Tom's whole life is straight out of Crap Towns. Mum died. Dad's a waster. School is tough. Tom and Raks are at the bottom of the pecking order - and it just shouldn't be that way - but then they befriend 'ASBO boy', Ryan, and go to a Letchford Town football game with him. When it kicks off outside the ground with the Castleton fans, Tom and Raks are ready and up for it - it ain't football - but Tom is hooked and can't wait for the next home game!

GCSEs are over and Chris and his mates are heading to the south coast for their first lads' holiday. Their parents don't know they've gone, but they're not worried. What could possibly go wrong on a trip to the seaside? Even a run-in with some local lads who don't like out of towners can't spoil the anticipation. Things start well when they meet the girls. The sun comes out and Chris thinks his luck might be in with Steph. But Whitbourne's a small place when you've pissed off the local hard cases...