. These accidents were not given in detail.
“An amusing feature of the whole affair,” said Miss Evelyn Rhodes, “was the presence at the inn of Mr. William Hallowell Magee, the New York writer of light fiction, who had come there to escape the distractions of a great city, and to work in the solitude, and who immediately on his arrival became involved in the surprising drama of Baldpate.”
“I’m an amusing feature,” reflected Magee.
“Mr. Magee,” continued Miss Rhodes, “will doubtless be one of the state’s chief witnesses when the case against Cargan comes to trial, as will also Professor Thaddeus Bolton, holder of the Crandall Chair of Comparative Literature at Reuton University, and Mr. David Kendrick, formerly of the Suburban, but who retired six years ago to take up his residence abroad. The latter two went to the inn to represent Prosecutor Drayton, and made every effort in their power to secure the package of money from the reporter for the Star, not knowing her connection with the affair.”
“Well, Mr. Magee?” asked Professor Bolton, laying down the paper which he had been perusing at a distance of about an inch from his nose.
“Once again, Professor,” laughed Magee, “reporters have entered your life.”
The old man sighed.
“It was very kind of her,” he said, “not to mention that I was the person who compared blondes of the peroxide variety with suffragettes. Others will not be so kind. The matter will be resurrected and used against me at the trial, I’m sure. A plucky girl, Mr. Magee — a very plucky girl. How times do change. When I was young, girls of her age would scarcely have thought of venturing forth into the highways on such perilous missions. I congratulate you. You showed unusual perception. You deserve a great reward — the young lady’s favor, let us say.”
“You got to get me out of this,” Max was still telling the mayor.
“For God’s sake,” cried Cargan, “shut up and let me think.” He sat for a moment staring at one place, his face still lacking all emotion, but his eyes a trifle narrower than before. “You haven’t got me yet,” he cried, standing up. “By the eternal, I’ll fight to the last ditch, and I’ll win. I’ll show Drayton he can’t play this game on me. I’ll show the Star. That dirty sheet has hounded me for years. I’ll put it out of business. And I’ll send the reformers howling into the alleys, sick of the fuss they started themselves.”
