The HeadMeister is missing, the students aren't talking, and a green scaly something is eating all the socks . . . The sign reads, "Welcome to Saaremaa Magical School", but magic removal experts Gulchima and Hubward feel anything but welcome. They were supposed to take on a contract to clean up the school. But that was before the school's HeadMeister got himself wizard-napped! Now they're stranded outside the school's gates; out of work and dangerously low on butter. Gulchima soon talks her way into the only job available, an entry level position as a lunch lady at the school. She's not much of a cook, so Gulchima is assigned the kitchen's most dangerous duties: Removing the critters that even magic couldn't tame. Slapkins, and Soccodiles, and inter-dimensional kitties . . . oh-my! But when Gulchima glimpses a long-lost relative trapped inside the school, she...