CLETE BARRETT SMITH SERIES:

Aliens on Vacation

Aliens on Vacation

Clete Barrett Smith

Clete Barrett Smith

Scrub isn't happy about leaving Florida and his friends to summer with his crazy grandmother in 'Middle-of-Nowhere,' Washington. Arriving at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he isn't surprised by its the-60's-meets-Star-Wars décor, but he is surprised by the weird-looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is an off-earth portal and his grandma the gate-keeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. Grandma desperately needs Scrub's help monitoring the visitors, shopping for cartloads of aluminum-foil for dinner, and taking rambunctious alien kids, that glow-in-the-dark and look like trees, camping. The problem is, the town sheriff, already suspicious about Granny, is a scout leader camping in the same spot. Will Scrub blow Granny's cover, forcing the B&B to shut down for good, or will the intergalactic police have to intervene?
Read online
  • 71
Alien on a Rampage

Alien on a Rampage

Clete Barrett Smith

Clete Barrett Smith

David is looking forward to spending another adventure-filled summer at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast—a vacation hotspot for aliens. But as soon as he meets Grandma’s new repairman, an alien named Scratchull, he becoms suspicious. The only problem is that it is difficult to be sneaky when you have a ravenous alien pet attached to you. Even though no one else—including Grandma—thinks that Scratchull is an underhanded handyman, David decides to spy on him. But no one believes David when he discovers that Scratchull really is an evil mastermind with a plot to destroy the planet. Without the help of Grandma and his friends, will David be able to save Earth before it’s too late?
Read online
  • 68
Mr. 60%

Mr. 60%

Clete Barrett Smith

Clete Barrett Smith

Witty, honest, and wholly captivating, Mr. 60% is a perfect read for fans of The Spectacular Now and Where Things Come Back. Matt Nolan is the high school drug dealer, deadbeat, and soon-to-be dropout according to everyone at his school. His vice principal is counting down the days until Mr. 60% (aka Matt) finally flunks out and is no longer his problem. What no one knows is the only reason Matt sells drugs is to take care of his uncle Jack, who is dying of cancer. Meet Amanda. The overly cheerful social outcast whose optimism makes Matt want to hurl. Stuck as partners during an after-school club (mandatory for Matt), it's only a matter of time until Amanda discovers Matt's secret. But Amanda is used to dealing with heartbreak, and she's determined to help Matt find a way to give life 100 percent.
Read online
  • 42
Aliens in Disguise

Aliens in Disguise

Clete Barrett Smith

Clete Barrett Smith

When David's grandma wins a hotelier award and goes to accept it on another planet, security officer Tate assumes full control of the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast. His decision to put the alien tourists on total lockdown doesn't go over well, however, and most of the guests vacate. Tate decides to retrieve Grandma, leaving David and his friend Amy home alone. Running the B&B when there are only a few guests should be a breeze, especially for two kids who saved the universe just a few weeks ago. But David and Amy (and alien pooch, Snarffle) have a big problem on their hands: A pair of UFO-watchers disguised as aliens is desperate to get inside the inn and broadcast their findings to their friends. Will David and Amy be able to keep the imposters at bay when there are no adults around to help them? This eBook now includes a preview for Clete Barrett Smith's new book, Magic Delivery!
Read online
  • 10
183