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Deliberately he had followed the hospital practice of referring to Crang-Suvi and Cha Thrat as "it" because, to a member of any other species, the difference was considered unimportant unless there were clinical reasons for specifying another being's sex. In many cases the visual differences were hard to detect, and much trouble and emotional distress had been caused in the early days by other-species members of the staff being mistakenly identified in company. So he called everyone who was not an Earth-human man or woman "it" regardless of sex, while the other-species staff did likewise where Earth-human males and females were involved. Besides, he thought dryly, it was much handier when the other species concerned had more than one sex.
But now that the other's problem was being solved it was time, O'Mara thought, that he stepped back into character. There was no sense in giving the impression that he was going soft.
In a brisk, dismissive voice he said, "Is there anything or anyone else bothering you, Doctor?"
"No, sir," the other replied, slipping from the high edge of the Melfan recliner onto the floor and turning to leave. "But I would like to congratulate you on your new appointment. It is well-deserved."
O'Mara inclined his head; then on impulse he said, "In my new capacity as administrator I can see to it that the Monitor Corps allows your Warnagh-Lut to remain in Sector General indefinitely, if that is what you both wish." He smiled sourly and added, "After all, there is no point in me having ultimate power if I don't occasionally abuse it."
Cresk-Sar gave an untranslatable bark of thanks and waddled hurriedly out of the office as if it had good and urgent news to tell someone. O'Mara sighed in self-irritation. Watch it, he told himself, you are definitely going soft. Then he keyed the attention signal to the outer office and held it down until Braithwaite replied.
"In here, all of you. Now."
Chapter Three
THEY TROOPED in single file into the big inner office in reverse order of seniority. The Tarlan ex-surgeon-captain and present Padre Lioren was first, followed by the Sommaradvan former warrior-surgeon Cha Thrat, with O'Mara's principal assistant, Braithwaite, bringing up the rear. O'Mara waved a hand loosely toward the furniture.
"This will take time," he said. "Find a place to sit."
Braithwaite was lucky in that there was one Earth-human chair; the others had to settle for the best they could find, because the Sommaradvan and Tarlan cultures had yet to be discovered when the room had been furnished. No doubt Maintenance, who argued that anything that was not an emergency had to be considered low priority, would get around to remedying the discrepancy one of these years.
While O'Mara pretended to stare down at his large, blunt-fingered hands on the desk before him, he watched them through lowered brows as they settled themselves comfortably or uncomfortably and stopped fidgeting. He was thinking that one didn't have to have a history of insanity to work in Other-Species Psychology, but that precondition conferred certain advantages, even where their chief was concerned. Every member of his staff was flawed in some respect, but today he was regarding them all clinically and dispassionately from a completely new viewpoint.
Braithwaite looked relaxed, self-assured, and incredibly neat. Even when he was leaning back onto his shoulder blades in an armchair, his uniform gave the impression that he was about to undergo a fleet commander's inspection. Cha Thrat was a physiological classification DCNF whose large, cone-shaped body possessed four stubby legs, four medial arms, and another four arms at shoulder level that were thinner with hands terminating in finer, more sensitive digits. Physically, Lioren resembled Cha Thrat except that its body, legs, and arms were longer and less muscular, but the resemblance was no closer than that between a giraffe and a horse.
O'Mara raised his head. "I want to discuss briefly my promotion to administrator," he said, "and its effect on the future work of this department, the change of emphasis in certain of your duties that will become necessary, and what I expect from all of you as a result. Feel free to interrupt if you are quite sure you have something of value to say. But I shall begin by talking, in order of length of service and experience, about you."
He waited until a second bout of fidgeting had abated, then went on, "I know that you have all broken the rules by sneaking a look at one another's confidential psych files, so what I say should not cause embarrassment. If it does, tough. Braithwaite first."
Without changing his position in the deep armchair, the lieutenant somehow gave the impression that he had come to attention.
"You," he went on briskly, "deal well with the office staff and routine and you are good with people regardless of species. When sympathy is needed you are sympathetic, firm when the being concerned isn't doing enough to help solve his, her, or its problem, and you never, ever lose your temper. To your present superior you are respectful without being subservient, and you gently but firmly resist any attempt at bullying. As my principal assistant you're close to ideal. Intelligent, efficient, adaptable, dedicated, uncomplaining, and completely lacking in ambition. In spite of completing your medical training here, you refused to take the Corps exams for surgeon-lieutenant. You have found your niche in Other-Species Psychology and you don't want to go anywhere or do anything else. When you were offered a major promotion off-hospital you turned it down.
"But enough of the compliments, Lieutenant," he went on. "On and under the surface your personality is so well adjusted that it is almost frightening. Your only defect is that in one respect you are a total and abject coward. You want to be and you are a trusted and resourceful second-in-command who enjoys the power and advantages that the position confers, but you are intensely afraid of taking the ultimate responsibility that would go with the top job."
Without the smallest change of expression, Braithwaite nodded. He was a man who was comfortable with the truth about himself. O'Mara turned to Cha Thrat.
"Unlike the lieutenant," he said, "you are not afraid of anything. On Sommaradva you were a leading warrior-surgeon who, in spite of your patient being the first other-species entity you had ever seen, was able to intervene surgically and save the life of a leading member of the contact team. Because of the team's gratitude, plus the fact that they wanted to do the Sommaradvan authorities a favor because the contact was not going well, you were sent here as a trainee, in spite of hospital objections, for political rather than medical reasons.
"In the event your surgical ability and technique were acceptable," he continued sourly, "but your strict adherence to Sommaradvan medical ethics was not. You were free to attend lectures, but soon nobody would accept you for practical work on the wards. We found you a job as a trainee in Maintenance, where you did well and became popular with a large number of the junior-grade medical and maintenance staff trainees until you messed up there, too.
I'm not quite sure how you ended up here. Some people think I took pity on you.
"Some people," he added dryly as he turned toward Lioren, "don't know me very well."
He paused for a long moment, thinking about what he should say to this entity who had suffered and was still suffering. O'Mara's words and manner toward a patient and a colleague were different. With an emotionally distressed person he could be as gentle and sympathetic as the situation required, but to a mentally healthy non-patient he preferred to relax and be his normal, bad-tempered, sarcastic self. In spite of the Tarlan's continued good progress over the past two years, Lioren fell somewhere into the grey area between therapist and patient But whatever he said, the Padre would accept it without complaint because it would consider that it deserved every physical and mental cruelty it would ever receive.
When Lioren had joined Sector General he had been a Wearer of the Blue Cloak, Tarla's equivalent of Earth's Nobel Prize for Medicine, and it had shown itself to be an unusually able and dedicated other-species physician and surgeon before transferring to the Monitor Corps' medical service, where its promotion to surgeon-captain had been deservedly rapid.
Then had come the terrible Cromsaggar Incident.
While it was in charge of a disaster-relief operation on Cromsag involving urgent treatment for a planet wide epidemic, a mistake had occurred that had virtually decimated the surviving population. As a result it was court-martialed for professional negligence and exonerated. But it had disagreed with the findings of the court, felt that it deserved the ultimate penalty, that it would never be able to forgive itself, and it had made a solemn promise that it would never again practice its beloved medical arts for the rest of its life, which it did not expect to last for more than a few days. With the aid of O'Mara's highly unorthodox therapy, it had been able to forgive itself in part and extend its life expectancy, but Tarlans did not take their solemn promises lightly so it had never nor would it ever practice medicine on any being again.
Instead it had learned to sublimate its need to alleviate the suffering of others by bringing to them not the healing knife but the gentle, understanding, and sympathetic words, words that really meant something because the recipients knew beyond any possible doubt that they came from a person whose suffering had been so much greater than their own.
In every hospital, O'Mara knew, there were always patients whose condition was more serious than one's own, so that the less serious cases found hope and consolation, and even felt themselves fortunate, in the knowledge that they were not as bad as that poor bugger down the ward.
It was a psychological truism that had enabled Lioren to put his mental anguish to constructive use. Its preferences were the truly hopeless cases, patients or staff members who were mentally distressed and did not respond to normal psychotherapy, or who were in desperate need of spiritual consolation, or who were terminally ill and afraid. It had turned its brilliant mind to gaining a basic knowledge of all the religious beliefs and practices known within the Galactic Federation, which on average numbered twelve to every inhabited planet. Its results, considering the difficult emotional area it had made its own, were exceptionally good.
Moral cowardice in an embarrassing situation, O'Mara decided finally, was the first refuge of the intelligent. He went on, "Padre, everyone knows everything about you and you are beyond embarrassment, so talking about you would be a waste of my time and breath. The point I'm making is that to begin with, all of you were flawed in some respect, but that has not affected the quality of your work in the department. To the contrary, it has given you a greater sensitivity and insight where your patients are concerned. But as a result of my recent promotion, from now on I expect you to do better, and much more.
"In case the grapevine omitted the details," he continued, looking at them in turn, "my current position is this: I have been appointed administrator while retaining my position and duties of chief psychologist for the interim period necessary for me to find, evaluate, train, and choose my successor, who will also be expected to perform both jobs. It has been decided that in future the entity who holds this position must be a civilian, so that he, she, or it will not be influenced by the Monitor Corps, as well as having formal medical training and experience in other-species psychology to enable it to understand and satisfy the peculiar medical and non-medical needs of this establishment. Because of its importance and the unusual nature of the qualification required, the position has been advertised on all the professional nets. Much of my time will be taken up familiarizing myself with my new duties while you help me winnow out the wishful thinkers, preferably at long range, so that we can short-list and concentrate on the one or two who might possibly measure up for the job."
He nodded curtly to indicate that the meeting was over, then said, "Don't bother asking questions until you've had a chance to think about them. From now on I'll be watching you closely and hitting you with a few surprises from time to time. Cha Thrat, Lioren, if you're tired, go rest in the outer office. Braithwaite, I have a job for you."
As the others were leaving, he went on, "Lieutenant, Diagnostician Yursedth is due in half an hour. It is having troublesome dreams and waking episodes of psychosomatic peripheral neuropathy associated with one of its Educator tapes. Talk to it, identify and erase the culprit tape, then re-impress a same-species tape with what you consider to be a more amenable personality with a similar medical background. I shall be picking the retiring administrator's brains for the rest of the afternoon and, no doubt, trying to duck invitations to his farewell party."
He held Braithwaite's eyes for a moment, but he did not allow the sympathy he was feeling to reach his voice as he went on, "The Yursedth case could be tricky, and this will be the first time that you've erased and re-impressed a tape without supervision. If you have a problem with it, Lieutenant, don't call me. This one will be entirely your responsibility."
Braithwaite nodded and turned to follow the others. His carriage was erect, his uniform was impeccable, his features were without expression, but his face looked very pale. O'Mara sighed, closed his eyes, and tried to remember the mechanics of interviewing a candidate for a difficult and responsible job.
As they had applied to himself.
Chapter Four
IT HAD BEEN the same office, but those days the walls had been covered only by sickly green anticorrosive paint rather than a selection of restful landscapes from a dozen worlds, and instead of the extraterrestrial furniture that made the present office look like a medieval torture chamber, there had been only two hard, upright chairs on opposite sides of a bench whose plastic worktop was buried under an untidy heap of printouts. Major Craythorne had occupied one chair and O'Mara the other.
That job interview, with the breaks necessary for eating, sleeping, and long periods of work experience, lasted for three years.
Suddenly he was back to the there and then, feeling the anxiety or perhaps it was the last hurried, undigested meal heavy in his stomach. Again he was smelling the supposedly odorless paint and hearing the high-pitched, intermittent sound of a nearby power drill that was forcing the major to swear mildly and pause from time to time.
"You have to remember, O'Mara," said Craythorne, not for the first time, "that your face and manner do not invite trust, and your features show no depth or subtlety of mind even though we both know those qualities are there, and that on several occasions you have tinkered curatively with troubled other-species personalities. On the surface your consultation technique is crude but effective, so crude that your poor patient has no idea how deeply and sensitively he, she, or it has been probed and manipulated while you are appearing to bully them. Have you ever considered trying to be, well, insincerely polite?"
O'Mara sighed in angry impatience, but silently with his mouth open so that the other couldn't detect it, then said, "You're familiar with the Earth saying, sir, about trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? You know I don't work well in an atmosphere of insincere friendliness."
Craythorne nodded calmly, but whether it was his answer to the question or the statement was unclear, so probably it was to both. He said, "Forget it for now, O'Mara. Your next assignment is to settle in a group of Kelgians. With them insincerity or politeness would be a waste of time because both concepts are completely alien to them. You'll feel right at home. Have you any prior experience with that species?"
O'Mara shook his head.
The major smiled. "If I had time to tell you about them, which unfortunately I don't right now, you wouldn't believe me. They arrive in two hours. Before meeting them you should brief yourself on the library computer ..."
In the corridor outside their doorless office, someone dropped something heavy and metallic that made the whole room ring like a discordant bell. Craythorne winced and ended calmly, "... which, fortunately, is one of the few facilities in this place that is up and running."
The major was a man O'Mara would have dearly liked to hate, but couldn't because he was so damned likable. No matter how or why one of his subordinates messed up, he never lost his temper. Instead he just looked so disappointed that the culprits felt so sorry they never made the same mistake again. His manner was polished, invariably correct, and the greying hair and thin, sensitive features could have belonged to a career diplomat. Even in the issue coveralls he looked impeccable. It was as if the ever-present mixture of oily grime and metallic dust that stained everyone else's clothing did not so much as dare approach his. He gave the impression of being, and truly was, a good man. He had opened up a job for O'Mara when all O'Mara's options had closed.
"Major," said O'Mara enviously, "how the hell did you get this way?"
The other smiled again and shook his head. "You keep trying to probe my hidden inner depths, and I yours. But trying to practice psychoanalysis on each other's deeply buried psychoses is a waste of time, because as psychologists we don't have any. We're supposed to be sane, well-integrated personalities. It's in our contracts."
"Your contract, maybe ..." O'Mara began.
Before he could go on, Craythorne said in a tone of gentle dismissal, "If you aren't familiar with the new library computer consoles, there are plenty of mad geniuses working down there who will be glad to help you out."
Only a few of the freight elevators were working and they were usually so full of men and equipment that it wasn't worth spending time waiting for a chance to squeeze into one. Besides, he was used to threading his way through many miles of corridors still under construction that were identified only by their hospital level and corridor numbers daubed with paint at the intersections. He slowed his pace to go around a couple of large, sweating and swearing men in Monitor Corps green coveralls, one of them a sergeant, who had been installing a heavy length of ceiling ducting, one end of which had fallen onto the floor. The NCO called out to him as he was passing.
"You," he said sharply, "help us lift this damn thing into position again and hold it. I'll show you where it fits ..."
It was obvious where it fitted. Without speaking, O'Mara pulled a nearby bench into a more convenient position, lifted the loose end of the ducting onto the top surface, and jumped up himself. Then he lifted it without effort to the ceiling and held it accurately in position while the other two secured it.
But now that the other's problem was being solved it was time, O'Mara thought, that he stepped back into character. There was no sense in giving the impression that he was going soft.
In a brisk, dismissive voice he said, "Is there anything or anyone else bothering you, Doctor?"
"No, sir," the other replied, slipping from the high edge of the Melfan recliner onto the floor and turning to leave. "But I would like to congratulate you on your new appointment. It is well-deserved."
O'Mara inclined his head; then on impulse he said, "In my new capacity as administrator I can see to it that the Monitor Corps allows your Warnagh-Lut to remain in Sector General indefinitely, if that is what you both wish." He smiled sourly and added, "After all, there is no point in me having ultimate power if I don't occasionally abuse it."
Cresk-Sar gave an untranslatable bark of thanks and waddled hurriedly out of the office as if it had good and urgent news to tell someone. O'Mara sighed in self-irritation. Watch it, he told himself, you are definitely going soft. Then he keyed the attention signal to the outer office and held it down until Braithwaite replied.
"In here, all of you. Now."
Chapter Three
THEY TROOPED in single file into the big inner office in reverse order of seniority. The Tarlan ex-surgeon-captain and present Padre Lioren was first, followed by the Sommaradvan former warrior-surgeon Cha Thrat, with O'Mara's principal assistant, Braithwaite, bringing up the rear. O'Mara waved a hand loosely toward the furniture.
"This will take time," he said. "Find a place to sit."
Braithwaite was lucky in that there was one Earth-human chair; the others had to settle for the best they could find, because the Sommaradvan and Tarlan cultures had yet to be discovered when the room had been furnished. No doubt Maintenance, who argued that anything that was not an emergency had to be considered low priority, would get around to remedying the discrepancy one of these years.
While O'Mara pretended to stare down at his large, blunt-fingered hands on the desk before him, he watched them through lowered brows as they settled themselves comfortably or uncomfortably and stopped fidgeting. He was thinking that one didn't have to have a history of insanity to work in Other-Species Psychology, but that precondition conferred certain advantages, even where their chief was concerned. Every member of his staff was flawed in some respect, but today he was regarding them all clinically and dispassionately from a completely new viewpoint.
Braithwaite looked relaxed, self-assured, and incredibly neat. Even when he was leaning back onto his shoulder blades in an armchair, his uniform gave the impression that he was about to undergo a fleet commander's inspection. Cha Thrat was a physiological classification DCNF whose large, cone-shaped body possessed four stubby legs, four medial arms, and another four arms at shoulder level that were thinner with hands terminating in finer, more sensitive digits. Physically, Lioren resembled Cha Thrat except that its body, legs, and arms were longer and less muscular, but the resemblance was no closer than that between a giraffe and a horse.
O'Mara raised his head. "I want to discuss briefly my promotion to administrator," he said, "and its effect on the future work of this department, the change of emphasis in certain of your duties that will become necessary, and what I expect from all of you as a result. Feel free to interrupt if you are quite sure you have something of value to say. But I shall begin by talking, in order of length of service and experience, about you."
He waited until a second bout of fidgeting had abated, then went on, "I know that you have all broken the rules by sneaking a look at one another's confidential psych files, so what I say should not cause embarrassment. If it does, tough. Braithwaite first."
Without changing his position in the deep armchair, the lieutenant somehow gave the impression that he had come to attention.
"You," he went on briskly, "deal well with the office staff and routine and you are good with people regardless of species. When sympathy is needed you are sympathetic, firm when the being concerned isn't doing enough to help solve his, her, or its problem, and you never, ever lose your temper. To your present superior you are respectful without being subservient, and you gently but firmly resist any attempt at bullying. As my principal assistant you're close to ideal. Intelligent, efficient, adaptable, dedicated, uncomplaining, and completely lacking in ambition. In spite of completing your medical training here, you refused to take the Corps exams for surgeon-lieutenant. You have found your niche in Other-Species Psychology and you don't want to go anywhere or do anything else. When you were offered a major promotion off-hospital you turned it down.
"But enough of the compliments, Lieutenant," he went on. "On and under the surface your personality is so well adjusted that it is almost frightening. Your only defect is that in one respect you are a total and abject coward. You want to be and you are a trusted and resourceful second-in-command who enjoys the power and advantages that the position confers, but you are intensely afraid of taking the ultimate responsibility that would go with the top job."
Without the smallest change of expression, Braithwaite nodded. He was a man who was comfortable with the truth about himself. O'Mara turned to Cha Thrat.
"Unlike the lieutenant," he said, "you are not afraid of anything. On Sommaradva you were a leading warrior-surgeon who, in spite of your patient being the first other-species entity you had ever seen, was able to intervene surgically and save the life of a leading member of the contact team. Because of the team's gratitude, plus the fact that they wanted to do the Sommaradvan authorities a favor because the contact was not going well, you were sent here as a trainee, in spite of hospital objections, for political rather than medical reasons.
"In the event your surgical ability and technique were acceptable," he continued sourly, "but your strict adherence to Sommaradvan medical ethics was not. You were free to attend lectures, but soon nobody would accept you for practical work on the wards. We found you a job as a trainee in Maintenance, where you did well and became popular with a large number of the junior-grade medical and maintenance staff trainees until you messed up there, too.
I'm not quite sure how you ended up here. Some people think I took pity on you.
"Some people," he added dryly as he turned toward Lioren, "don't know me very well."
He paused for a long moment, thinking about what he should say to this entity who had suffered and was still suffering. O'Mara's words and manner toward a patient and a colleague were different. With an emotionally distressed person he could be as gentle and sympathetic as the situation required, but to a mentally healthy non-patient he preferred to relax and be his normal, bad-tempered, sarcastic self. In spite of the Tarlan's continued good progress over the past two years, Lioren fell somewhere into the grey area between therapist and patient But whatever he said, the Padre would accept it without complaint because it would consider that it deserved every physical and mental cruelty it would ever receive.
When Lioren had joined Sector General he had been a Wearer of the Blue Cloak, Tarla's equivalent of Earth's Nobel Prize for Medicine, and it had shown itself to be an unusually able and dedicated other-species physician and surgeon before transferring to the Monitor Corps' medical service, where its promotion to surgeon-captain had been deservedly rapid.
Then had come the terrible Cromsaggar Incident.
While it was in charge of a disaster-relief operation on Cromsag involving urgent treatment for a planet wide epidemic, a mistake had occurred that had virtually decimated the surviving population. As a result it was court-martialed for professional negligence and exonerated. But it had disagreed with the findings of the court, felt that it deserved the ultimate penalty, that it would never be able to forgive itself, and it had made a solemn promise that it would never again practice its beloved medical arts for the rest of its life, which it did not expect to last for more than a few days. With the aid of O'Mara's highly unorthodox therapy, it had been able to forgive itself in part and extend its life expectancy, but Tarlans did not take their solemn promises lightly so it had never nor would it ever practice medicine on any being again.
Instead it had learned to sublimate its need to alleviate the suffering of others by bringing to them not the healing knife but the gentle, understanding, and sympathetic words, words that really meant something because the recipients knew beyond any possible doubt that they came from a person whose suffering had been so much greater than their own.
In every hospital, O'Mara knew, there were always patients whose condition was more serious than one's own, so that the less serious cases found hope and consolation, and even felt themselves fortunate, in the knowledge that they were not as bad as that poor bugger down the ward.
It was a psychological truism that had enabled Lioren to put his mental anguish to constructive use. Its preferences were the truly hopeless cases, patients or staff members who were mentally distressed and did not respond to normal psychotherapy, or who were in desperate need of spiritual consolation, or who were terminally ill and afraid. It had turned its brilliant mind to gaining a basic knowledge of all the religious beliefs and practices known within the Galactic Federation, which on average numbered twelve to every inhabited planet. Its results, considering the difficult emotional area it had made its own, were exceptionally good.
Moral cowardice in an embarrassing situation, O'Mara decided finally, was the first refuge of the intelligent. He went on, "Padre, everyone knows everything about you and you are beyond embarrassment, so talking about you would be a waste of my time and breath. The point I'm making is that to begin with, all of you were flawed in some respect, but that has not affected the quality of your work in the department. To the contrary, it has given you a greater sensitivity and insight where your patients are concerned. But as a result of my recent promotion, from now on I expect you to do better, and much more.
"In case the grapevine omitted the details," he continued, looking at them in turn, "my current position is this: I have been appointed administrator while retaining my position and duties of chief psychologist for the interim period necessary for me to find, evaluate, train, and choose my successor, who will also be expected to perform both jobs. It has been decided that in future the entity who holds this position must be a civilian, so that he, she, or it will not be influenced by the Monitor Corps, as well as having formal medical training and experience in other-species psychology to enable it to understand and satisfy the peculiar medical and non-medical needs of this establishment. Because of its importance and the unusual nature of the qualification required, the position has been advertised on all the professional nets. Much of my time will be taken up familiarizing myself with my new duties while you help me winnow out the wishful thinkers, preferably at long range, so that we can short-list and concentrate on the one or two who might possibly measure up for the job."
He nodded curtly to indicate that the meeting was over, then said, "Don't bother asking questions until you've had a chance to think about them. From now on I'll be watching you closely and hitting you with a few surprises from time to time. Cha Thrat, Lioren, if you're tired, go rest in the outer office. Braithwaite, I have a job for you."
As the others were leaving, he went on, "Lieutenant, Diagnostician Yursedth is due in half an hour. It is having troublesome dreams and waking episodes of psychosomatic peripheral neuropathy associated with one of its Educator tapes. Talk to it, identify and erase the culprit tape, then re-impress a same-species tape with what you consider to be a more amenable personality with a similar medical background. I shall be picking the retiring administrator's brains for the rest of the afternoon and, no doubt, trying to duck invitations to his farewell party."
He held Braithwaite's eyes for a moment, but he did not allow the sympathy he was feeling to reach his voice as he went on, "The Yursedth case could be tricky, and this will be the first time that you've erased and re-impressed a tape without supervision. If you have a problem with it, Lieutenant, don't call me. This one will be entirely your responsibility."
Braithwaite nodded and turned to follow the others. His carriage was erect, his uniform was impeccable, his features were without expression, but his face looked very pale. O'Mara sighed, closed his eyes, and tried to remember the mechanics of interviewing a candidate for a difficult and responsible job.
As they had applied to himself.
Chapter Four
IT HAD BEEN the same office, but those days the walls had been covered only by sickly green anticorrosive paint rather than a selection of restful landscapes from a dozen worlds, and instead of the extraterrestrial furniture that made the present office look like a medieval torture chamber, there had been only two hard, upright chairs on opposite sides of a bench whose plastic worktop was buried under an untidy heap of printouts. Major Craythorne had occupied one chair and O'Mara the other.
That job interview, with the breaks necessary for eating, sleeping, and long periods of work experience, lasted for three years.
Suddenly he was back to the there and then, feeling the anxiety or perhaps it was the last hurried, undigested meal heavy in his stomach. Again he was smelling the supposedly odorless paint and hearing the high-pitched, intermittent sound of a nearby power drill that was forcing the major to swear mildly and pause from time to time.
"You have to remember, O'Mara," said Craythorne, not for the first time, "that your face and manner do not invite trust, and your features show no depth or subtlety of mind even though we both know those qualities are there, and that on several occasions you have tinkered curatively with troubled other-species personalities. On the surface your consultation technique is crude but effective, so crude that your poor patient has no idea how deeply and sensitively he, she, or it has been probed and manipulated while you are appearing to bully them. Have you ever considered trying to be, well, insincerely polite?"
O'Mara sighed in angry impatience, but silently with his mouth open so that the other couldn't detect it, then said, "You're familiar with the Earth saying, sir, about trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? You know I don't work well in an atmosphere of insincere friendliness."
Craythorne nodded calmly, but whether it was his answer to the question or the statement was unclear, so probably it was to both. He said, "Forget it for now, O'Mara. Your next assignment is to settle in a group of Kelgians. With them insincerity or politeness would be a waste of time because both concepts are completely alien to them. You'll feel right at home. Have you any prior experience with that species?"
O'Mara shook his head.
The major smiled. "If I had time to tell you about them, which unfortunately I don't right now, you wouldn't believe me. They arrive in two hours. Before meeting them you should brief yourself on the library computer ..."
In the corridor outside their doorless office, someone dropped something heavy and metallic that made the whole room ring like a discordant bell. Craythorne winced and ended calmly, "... which, fortunately, is one of the few facilities in this place that is up and running."
The major was a man O'Mara would have dearly liked to hate, but couldn't because he was so damned likable. No matter how or why one of his subordinates messed up, he never lost his temper. Instead he just looked so disappointed that the culprits felt so sorry they never made the same mistake again. His manner was polished, invariably correct, and the greying hair and thin, sensitive features could have belonged to a career diplomat. Even in the issue coveralls he looked impeccable. It was as if the ever-present mixture of oily grime and metallic dust that stained everyone else's clothing did not so much as dare approach his. He gave the impression of being, and truly was, a good man. He had opened up a job for O'Mara when all O'Mara's options had closed.
"Major," said O'Mara enviously, "how the hell did you get this way?"
The other smiled again and shook his head. "You keep trying to probe my hidden inner depths, and I yours. But trying to practice psychoanalysis on each other's deeply buried psychoses is a waste of time, because as psychologists we don't have any. We're supposed to be sane, well-integrated personalities. It's in our contracts."
"Your contract, maybe ..." O'Mara began.
Before he could go on, Craythorne said in a tone of gentle dismissal, "If you aren't familiar with the new library computer consoles, there are plenty of mad geniuses working down there who will be glad to help you out."
Only a few of the freight elevators were working and they were usually so full of men and equipment that it wasn't worth spending time waiting for a chance to squeeze into one. Besides, he was used to threading his way through many miles of corridors still under construction that were identified only by their hospital level and corridor numbers daubed with paint at the intersections. He slowed his pace to go around a couple of large, sweating and swearing men in Monitor Corps green coveralls, one of them a sergeant, who had been installing a heavy length of ceiling ducting, one end of which had fallen onto the floor. The NCO called out to him as he was passing.
"You," he said sharply, "help us lift this damn thing into position again and hold it. I'll show you where it fits ..."
It was obvious where it fitted. Without speaking, O'Mara pulled a nearby bench into a more convenient position, lifted the loose end of the ducting onto the top surface, and jumped up himself. Then he lifted it without effort to the ceiling and held it accurately in position while the other two secured it.












