Hot Damned Series by Robyn Peterman
Hot Damned #1
Hot Damned #1
Fashionably Dead
Robyn Peterman
Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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Hot Damned #2
Fashionably Dead Down Under
Robyn Peterman
Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook…What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to get some alone time with her man? By all that’s unholy, I thought Ethan’s Vampyre family was crazy…Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.
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Hot Damned #3
Hell On Heels
Robyn Peterman
Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?Kentucky. Eden, Kentucky to be more specific—where nothing is exactly as it seems. My
name is Dixie. I’m a Demon—a lousy Demon. I’m a twenty-one year old
virgin and I have a battery operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best
and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is
not high on my list of things to do.Hell was exact. Hell
was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter than
Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will
get off my ass.Instead I end up in Kentucky looking for
the Balance of Chaos, avoiding pole dancing classes with Mother Nature
and finding out my invisible friend is a silver skinned destructive
weather pattern.And if that isn’t craptastic enough, the
damn Sword of Death is missing again and who ever has it wants the King
of the Underworld dead. Seriously.With new powers
emerging daily, keeping my Demon side, horniness and general disgust
under wraps doesn’t make it any easier to fit in with the humans.
Thankfully my priorities are in line: get laid…save world…try not to
blow up kitchen appliances…and get laid again. I was ready to rumble.All
I want to do is go back to Hell, but with the balance of good and evil
in my hands, I’m stuck in the garden of Eden. Oh well, what the Hell.
Someone has to save the world before there’s no world left to save.
Might as well be me.
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Hot Damned #7
Fashionably Dead and Wed Book 7
Robyn Peterman
I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married. What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry? You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me. Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part. All I know is this, I will say "I do" on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it. Keywords: vampires, demons, devils, superheroes, paranormal romance, fantasy romance
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