His Dirty Author, page 1
His Dirty Author
Penny Wylder
Copyright © 2021 Penny Wylder
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This is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or used fictitiously and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or businesses, organizations, or locales, is completely coincidental.
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Contents
1. Erin
2. Malik
3. Erin
4. Erin
5. Malik
6. Erin
7. Malik
8. Erin
9. Malik
10. Erin
11. Erin
1
Erin
My mother always told me I was too young to be so stressed.
She told me when I was just six, learning to tie my shoes, furious the older kids could do it.
She told me when I fussed over going to the prom or not-- not, by the way, because all the boys were too immature.
And she told me when I sent my first query letter to an agent for my books.
Maybe she was right those other times, but now, as I pace outside the far too grandiose doors of that very same agent who agreed to take me on, I know this is when it's okay to be stressed. Who cares if I'm only eighteen? I’ve always felt older, anyway. An old soul.
Which, my agent Michael told me, is a great quality. Now I'm here, pacing outside his office with its elaborate doors. All he cares about are those fucking doors. He constantly tells the story about buying them off some church in South America. Or something like that. If I’m honest, I don’t really listen when he goes on tangents about places I've never been in my short time on this earth. I let him talk and I go back to working out a plot problem or tweaking a piece of dialogue. All in my own head, of course.
Right now, I’m waiting for him to finish reading the final chapters of the book that I’ve been working on for months, before I finished high school, in fact. It's been slowly coming together, put aside for other ideas that seemed better but weren't. That's why they were always rejected. But this? This is the one. Finally, I think that he’ll agree to send me on submission. I can practically taste it with this book. The characters leap off the page, the emotions are there; the dialogue is snappy, and the sex is hot.
I’m not one of those writers that thinks everything they write is god’s gift to man and that it’s going to be a worldwide bestseller, but I can see this one doing well. Hopefully. Optimistically. God, I hope that he likes it. I can’t stop biting my nails and wearing a path in the plush carpet.
My heart jumps into my throat when I hear footsteps. The door opens and he puts his head out. “Come on in, Erin.”
There are approximately a million baby kangaroos jumping up and down in my stomach. Joeys. That’s what they’re called. I sit in one of the big chairs on this side of Michael’s desk and do my best not to fidget. He was happy to take me on as my first agent, but nothing I've given him has stuck. Either I’ve been just behind a trend, didn’t hit the tropes hard enough, or I just wasn’t writing well enough. He'd always assure me the big idea was coming, that I was just too fresh, too young. I’ve been driving myself crazy trying to get a book exactly right.
It’s not like he’s stifling me. Michael Collins is one of the best literary agents in New York. Maybe even the best. The fact that he took a chance on me at all is a miracle.
He drops the stack of pages on his desk. “So,” he says. “How do you feel?”
“Nervous,” I say.
“Why?”
I shake my head. “Because I finally feel like this book is good enough to be the one and I’m dying to know what you think about it.”
He smiles, but with that smile my stomach drops, because I’ve seen that smile before and it’s the smile that comes with an apology. “I think that it’s almost there.”
The urge to tear up is immediate, but I force it back. I need to be a professional. “Revisions?”
“Actually,” he says, “I have a bit of a different idea. I think you need to get out of your own head and expand your writing in a different direction.”
“How am I going to do that?”
“Help Malik Ellis on his latest book.”
I stare at Michael, feeling my eyebrows rise into my hairline. Malik Ellis is the king of erotic romance. Against all odds, he’s carved out a name for himself in a female dominated genre and has managed to do so without being a complete prick and misogynist. Or at least that’s how it appears from the outside.
Not to mention that Mr. Ellis happens to be smoking fucking hot, and everyone who’s ever read one of his books has ended up with one hand in their pants, thinking about one of his characters. Or possibly him.
And I do mean everyone. Men and women.
Including me.
My mother never found the books of his that I'd sneak home. Lying in my bed at night, Malik's words guided me to discover more about my inexperienced body than I ever would have guessed. He was my first crush, in a way.
“What would Malik Ellis want with someone like me?”
“He has a deadline and is stuck. I’m not going back to the publisher and asking for more time. Again. So, he’s going to need a ghostwriter, and I’m not taking no for an answer.”
At first thought, my excitement blooms. Writing for someone like that? That would be amazing even if no one knew it was me. But then the second thought comes. “If I’m not good enough to have a book published on my own merit, then why am I good enough to ghost the book of one of the most popular romance writers in America?”
Michael fixes me with a stare that tells me he thinks I’m completely missing the point. “He’s stuck, not stupid. Once you give him the draft to get past whatever block he has, he’ll take it and polish it up. Give it that Malik Ellis shine.”
I swallow. “That makes sense. I guess.”
“So do you want to do it?”
“How much is the payment?”
Michael slides a piece of paper across the desk, and I almost roll my eyes because people don’t seriously do that in real life, do they?
But holy shit. The number on that paper? There are enough zeroes to keep me afloat for a long time even without getting published myself. “Wow.”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
“Doesn’t he want to meet me first? Or read some of my writing?”
Michael stands. “We’re about to take care of that first bit right now. The second part, I already told you. He’ll polish it, and I already know you’re good enough for the basic draft. He doesn’t really have an option here. I’m backed into a corner, and I’m not letting any of us get any deeper into this.”
I try not to take offense that I’m only good enough for the basic draft, but he has a point. The world of publishing waits for no one. Not even Malik Ellis. Michael’s hands are pretty much tied. I’m sure that Malik would understand that, too.
“Wait,” I say. “What do you mean we’re about to take care of the first part?”
Behind me, one of the giant doors swings open and the man starring in my thoughts strides in. “Michael, I swear to God if you made me come all the way downtown in Manhattan traffic for something that could have been a phone call, we’re going to have words.”
He stops when he sees me, and I quickly stand. Michael has his back turned, pouring two drinks from the bar in the corner of his office.
“Sorry,” Malik says. “Didn’t expect anyone else.”
Wow, the photos of him do not do him justice. Not just hot, the man is lava. You can feel his presence from across the room, and he’s every inch the person I imagined him to be. Worn jeans that look sleek on him, and a slouchy t-shirt. Glasses and mussed hair that give him the sexy silver-fox vibe.
I want to lick him.
Shoving the thought away, I realize that he’s staring at me now. And not exactly in a friendly way.
“Who's the brat?”
My whole face gets hot. I adjust my shirt, stand taller, hating that he instantly sees me as some kid. Even if he's at least 25 years older than me, I deserve respect.
“She,” Michael says as he hands Malik a drink, “is your new ghostwriter.”
Malik nearly spits out his drink. “My what?”
Calmly, Michael takes a sip of his drink. “Was I unclear?”
“I don’t need or want a ghostwriter, Michael.”
“That’s too bad, because you’re getting one.”
I watch Malik down what must be scotch in one go. “What is she, like nineteen?”
“I am eighteen, in fact," I say, crossing my arms. "And in the room with you. Hearing you speak about me.”
He has the good sense to look a little chagrined. But his expression is still dark and unmoved. "Christ, not even nineteen, then." He looks at Michael. “No.”
“You don’t really get it, do you?” Michael says. “Your publisher, your editor, and even the fucking marketing and sales team are breathing down my neck for this book. They’ve delayed production three times. This book is getting written, whether it’s by you or not. So, get with the program.”
Slowly, Malik turns to look at me. “And where did you come from, exactly?”
I straighten. “I’m one of Michael’s other clients.”
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“Like you wouldn’t have done the same when you were younger,” Michael says.
I flush hot. He doesn’t say that I’m a good writer and that I’m almost ready to go on submission. But I don’t think anything I say to defend myself right now will fall on willing ears. So, I wait.
Malik looks me up and down, and fuck, I wish that it wasn’t because he thinks I’m some scrawny kid who’s trying to steal his stardom. Because in any other situation, that look would just melt my clothes right off.
Looking down, I check to make sure that they’re not. “Well,” he says, “at least she’s pretty.”
My mouth drops open. Is he fucking serious right now? Now I truly understand what people mean when they say never meet your heroes. Malik Ellis’s books have been comforting for me to read. I’ve learned a lot from his writing, and some of my favorite fantasies are influenced by his books.
That’s pretty much ruined now.
Straightening my spine, I stare him down. “I’m so relieved that you approve of my appearance.” Every ounce of sarcasm that I have laces the words. “Thankfully, me being pretty has no bearing on whether I can write a book. Maybe being nominated as Publishing's Most Eligible Bachelor has eaten your brain from the inside out? If you’re so stuck.”
He’s frozen, and then he looks over at Michael. “You’re going to let her talk to me like that?”
I don’t give Michael room to answer. “In case you’ve forgotten in the last couple of minutes, I’m an adult and I’ll speak to anyone whichever way I please."
"Are you?" Malik muses. "An adult, I mean."
I curl my upper lip but press on. "Considering I’m actually doing you a favor, maybe you could get your head out of your ass and speak more than a sentence directly to the person who’s going to save said ass.”
The corner of his mouth ticks up into a smirk that he barely hides. “What’s your name?”
“Erin Bailey.”
He glances at Michael again, and in the corner of my eye I see him nod. Our shared agent isn’t going to let him get away from this. “I guess I can sit down with you at the very least and see what you’re made of.”
“Here,” Michael says. “You can use the conference room. I’ll have coffee sent up.” When Malik shoots him a scowl, he shrugs. “You forget that I’ve known you too long, Malik. I’m not going to let you invite the girl out for coffee and then magically disappear before you talk to her. You’re doing this. Go to the conference room.”
Malik bristles. His jaw tightens and his fingers curl. But he goes, and I’m left with Michael. “That went well,” I say sarcastically. “When you offered me the job I kind of assumed that he already knew that he was going have a ghost?”
“Malik has a unique temperament sometimes. Very artisan. Usually with him, it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. Something that you should remember when you’re writing for him. If you think that something needs to happen and he doesn’t? Do it anyway. He’ll change his mind if it really fits and he sees that it works.”
I’m still reeling over all of this. First, I’m good, then I’m only good enough, then I’m supposed to not listen to the man whose book I’m actually writing. At this point I’m not even completely sure what my job is supposed to be. Except to apparently write a book. “When is the book due?” It’s the last thing that I can think to ask.
“Three weeks.” Michael takes a sip of the whiskey.
“Three weeks?” I gawk at him. “That’s not possible.”
He fixes me with a stare. “For that amount of money, it better be possible.”
I’ve never written a book in three weeks. Most people haven’t. That’s like being the world champion in the hundred-meter dash. Way too fucking fast compared to us mere mortals. But he does have a point. The amount of money they’re offering is well worth it. I’ll just write all day.
That will work, right?
“Okay. I’ll do my best.”
A thin smile. “You’ll have the contract by tomorrow.”
I nod, sensing the dismissal. I leave the office and head toward the conference room and the man who doesn’t want me there. Someone that I really should be avoiding at all costs.
2
Malik
Well, that was a disaster. I roll my eyes as I walk down the hall to the plush conference room that’s going to be my prison for however long I have to be in there talking to the literary equivalent of an ambulance chaser.
No matter how gorgeous she is.
The one thing that’s gone right today is that I wore dark jeans that didn’t immediately show my hard-on. Because that girl—Erin? — is exactly my type. I teased her about being a brat but in my heart, I was smitten by her youth.
Brunette. Bookish. Curves that go for miles under clothes that disguise them. It’s like she’s trying very hard to make sure no one notices her body. But any man I know would be salivating over her the minute that walked past.
Within the first three minutes of looking at her, I could see a hundred scenes featuring her and me in various positions. All of them with her absolutely wrecked by the pleasure that I’m giving her.
Unfortunately, that doesn’t actually help the writer’s block. Those scenes are hot, but they don’t fit the book. And as infuriating as it is that Michael is doing this, he’s not wrong. I am in trouble.
This book isn’t flowing like anything else that I’ve written. I’ve never had this problem before. Then again, I’ve never had things in my life be like this. I can’t focus enough to get on the right train, let alone fix a broken plot.
But that doesn’t mean that I should have a ghostwriter shoved on me. Michael should have asked me. We could have chosen one together. Not have a temptation wrapped in a cardigan that I’m going to have to interact with, knowing that she’s only writing for me for the money.
I pull my phone out to make sure that I haven’t gotten any messages. It’s like the nursing home needs me to move in at this point, the number of messages that I get. I’m exhausted, constantly anticipating the next time that I’ll get called in and have to get stabbed in the metaphorical heart all over again.
My father hasn’t really recognized me in over a year, and I thought that it would get easier over time, but it hasn’t. It may never get easier. Sometimes he’s lucid, but most of the time he’s not.
All the more reason I should do what Erin told me to do and get my head out of my ass. I can’t afford not to deliver this book. Full time care is expensive even for someone like me. I need that delivery payment. I can’t get dropped by my publisher or agent and expect to be able to take care of my dad. But while my head is so focused on how he’s doing, it’s kind of hard to work on making two characters fuck hard enough that they fall in love.
By the time I’m walking into the conference room, one of Michael’s assistants is already putting a tray of coffee down on the table. They don’t pull out the stops here. China cups and carafe, delicate dishes for cream and sugar. If there wasn’t a massive table and too many chairs, the coffee setting might be more fitting for the Plaza.
I settle into one of the chairs and wait.
If I’m lucky, Erin will have been so turned off by me that she quits on the spot, and I’ll dive down into my world so deep that I don’t come out until the book is finished. If I have to cut off the nursing home for three weeks, I will. It’s not what I want, but it would be better than losing the ability for him to be there all together.
And unfortunately, I don’t even think that my dad will realize that I’m gone.
The gaping hole of grief in my chest burns. It never seems to close lately. How can a book be more important than that?
I cut off the thoughts. Especially today in dealing with the girl, I can’t afford to go down the rabbit hole of my dad and how much I miss him. That trail of thoughts is already well-worn enough for me to stumble down it blindfolded.
