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(vagina), 1
(Wednesday), 1 (Playboy Bunny)
Springer, Jerry, 1
(thinks English swear too much), 1
(‘fucked up the arse with barbed wire’)
Star, The, 1 (c*nt)
Stiff (record label), 1 (‘ain’t worth a fuck’)
Stoke, 1
(‘gayer’), 1 (‘Delilah’)
Stoke Newington, 1
(‘fuck’), 1
(‘your mum’), 1 (‘your mum’ banned)
Streep, Meryl, 1n (‘cocksucker’)
Street-Porter, Janet, 1 (cunt)
Sun, The 1 (****, b*******)
Swahili, 1
(mother insult), 1 (anal sex)
Swedish, 1
(homosexuals), 1 (devil)
Taiwanese, 1 (penis)
Tatchell, Peter, 1 (‘faggot’)
Taylor, Graham, 1 (talks Yiddish)
Taylor-Wood, Sam, 1
(cunt), 1n (fuck, suck, wank)
Telegraph, Daily, 1 (––––––)
Thackeray, William, 1 (invited to frig)
Thatcher, Carol, 1 (‘golliwog’)
Tibetan, 1 (mother insult)
Times Literary Supplement, 1 (FCUK-ization)
Times, The, 1
(f***, c***), 1(‘fuck’)
Tok Piksin (Papua New Guinea), 1
(breasts, vagina), 1
(bugger), 1
(vagina, sexual intercourse), 1 (cannibalism insult)
Toronto Star, 1 (‘F–––––Up’)
Tottenham Hotspur, 1(yids)
Tourette’s syndrome (TS), 1
Townshend, Pete, 1 (‘Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck’)
Travolta, John, 1 (cunt)
Tring, 1 (rhymes with ‘fling’)
Truro, Cornwall, see Vagina Monologues
Tunbridge Wells, 1
(toilet), 1 (whore)
Turkish, 1
(masturbation), 1 (oral sex)
Turner, Tina, 1 (‘fully inhabits her vagina’)
Tynan, Ken, 1
(‘fuck’), 1(first fuck on TV)
UCL, 1(‘mind-fuck’ in seminar room)
Ukrainian, 1
(faeces), 1
(disease), 1
(older than Russian)
Vagina Monologues, The, 1
Vicious, Sid, 1 (makes suits in Stoke Newington)
Wadhurst, East Sussex, 1
(man given penis nickname)
Wakelam, Dominica, 1 (introduced to Yiddish)
Washington Post, 1 (no ‘fuck’)
Webster, Noah, 1 (has problem with smell and buttocks)
West, Claire, 1 (has problem with email)
White, Steve, 1 (‘pants’)
Whitehouse, Mrs Mary, 1 (offers bottom spanking)
Wilde, Oscar, 1
(on swearing), 1
(in Charing Cross), 1
(on choice of adjective), 1 (‘cocksucker’)
Williams, Spike, 1
Wilson, Jackie, 1(‘bye, bye, whore’)
Wilson, Jacqueline, 1 (twat)
Wilson, Tony, 1(wanker)
Winstone, Ray, 1 (cunt)
Wire, The, 1 (‘clusterfuck’), 2 (‘fuck’)
Wood, Victoria, 1 (‘you’ll scorch your nancy’)
Woolf, Virginia, 1 (‘knobbly and giant vulva’)
Yapese, 1
(no foreskin), 1 (clitoris)
Yiddish, 1, 2, 3
(penis), 1
(vagina), 1
(testicles), 1
(buttocks), 1
(fart), 1
(faeces), 1
(prostitution insult), 1
(disease), 1
(whore), 1 (yid)
Ylisaari, Satu, 1 (homosexuals) 2 (cunt, breast)
Young, Wayland (Lord Kennet), 1
(fuck) 1n (cunt)
Zidane, Zinedine, 1(reacts to family insult)
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Introduction : Foreplay
1 Sexual Intercourse and Masturbation
2 Vulvas, Vaginas and Breasts
3 Penises and Testicles
4 Anuses, Faeces, Urine and other Excreta
5 Mother, Fathers, Sisters, Brothers
6 Homosexuals, Male and Female
7 Popular Music
8 Around the World
9 Coloured People and People of Colour
10 *********, Bleeps, Censorship, –--––– and Euphemism
11 The Couch, the Football Match and the Romantic French Poet
Postscript : Afterglow
Further Reading
Acknowledgements
Index
Copyright
Peter Silverton, Filthy English
