Lamp Medusa + Players of Hell, page 1
A squalid, littered apartment…dusk settling on another fruitless day…A young man soul-weary with the tension of modern life.
A bathtub—old fashioned as one would expect to find in that dismal apartment—except that the bathtub was not there, in any apartment. It had been there—in its usual place when he stepped into it. But now he was floating in the bathtub in the midst of an endless boiling sea. In a bathtub!
One of the all time great novels
of fantasy, a novel in which a
modern man finds himself at
odds with the Medusa of Greek
mythology.
WILLIAM TENN
WORLD RENOWNED AUTHOR OF SCIENCE FANTASY
A LAMP FOR MEDUSA
DAVE VAN ARNAM
THE PLAYERS OF HELL
BELMONT BOOKS • NEW YORK CITY
A LAMP FOR MEDUSA
THE PLAYERS OF HELL
A BELMONT BOOK - June 1968
Published by
Belmont Productions, Inc.
1116 First Avenue, New York, N. Y. 10021
A LAMP FOR MEDUSA copyright © 1951 by Ziff Davis Publishing Co.
THE PLAYERS OF HELL copyright © 1968 by Dave Van Amam. All rights reserved.
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OP AMERICA
Contents:-
A LAMP FOR MEDUSA - William Tenn
THE PLAYERS OF HELL - Dave Van Arnam
THE PLAYERS OF HELL
William Tenn
To Poke Runyon, for old friendships.
A LAMP FOR MEDUSA
William Tenn
“And thence came the Son of Danse, flaming with courage and spirit;
Wise Athena brought him thus to the fellowship of these stalwart men.
He slew the Gorgon and winged back, bringing to the islanders
The head with its writhing snake-locks, the Terror that froze to stone.”
—Pindar, Pythian
The bit of parchment on which the words were written in large, blotty letters had a bad smell. Like everything else in the apartment, Percy S. Yuss thought bitterly. He turned the parchment around in his fingers—annoyed at the strange discomfort he experienced in handling it—and grunted in disbelief.
Its back still had a few fine brown hairs clinging to the badly tanned surface. Someone had evidently gone to the trouble of killing an animal and skinning it, merely to write a translation of a long-dead poet’s little-known verse.
Such eccentrics as these three rooms had known!
He dropped the handkerchief-size square of dead tissue on the floor, with the rest of the fantastic garbage, that varied, from a ballet dancer’s worn white slippers to four wooden chair legs which had evidently been chopped off with an exceedingly sharp axe—to judge from the unbelievable smoothness of the cutaway surface.
What an amazing and varied collection of junk! He shook his head as he shepherded the stuff into a great pile with the broom he’d discovered in the kitchen. A man’s safety razor, a woman’s curling iron, notebook upon notebook filled with strange and unrecognizable scripts. Not to mention the heap of locked suitcases on the top of which he’d just chucked his own battered valise.
In these days, one did not look gift apartments in the foyer, so to speak. Still, he couldn’t help wondering why these previous tenants hadn’t bothered to come back for their possessions. He found himself tingling uncomfortably as when he’d first seen the parchment.
Maybe they hadn’t paid their rent. No, that couldn’t be. It was such a wonderfully small rent, that even people who didn’t own a half interest in a mildly bankrupt hash-house wouldn’t have too much trouble raising it. It had been the lowness of the rental figure that had made Percy scramble frantically in his wallet for the thirty-five dollars’ worth of cumshaw the superintendent had demanded. After years of tramping from dismal furnished room to dingy sublet to get at long last a place as cheap as this in his own name!
Percy sighed the smug, deeply happy sigh of the happy householder. It smelled, it was badly littered and would require at least two full days to get clean, but it was his, all his. Enthusiastically, he bent his back into the broom again.
The hall door opened and Mrs. Danner walked in without knocking. From the living room, where he was scraping the rubbish together, Percy saw the rather badly used-up old lady who served as a combination janitor, building superintendent and renting-agent, stagger into his kitchen. A half-empty fifth of whiskey swung restlessly from one bony hand as a kind of liquid epitaph to thirty-five dollars that had once been in Percy’s possession and was no longer.
She leaned against a wall, first patting it gently so that it wouldn’t get frightened and leap away. “Good old, lovely old, moneymaking apartment,” she muttered. “They come and they go, they come and they go, but you’re always left for me. And every time they come, little Marybelle Danner gets another ten bottles. Darling gorgeous old apartment, you’re my splurfsk!”
The last word, Percy realized as he walked sternly into the kitchen, was not an entirely novel term of endearment coined on the spot by Mrs. Danner, as much as it was a very ordinary word dissolved beyond recognition into the hearty gulp of whiskey with which she frequently punctuated her sentences.
“Pretty apartment!” she continued, rubbing her back against the filthy wall like a kitten which had grown to lanky old age without ever having become a cat. “The owners don’t pay me enough to feed the teensiest canary, my children don’t care what becomes of their sweet old ma, but you watch out for me, don’t you? You won’t let me sturvleglglg. Every single time a new tenant—”
She lowered the bottle with which she had been preparing a new and moister period. She leaned forward from the hips, blinking madly through worn, red-lined eyes. “You still here?”
“Yes, I’m still here,” Percy told her angrily. “After all, I just moved in this morning! What are you doing in my apartment?”
Mrs. Danner straightened. She waved her head from side to side like a bewildered grey banner. “How can he still be here?” she asked the neck of the bottle in a confidential whisper. “It’s been over four hours since he took possession. None of the others ever stayed that lurngsht.” She wiped her lips. “Not one of them!”
“Look here. I paid one month’s rent in advance. I also gave you a big hunk of cash under the table, even though it’s illegal. I have to work pretty hard for my money in a hot and stinking little luncheonette that seems to go further into the red with every bit of business we do.”
“Too bad,” Mrs. Danner told him consolingly. “We should never have elected Hoover. I voted for Al Smiglugglug. He wouldn’t have let the Kaiser get away. Here. You need a drinkie before you disappear.”
“The reason,” Percy went on patiently, “that I paid you all this cabbage was so I could have an apartment of my own. I don’t want you walking in without knocking. This is my place. Now was there anything you wanted?”
She batted her eyes mournfully at him, took another shot, belched and started for the door. “All I wanted was the apartment. But if it isn’t ready yet, it just isn’t reyurmph. I can wait another hour or two if I have to. I’m no purksk.”
The new tenant closed the door behind her very carefully. He noticed again that there was an area of splintered wood around the place where the lock had been—as if it had been necessary to break the door down upon the last occupant
What did that point to? Suicide, maybe. Or Mrs. Danner’s mention of disappearances—could that be taken seriously? It would explain all that queer junk, all those full suitcases, as if people had just been moving in when—
When what? This was the scientific twentieth century and he was in one of the most civilized cities on the face of the Earth. People didn’t just walk into a cold tenement flat on the west side and vanish. No, it wasn’t logical.
Anyway, he’d better get a lock on the door before he left for work. He glanced at his watch. He had an hour and a half. Just enough time to take a quick bath, buy the lock and screw it on. He’d finish cleaning the place tomorrow.
The bath was a tiny, four-foot affair that stood high on angle-iron legs beside the kitchen sink. It had a huge enamel cover that was hinged to the wall. There was more junk piled on the cover than there had been on the floor. With a sigh, Percy began to carry the stuff into the half-clean living room.
By the time he was through, the other room was a mess again and he was hot, tired and disgusted. Trust Percy Sactrist Yuss to get this kind of bargain, he thought angrily as he wedged the cover up against the wall, filled the little bathtub with water, and began to undress. A dark, dirty apartment, filled with the garbage of countless previous tenants, and not only had he had to pay extra money to get the place, but now it seemed there was a curse on it too. And a curious drunken female superintendent who would probably let him have all the privacy of a hot suspect in the Monday morning police line-up!
He took a towel and a fresh bar of soap from his valise. His mood grew blacker as he realized his feet had become coated with a kind of greasy grime as a result of standing on the kitchen floor. The place probably had vermin, too.
Bending down to brash off his feet so that he wouldn’t carry the soil requirements of a potato patch into the bathtub, he noticed a scrap of white on the floor. It was the parchment with the fragment of classic poetry laboriously traced out on one side. He’d scuffed it into the kitchen while tramping back and forth.
As he glanced at it cursorily once more, another peculiar electric
. . He slew the Gorgon and winged back, bringing to the islanders
The head with its writhing snake-locks, the Terror that froze to stone.”
Who was it who had slain the Gorgon? Some character in Greek mythology—but who exactly he just couldn’t remember. For some reason, the identity and the name escaped him completely. And usually he had a fine memory for such little items. Twenty years spent working out crossword puzzles after a frenzied day dealing them off the arm in dining-cars was almost the equivalent of a college education.
He shrugged and flipped the parchment away. To his annoyance, it bounced off the upright bathtub cover and into the water. Trust his luck! He hung the towel on a crossbar of the tall bathtub legs and climbed in, having to duck his head and twist his shoulders down laboriously to avoid the wooden dish-closets set on the wall some three feet above the tub.
His knees were well out of the water in the little bathtub, practically digging into his chest. Washing himself under these conditions was going to be real cozy!
It was impossible now to recapture the earlier mood of exultation at having an apartment of his own. He felt he’d been taken, as he’d felt all through his life after being persuaded to go into some scheme or other. Like buying a half-interest in a restaurant which the sheriff already regarded with fond proprietary interest.
“I’m not even taken,” he said unhappily. “I give myself away!”
And on top of everything, the plug leaked! The level of water sank rapidly down to his hips. Cursing his parents for being attracted to each other in the first place, Percy reached forward to jab it more securely in place. As he did so, the parchment, floating face up on the water, caught his eye.
Long strands of hair now trailed it wetly, and the words were beginning to dissolve in the water. He wasn’t interested in it; more, he felt very strongly that he shouldn’t be interested in it, that here, in this bit of archaic verse, was more living danger than he had ever known in his screamingest nightmares. He felt that strange tingle begin again in the inner recesses of his body, and he knew that his instincts to toss it away had been right, that the curiosity that impelled him to read it every time he picked it up was utterly, terribly—
“And thence came the son of Danae—”
Almost against his will, his mind wondered. Thence? Where thence? Somehow, he felt he knew. But why should he feel that way? He’d never read a line by Pindar before. And why. should he be wondering about it in the first place? He had other troubles, lots of them.
His hand swept the parchment up like a particularly disgusting insect. Up and over the side of the bathtub. Right into the bluish waves that billowed all around him.
Into the sea.
He hardly had time to let his jaw drop. Because the bathtub began to sink. Percy was bailing before he realized he was doing it.
This time the water was bubbling into the tub. With a convulsive gesture of his entire body that almost threw him over the side, he clamped his left foot down hard upon the defective plug and splashed the tepid mixture out with two threshing, barely-cupped hands.
In spite of his inaccurate roiling and tossing, he had the tub all but emptied in a matter of seconds. A thin trickle of seawater still lounged out from between his toes. He reached over the side, noticing uncomfortably that the rim was a bare two inches above the sea’s restless surface. Yes, the towel was still in place, knotted intricately around the crossbar. It was soaking wet, but it made a magnificent reinforcement for the plug. With fingers that had sharpened into a remarkable deftness under the grinding surprise of the moment, he jabbed corners of the towel all around the edges of the rubber plug.
Not perfect, but it would hold back the waters. Now, where was he?
He was in a bathtub which—temporarily at least—was floating in a warm and only slightly choppy sea, a sea of the deepest, most thrilling azure he had ever seen. Ahead, an island rose in a mass of incredibly stately and delicately colored hills.
Behind him there was another strip of land, but it was lost in a gentle mist and was too far away for him to determine whether it was an island or the outstretched finger of a continent.
To the right, there was more blue sea. To the left—
Again he almost fell out of the tub. Some fifty feet off to the left was quite the largest sea-serpent he had ever seen in or out of the Sunday Supplements.
And it was humping along the waves directly at him!
Percy leaned forward and paddled madly at the water on both sides of his tub. What a world, he thought, what an insane world for a quiet man to find himself in! What had he ever done to deserve—
He heard a peculiar rattle of sound, like a cement-mixer gargling, and looked up to see the monster staring down at him through unwinking eyes. It was, the back of his mind gibbered, all of two feet in diameter: no doubt it could swallow him without even gulping. A row of bright red feathers plumed up from the top of his head as the great mouth opened slowly to reveal countless rows of jagged, fearful teeth.
If only he had a weapon! A knife of any sort, a stone, a club…Percy clambered upright in the tub, his fists clenched desperately. As the mouth opened to its fullest width and the forked tongue that looked as sharp and deadly as a two-headed spear coiled back upon itself, he lashed out with his right arm, putting into the blow all the strength of cornered despair.
His fist caught the beast on its green lower lip.
“Ouch!” it said. “Don’t do that!”
It swirled away from him so vehemently that his little enameled craft was almost swamped. Licking its lip with its flickering tongue, it paused to stare back at him indignantly over a glistening coil.
“That hurt, you know! All I wanted to do was say, ‘Welcome, son of Danae,’ and you have to go and bop me one! You won’t make many friends acting like that, I can tell you!”
The monster swam a bit further away and curved to face the goggling Percy standing limply in his bathtub.
“You didn’t even ask if I was working for the snake-mother or Poseidon or whatever! Maybe for all you know I’m an independent operator. Maybe I have a bit of information that would save your life or the life of someone pretty important to you. No, all you can do is hit me,” the creature sneered. “And on the lip, which as everyone knows is my most sensitive part! All right, son of Danae, if that’s the way you want it, that’s the way it’s going to be. I won’t help you.”
With a kind of rippling shrug that threaded disdainfully from the enormous head down to the thin delicacy of a tail, the sea-serpent dived. And was gone.
Percy sat down carefully, feeling the hard sides of the tub as caressingly as if they were his own sanity.
Where in the world was he? Or, rather, where out of it was he? A man starts to take a bath in his new apartment and winds up in—in—Was that how the others had gone?
He stared over the side through the clear sea. The legs of painted angle-iron which had supported the bathtub were sheared off cleanly about halfway down. Fortunately, the faucets had been shut off; the pipes were also cut. Like something else. He remembered the chair legs back in the apartment.
Four chair legs minus a chair. Somewhere, then, in this world there might be a chair without legs. Containing someone who had purchased an apartment from Mrs. Danner.
Percy realized suddenly that there was a very bad taste in his mouth. An awful taste, in fact.
