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“According to functional analogy I would call it a heavy destroyer,” the woman said decisively. “A good surge is important to igr’ i khom. We shall call down the destroyer to take on this Oliver and the two Stosses. Have it done.”
“Get up,” one of the men said to Oliver.
He got up. Under the impression that he could be punished only in the chair he said: “What?”
“Silence!” the woman snarled, and rapped the button. He was doubled up with the wave of pain. When he recovered, the man took his arm and led him from the laboratory. He did not speak as he was half-dragged through endless corridors and shoved at last through a door into a large, sunlit room. Perhaps a dozen people were sitting about and turned to look.
He cringed as a tall, black-haired man said to him: “Did you just get out of the chair?”
“It’s all right,” somebody else said. “You can talk. We aren’tthem. We’re in the same boat as you. What’s the storyheart disease? Cancer?”
“Cancer,” he said, swallowing. “They promised me”
“They come through on it,” the tall man said. “They do come through on the cures. Me, I have nothing to show for it. I was supposed to survey for minerals heremy name’s Brockhaus. And this is Johnny White from Los Angeles. He was epilepticbad seizures every day. But not any more. And thisbut never mind. You can meet the rest later. You better sit down. How many times did they give it to you?”
“Four times,” Dr. Oliver said. “What’s all this about? Am I going crazy?”
The tall man forced him gently into a chair. “Take it easy,” he said. “We don’t know what it’s all about.”
“Goddamn it,” somebody said, “the hell we don’t. It’s the commies, as plain as the nose on your face. Why else should they kidnap an experienced paper salesman like me?”
Brockhaus drowned him out: “Well, maybe it’s the reds, though I doubt it. All we know is that they get us here, stick us in the chair and thentake us away. And the ones they take away don’t come back.”
“They said something about cruisers and destroyers,” Oliver mumbled. “And surges.”
“You mean,” Brockhaus said, “you stayed conscious all the way through?”
“Yes. Didn’t you?”
“No, my friend. Neither did any of us. What are you, a United States Marine?”
“I’m an English professor. Oliver, of Columbia University.”
Johnny White from Los Angeles threw up his hands. “He’s an English professor!” he yelled to the room. There was a cackle of laughter.
Oliver flushed, and White said hastily: “No offense, prof. But naturally we’ve been trying to figure out whattheyare after. Here we’ve got a poetess, a preacher, two lawyers, a salesman, a pitchman, a mining engineer, a dentistand now an English professor.”
“I don’t know,” Oliver mumbled. “But they did say something about cruisers and destroyers and surges.”
Brockhaus was looking skeptical. “I didn’t imagine it,” Oliver said stubbornly. “And they said something about ‘two Stosses.’ “
“I guess you didn’t imagine it,” the tall man said slowly. “Two Stosses we’ve got.
Ginny! This man heard something about you and your old man.”
A WHITE-HAIRED MAN, stocky in build and with the big, mobile face of an actor, thrust himself past Brockhaus to confront Oliver. “What did they say?” he demanded.
A tired-looking blonde girl said to him: “Take it easy, Mike. The man’s beat.”
“It’s all right,” Oliver said to her. “They talked about an order. One of the men seemed to be reading something in Braillebut he didn’t seem to have anything wrong with his eyes. And the woman said they’d call down the destroyer to take on me and the two Stosses. But don’t ask me what it means.”
“We’ve been here a week,” the girl said. “They tell me that’s as long as anybody stays.”
“Young man,” Stoss said confidentially, “since we’re thrown together in this informal fashion I wonder if I could ask whether you’re a sporting man? The deadly, dullness of this place” He was rattling a pair of dice casually.
“Please, Mike!” the girl said in a voice near hysteria. “Leave the man alone. What god’s money here?”
“I’m a sporting man, Ginny,” he said mildly. “A friendly game of chance to break the monotony”
“You’re a crook on wheels,” the girl said bitterly, “and the lousiest monte operator that ever hit the road.”
“My own daughter,” the man said miserably. “My own daughter that got me into this lousy can”
“How was I supposed to know it was a fake?” she flared. “And if you do die you won’t die a junkie, by God!”
Oliver shook his head dazedly at their bickering.
“What will this young man think?” asked Stoss, with a try at laughing it off. “I can see he’s a person of indomitable will behind his mild exterior, a person who won’t let the chance word of a malicious girl keep him from indulging in a friendly”
“Yeah! I might believe that if I hadn’t been hearing you give that line to farmhands and truck-drivers since I was seven. Now you’re a cold-reader. My aching torso.”
“Well,” Stoss said with dignity, “this time I happened to have meant it.”
Oliver’s head was throbbing. An indomitable will behind a mild exterior. It rang a bell somewhere deep inside hima bell that clanged louder and louder until he felt his very body dissolve under its impact.
He dismissed the bizarre fantasy. He was Dr. Oliver of Columbia. He was Dr. Oliver of Columbia. He had always been.
The Stosses had drifted to a window, still quarreling. Brockhaus said after a pause: “It’s a funny thing. He was on heroin. You should see his arms. When he first got here he went around begging and yelling for a fix of dope because he expected that he’d want it. But after a few hours he realized that he didn’t want it at all. For the first time in twelve years, he says. Maybe it was the shocks in the chair. Maybe they did it intentionally. I don’t know. The girlthere’s nothing wrong with her. She just came along to keep the old man company while he took the marvelous free cure.”
A slight brunette woman with bangs was saying to him shyly: “Professor, I’m Mitty Worth. You may have heard of meor not. I’ve had some pieces in the New New Review.”
“Delighted,” Dr. Oliver said. “How did they get you?”
Her mouth twisted. “I was doing the Michoacan ruins. There was a mana very handsome man—who persuaded me that he had made an archaeological find, that it would take the pen of a poet to do it justice” She shrugged. “What’s your field, professor?”
“Jacobean prose writers.”
Her face lit up. “Thank God for somebody to talk to. I’m specially interested in Tom Fuller myself. I have a theory, you know, about the Worthies of England. Everybody automatically says it’s a grab-bag, you know, of everybody who happened to interest Fuller. But I think I can detect a definite structure in the book”
Dr. Oliver of Columbia groped wildly in his memory. What was the woman running on about?
“I’m afraid I’m not familiar with the work,” he said.
Mitty Worth was stunned. “Or perhaps,” Oliver said hastily, “I’m still groggy from thethe laboratory. Yes, I think that must be it.”
“Oh,” Mitty Worth said, and retreated.
Oliver sat and puzzled. Of course his specialty was the Jacobean prose writers. The foolish woman had made a mistake. Tom Fuller must be in another period. The real writers of Jacobean prose were
Were?
Dr. Oliver of Columbia, whose field was the Jacobean prose writers, didn’t know any of them by name.
I’m going crazy, he decided wildly. I’m Oliver of Columbia. I wrote my thesis on
What?
THE OLD FAKER was quite right. He was an indomitable will behind a mild exterior, and a ringing bell had something to do with it, and so did a flashing light and a wobbling pendulum, and so did Marty Braun who could keep a tin can bouncing ten yards ahead of him as he walked firing from the hip, but Marty had a pair of star-gauge .44’s and he wasn’t a gun nut himself even if he could nip the ten-ring four out of five
The world of Dr. Oliver was dissolving into delirium when his name was sharply called.
Everybody was looking at him as if he were something to be shunned, something with a curse laid on it. One ofthemwas standing in the door. Dr. Oliver remembered what they could do. He got up hastily and hastily went through an aisle that cleared for him to the door as if by magic.
“Stand there,” the man said to him.”
“The two Stoss people,” he called. The old man and his daughter silently joined him.
“You must walk ahead of me,” said the man.
They walked down the corridor and turned left at a command, and went through a handsome oak door into the sunlight. Gleaming in the sunlight was a vast disk-shaped thing.
Dr. Oliver of Columbia smiled suddenly and involuntarily. He knew now who he was and what was his mission.
He was Special Agent Charles Barker of Federal Security and Intelligence. He was in disguisethe most thorough disguise ever effected. His own personality had been obliterated by an unbroken month of narcohypnosis, and for another unbroken month a substitute personality, that of the ineffectual Dr. Oliver, had been shoved into his head by every mechanical and psychological device that the F. S. I. commanded. Twenty-four hours a day, waking and sleeping, records had droned in his ears and films had unreeled before his glazed drugged eyes, all pointing toward this moment of post-hypnotic revelation.
People vanished. People had always vanished. Blind Homer heard vague rumors and incorporated them in his repertory of songs about the recent war against the Trojans: vague rumors about a one-eyed thing that kidnapped mento eat, of course.
People continued to vanish through the Roman Empire, the Middle Ages, the Renaissance, the growth of population and the invention of census machines. When the census machines were perfected everything was known statistically about everybody, though without invasion of privacy, for the machines dealt in percentages and not personalities. Population loss could be accounted for; such and such a percentage died, and this percentage pigged it drunkenly in Riveredge, and that percentage deserted wife and kids for a while before it was inevitably, automatically traced
And there was a percentage left over. People still vanished.
The F. S. I. noted that three cancer patients in Morningside Heights, New York, had vanished last year, so they gave (Temporary) Special Agent Charles Barker a cancer by nagging a harmless throat polyp with dyes and irritants, and installed him in Morningside Heights to vanishand do something about it.
The man marched the two Stosses and Barker-Oliver into the spaceship.
Minutes later a smashing takeoff acceleration dashed them unconscious to the deck.
CHAPTER IV
IN AN EARTHLY NAVY they would have called Gori “Guns” in the wardroom. He didn’t look like an officer and a gentleman, or a human being for that matter, and the batteries of primary and secondary weapons he ruled over did not look like cannon. But Gori had a pride and a class feeling that would have made familiar sense in any navy. He voiced it in his needling of Lakhrut: a brother officer but no fighting man; a sweat-soaked ruler of the Propulsion Division whose station was between decks, screwing the last flicker of drive from the units.
Languidly Gori let his fingertips drift over a page of text; he was taking a familiarization course in propulsion. “I don’t understand,” he said to Lakhrut, “why one shouldn’t treat the units with a little more formality. My gun-pointers, for example”
Lakhrut knew he was being needled, but had to pretend otherwise. Gori was somewhat his senior. “Gun-pointers are one thing,” he said evenly. “Propulsion units are another. I presume you’ve worked the globes.”
Gori raised his fingers from the page in surprise. “Evidently youpeople between decks don’t follow the Games,” he said. “I have a Smooth Award from the last meet but one.”
“What class vessel?”
“Single-seater. And a beauty! Built to my orders, stripped to a bare hull microns in thickness.”
“Then you know working the globes isn’t easy. Butwith all respectI don’t believe you know that working a globe under orders, shift after shift, with no stake in the job and no hope or relief ever is most infernally heartbreaking. You competed for the Smooth Award and won it and slept for a week, I dare say, and are still prouddon’t misunderstand me: rightly proudof the effort.
But the propulsion units aren’t competing for anything. They’ve been snatched away from their familiesI’m not certain; I believe a family system prevailsand they don’t like it. We must break them of that. Come and see the new units.”
Gori reluctantly followed Lakhrut to the inport where unconscious figures were being stacked.
“Pah! They stink!” he said.
“A matter of diet. It goes away after they’ve been on our rations for a while.”
Gori felt one of the figures curiously. “Clothes,” he said in surprise. “I thought”
Lakhrut told him wearily: “They have been wearing clothes for quite a while now. Some five thousand of their years.” That had been a dig too. Gori had been reminding him that he was not greatly concerned with the obscure beasts between decks; that he, Lakhrut, must clutter his mind with such trivial details while Gori was splendidly free to man his guns if there should be need. “I’ll go and see my driver,” he snapped.
When he left, Gori sat down and laughed silently. Lakhrut went between decks to the banks of units and swiftly scanned them. Number Seven was sleeping, with deep lines of fatigue engraved on his mind. He would be the next to go; indeed he should have been shot through the spacelock with Three, Eight-Female and Twelve. At the first opportunity His driver approached.
“Baldwin,” he snapped at the driver, “will you be able to speak with the new units?”
Baldwin, a giant who bad been a mere propulsion unit six months ago and was fiercely determined never to be one again, said in his broken speech: “Believe it. Will make to understand somewise. They may notconversemy language called English. Will make to understand somewise.”
BARKER AWOKE staring into dull-red lights that looked unbelievably like old-fashioned incandescent lamps. Beside him a girl was moaning with shock and fear. In the dull light he could make out her features: Ginny Stoss. Her father was lying unconscious with his head in her lap.
A brutal hand yanked him to his feetthere was gravity! But there was no time to marvel over it. A burly giant in a gray kilt was growling at him: “You speak English?”
“Yes. What’s all this about? Where are we?”
He was ignored. The giant yanked Ginny Stoss to her feet and slapped her father into consciousness as the girl winced and Barker balled his fists helplessly. The giant said to the three of them: “My name’s Baldwin. You call me mister. Come on.”
He led them, the terrified girl, the dazed old man and the rage-choked agent, through spot-polished metal corridors to
A barber shop, Barker thought wildly. Rows and rows of big adjustable chairs gleaming dully under the red lights, people sitting in them, at least a hundred people. And then you saw there was something archaic and ugly about the cup-shaped head rests fitted to the chairs. And then you saw that the people, men and women, were dirty, unkempt and hopeless-eyed, dressed in rags or nothing at all.
Ginny Stoss screamed sharply when she saw Lakhrut. He was not a pretty sight with his single bulging orb above the nose. It pointed at her and Lakhrut spat gutteral syllables at Baldwin. The burly giant replied, cringing and stammering. The monster’s orb aimed at Barker, and he felt a crawling on the surface of his brainas if fingers were trying to grasp it.
Barker knew what to do; more important, he did it. He turned off Barker. He turned on Dr. Oliver, the erudite scared rabbit.
Lakhrut scanned them suspiciously. The female was radiating sheer terror; good. The older male was frightened too, but his sense of a reality was clouded; he detected a faint undertone of humor. That would go. The younger manLakhrut stooped forward in a reflex associated with the sense of smell. The younger man men? no; manthe younger man
Lakhrut stopped trying to scan him. He seemed to be radiating on two bands simultaneously, which was not possible. Lakhrut decided that he wasn’t focusing properly, that somebody else’s radiation was leaking and that the younger man’s radiation was acting as a carrier wave for it. And felt vaguely alarmed and ashamed of himself. He ought to be a better scanner than he was. “Baldwin,” he said, “question that one closely.”
The hulking driver asked: “You want name?”
“Of course not, fool! Question him about anything. I want to scan his responses.” Baldwin spoke to the fellow unintelligibly and the fellow replied unintelligibly. Lakhrut almost smiled with relief as the questioning progressed. The odd double-band effect was vanishing and the young man radiated simple fright.
Baldwin said laboriously: “Says is teacher of language andtales of art. Says where is this and why have”
“That’s enough,” he told the driver. “Install them.” None of this group was dangerous enough to need killing.
“SIT THERE,” Baldwin told Barker, jerking his thumb at an empty chair.
Barker felt the crawling fingers withdraw, and stifled a thought of triumph. They had him, this renegade and his cyclops boss. They had him like a bug underfoot to be squashed at a whim, but there had been some kind of test and he had bluffed them. Wearing the persona of Oliver, he quavered: “What is this terrible place, Mr. Baldwin? Why should I sit there?”
Baldwin moved in with a practiced ring shuffle and swung his open palm against the side of Barker’s head.
The agent cried out and nursed the burning cheek. Baldwin would never know how close he came that moment to a broken back… .
He collapsed limply into the chair and felt it mould to him almost like a living thing. Plates slid under his thighs and behind his shoulder blades, accommodating themselves to his body.
