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Hit and Run
A Short Thriller, Volume 18
Vincent Zandri
Published by Vincent Zandri, 2024.
This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.
HIT AND RUN
First edition. March 16, 2024.
Copyright © 2024 Vincent Zandri.
ISBN: 979-8231499625
Written by Vincent Zandri.
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Hit and Run
A Short Thriller
Vincent Zandri
“Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.”
― Jim Thompson
1
Albany, New York
The Dead of Winter
I needed a drink in the worst way. Maybe I didn’t have two nickels to rub together, but that didn’t mean I couldn’t scrounge a couple of bucks together for a beer and a shot. Or hell, maybe I could somehow get some dumb asshole to buy me a beer and a shot and save me the trouble. Maybe I was considered new in town and, in fact, grew up here. But now that I’d undergone a couple of cosmetic surgeries after being sent down to a Fed penitentiary in the gator-filled swamps of South Florida, everyone and anyone who used to know me figured I was either locked up for good, or dead, or maybe both. They wouldn’t be wrong.
Truth is, I didn’t even have a valid driver's license, so when I pulled into the parking lot of Lanie’s Bar on that snowy January night, the duct-tape-MacGyvered beater I was driving didn’t stop when I applied the brakes, but instead slid right into a white BMW’s passenger door side panel. If only I had some of those nickels to rub together, maybe I could have afforded some new tires to replace the bald ones that had just stabbed me in the back.
What to do? As I said, I wasn’t exactly in the position to pay someone for an expensive repair. I also didn’t have any auto insurance, much less a real driver’s license. With my heart pumping in my throat, and my temples pounding in my brain, I quickly glanced over both shoulders to see if anyone witnessed the collision. It definitely made some noise which meant even if no one saw it, chances are somebody in the bar heard it. Question was, would they come running outside to see what the hell just happened?
Throwing the transmission in reverse, I intended to gently toe-tap the gas and slowly back away from the now-crushed Beemer. Instead, my bald tires spun out in the snow and ice. Punching the brakes, I inhaled a breath, and tried to calm myself. Glancing in the rearview, I caught sight of my bloodshot eyes and scruffy five-day growth. The collar on my dark wool overcoat was standing at attention, and the ball knot on my tie was pulled down an inch or two. My forehead was beaded with sweat, despite the wintery cold.
Then, my eyes were blinded by a pair of LED headlamps that were also reflected in the mirror. As I averted my eyes, I heard the wood door to the gin mill open abruptly and a couple of men come stomping out. Drunk...men.
“Hey,” one of them shouted. “What the fuck did you do to my car?”
He was a tall man. Taller than me. Big too. He was wearing a black leather coat, jeans, and boots. He had a black skull cap on his head and his round face was tight as a tick. His buddy was shorter but also big, like he lifted weights for a living. Hell, maybe he did. The two of them were coming at me while the vehicle behind me slowly moved on but stopped just feet away. It was a black Dodge Ram pickup. The driver was a young man who, judging from the expression on his face, was entirely confused over what was going down in the bar’s parking lot.
“Lord, get me out of here,” I said.
It was a hell of a request for a nonbeliever. But what the hell. I could always hope against hope that the good Lord would toss me a bone. God knows my once wonderful life had gone to shit in a blink of an eye, not that it wasn’t my fault. But in any case, those meatheads were getting close, and it was time for me to exit the scene, Gene, and do it fast.
The snow was coming down heavier now. As the first, bigger man approached, his feet slipped right out from under him, and he went down hard on his back. That was my good luck (or maybe it was the good Lord interceding on my behalf after all). It gave me time to slowly back away from the car I plowed into. Gave me time to shift the transmission into drive. Gave me time to dodge the bullets that buzzed past my driver’s side window while I took off into the snowy night.
Hit and run.
2
A little backstory. My backstory anyway. Warts and all.
I was down on my luck...
Okay, stop. You might think of that line as a cliché especially when it comes to noir or hardboiled fiction. But the hell of it is, I’m not lying. I was down on my luck. To be more specific, fifty-plus K in debt to a loan shark who promised to get me out of my thirty K credit card debt for which I was paying an exorbitant twenty-five percent interest rate. Exorbitant doesn’t even do that killer rate justice. More like highway fucking robbery, if you’ll excuse my French.
But take it from a guy who inherited his parent's garment factory right out of college, and who was rich as fuck from jump street. Credit card debt can be an evil, blood-sucking beast if you let it get out of hand, which is why we always encouraged our customers to use one whenever they shopped in our store, which was located on the bottom floor of our century-old brick factory located in the city’s east end. In a word, we were able to fleece more money.
To show for all that pretty green, I had the trophy blonde wife, the two spoiled kids, the big house in the North Albany burbs, the country clubs (that’s right, plural), the cars, the Skidoos, the boats, the condo in Jupiter, Florida, the college age, big-titted, bald-pussied, brunette piece-of-ass on the side who’d take care of my needs during my lunch hour, and everything a six-foot, two-hundred pound, Gold’s Gym sculpted, tan-skinned, dark-haired, blue-eyed, prep school, and Georgetown University-educated man could ever hope for in life. And the life, she was grand.
Until I lost it all, that is. It didn’t take much, just a federal indictment for passing off cheap Chinese goods as made in the good ole U.S. of A. and before you know it, I not only lose my business, but I’m busted by the F.B.I. in a dark-thirty morning raid and slapped with thirteen counts of I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck, and facing fifty years in a federal slammer, plus a one-point-five-million dollar fine.
To make a long, sad story short, I lose the big house in the burbs, the country clubs, the trophy wife, the two precious kids, all the adult toys...shit, even the college-age piece of ass won’t touch me anymore. There ought to be a law. Oh, yeah, if there is, I’m sure I broke it.
So, I get busted and sent to a federal prison down in the swamps of Florida where I sweat my ass off doing hard labor during the day and sleeping in ninety-five-degree heat and ninety percent humidity during the night. It seems like my life is over until one day, something miraculous happens.
This disease called COVID-19 infects the world. Just like that, me and some hardcore jerks are furloughed. We’re given a fifty buck per day stipend by the senile President and a bus ticket to wherever we want to go until this thing passes over. Oh, but we must wear a mask at all times, or no dice. But here’s what Senile President doesn’t know: not a single one of us ever plans on coming back to this place. Once you let the toothpaste out of the tube, you’re never gonna get that shit back in. Okay, another cliché, but fuck you very much for noticing.
So why am I laying all this on you? I decided the best bet was to head back to Upstate New York, where I could find some of the cash I buried in the backyard of my once-upon-a-time castle. I was taking a bit of a chance because, like I already intuited, I was down to paying what was left of my federal cash debt to society with credit cards and eventually a fifty K loan from a shark who used to shop in my store. A big-bellied, middle-aged Russian dude by the name of Koshenko, and who had houses on Lake George, Lake Placid, and a condo in downtown Saratoga, plus a fishing cabin off Saratoga Lake. I guess Fat Russian Gangster liked his lakes.
For an extra ten grand, he fits me up with a new name, a new identity (Matty Gilligan), new cosmetic surgery, and new everything (except for the car he loans me which is a third-hand beater held together by habit and duct tape). He also manages to convince the government that I somehow died of COVID-19 on the bus trip between South Florida and Upstate New York. But the deal is, I’m to keep my nose cleaner than a nun’s bungholio and live inside the shadows. That is, at least long enough until I locate my money, pay him off, and split to Europe which also has plenty of shadows to hide in. Or so I’m told...












