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THE MERMAID'S BUBBLE LOUNGE
Sam Quinn
Book 8
SEANA KELLY
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the writer’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
The Mermaid's Bubble Lounge
Copyright © 2025 by Seana Kelly
Ebook ISBN: 9781641973113
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Contents
1. New Book, Who Dis?
2. We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
3. Too Many Creeps
4. The Fear of Sam
5. Vlad Really Knows How to Clear a Room
6. Let the Investigation Begin
7. Whispers in the Dark
8. Geez, You Again
9. Not Again
10. Scars for the Win
11. Have You Met Me?
12. Back Away from the Bars and No One Gets Hurt
13. Not Feeling Too Welcome Right Now
14. The Face in the Mirror
15. And to Think, I Used to Love Churros
16. Don’t Mess with My Dog
17. Eww
18. An Unpleasant Walk Through the Folly
19. I’m Not Feeling Hopeful
20. Scuttlebutt
21. Everyone Has Their Suspicious Squinty Eyes on Us
22. It Would Be So Much Easier If We All Just Spoke the Same Language
23. Emerging Patterns
24. Could This Have Been an Email?
25. If at First You Don’t Succeed…
26. I Can Never Unsee It
27. At Least There Are Cookies
28. Revelations Right, Left, and Center
29. Closing It Down
30. Passing Notes
31. My Clothing Doesn’t Require Ventilation, Thank You Very Much
32. Dancing (Almost) in Faerie
33. In Which Mustaches Are Discussed
34. Bracken Tries To Interview Everyone
35. Everyone Is Dealing with Something
36. Bloody Hell
37. Well, Shit
Acknowledgments
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ONE
New Book, Who Dis?
A cat slinks by the empty nightclub. It’s past closing and the employees have all gone home. Which is for the best as, he loathes the smell of mermaids. There’s nothing to be done about it. He doesn’t control where the doorways are.
A cat rubs against his leg. He’s in the deepest shadows, under the eaves of the nightclub, away from streetlights. He bends to scratch the cat, hearing the faint thump of feet and paws on the sidewalk.
Lifting his head to the wind, be breathes in the scents: a human woman and a dog. Perfect. He picks up the cat. It stiffens but doesn’t try to shred him. Perhaps, he thinks, the cat understands he’s a fellow hunter, silent and lethal.
When the jogging steps approach, he puts the cat back down on the pavement. It runs forward a few feet, hisses at the panting dog, and then moves back beside the hunter. That couldn’t have gone better if the hunter had planned it himself.
The dog pulls at the leash, half dragging his petite female owner across the empty parking lot. He’s a strong, muscular breed. The hunter can see her straining. He enjoys her predicament.
The dog is stronger, though she is the one in charge. Moments like this call that power dynamic into question. In the dog’s mind, he may have been allowing her to give him commands because she scratches and feeds him. When it comes down to it, though, he knows which of them is the stronger and fiercer.
The woman yanks him back. “Heel.”
Even from here, the hunter can see her embarrassment. She’s lost control. She’ll have to get used to that feeling.
The dog growls, dragging her closer to the building. The cat steps forward again, hissing. The woman’s shoulders droop. Nothing to fear here. Just a cat getting her dog worked up.
Suppressing a grin, the hunter waits until she’s just a bit closer. She doesn’t have his—nor the cat nor dog’s—night vision, so she’s missing some very important context clues.
The hunter waits, like a spider on a web. Just a little closer.
“Buttercup, come on. It’s just a cat. We need to finish our run.” She tries to pull him back, but it’s no use. He has the hunter’s scent and is far too intrigued.
The cat runs around the empty nightclub, but still the dog pulls the woman toward her death.
Brow furrowed, she stares blindly into the dark at the hunter’s shins, trying to make out what her little Buttercup is growling at. The hunter will show her soon, but not yet. He’s a predator, much like the cat, who enjoys playing with his food.
“What is it?” she asks, exasperated. “Is it food?”
She steps closer, and the hunter lets his eyes glow red in the dark. “It’s most definitely food,” he says. “Mine.”
The poor woman is paralyzed with fright when his fangs sink into her neck.
TWO
We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
It was disconcerting, waking to a big, furry head in my face. “I’m not awake yet. Go lie down.”
Fergus wasn’t one to be put off once he’d heard the change in my breathing and knew breakfast and a run were in the offing. I was about to give in when Clive’s arm tightened around me, pulling me flush against him, his mouth on the back of my neck.
Tipping my head forward to give him better access, I said, “You’re supposed to be sleeping now.” My voice was breathier than usual. He had that effect on me.
His hand on my waist slid lower. “I’m not sleepy yet.”
While his fingers explored, I reached behind me, took a hold of him, and squeezed. Clive groaned. My laugh was cut off by my own gasp. Lifting my leg over his, he opened me up, his clever fingers making me mindless.
Fergus blew out a breath, went back to his bed, and flopped down, recognizing he wasn’t going anywhere any time soon.
“I thought you’d be…tired.” I’d lost my train of thought for a moment.
He flipped us over, holding my hips up while pushing my shoulders down. “Not in the least.”
Face in the mattress, I came apart almost at once, but he was just getting started. He worked my body like the Master vampire he was, and it wasn’t long before my whole body felt like a million sensitive nerve endings readying for impact. He sped up, his hands on me, knowing the secrets to my body. Teeth gritted, I rode out the short-circuiting explosions happening everywhere, all at once.
When I was finally able to move, I slid bonelessly back to the bed and tried to catch my breath. Clive pulled me in close, so my head was on his chest.
“Stay a little longer, love,” he mumbled. The sun had fully risen, and he was finally being pulled under.
Blowing out a breath, I gave myself a moment for my heart to slow down and then kissed his cheek. “Sleep well.”
I got cleaned up, put on my running leggings and a tight tee, strapped on my axe and sheath for those nasty fae assassin encounters that occasionally popped up, and zipped on a thin hoodie. The dwarf’s axe had been spelled to disappear when it was on me, only becoming visible when I pulled it out of its sheath. I scared fewer joggers that way.
Once my running shoes were on, I slapped my thigh and Fergus jumped up, ready to begin today’s adventure. He ran down the stairs in front of me, no doubt heading toward his water bowl before something distracted him.
I rounded the bottom of the stairs and saw him staring into the den, his tail wagging. “What is it, buddy?”
And then I saw it too. Two black eyes shining in the darkest corner of the room. My hand went to my axe handle and then I heard his voice.
“So jumpy. If he’s wagging his tail, why are you ready to chop off my head?” Vlad rolled his eyes. “You really need to pay closer attention to his body language.” He put aside the book he was reading and tapped his knee.
Fergus galloped across the room, trying his best to fit his huge body on Vlad’s lap.
“We’ve discussed this,” Vlad murmured, pushing my eight-month-old Irish Wolfhound, who was already tipping the scales at one hundred and ten pounds, back down. A lap dog Fergus was not, to his everlasting disappointment. “You may sit at my feet, like a dignified and loyal hound. You may not sprawl on my lap.”
Snickering, I filled up Fergus’ water bowl. “Good morning, Vlad. I have to ask. What are you doing here? I believe we gave you my old apartment to stay in.”
Looking every inch the lord of the manor, he sat back in the leather chair, his legs crossed and a hand resting on the top of Fergus’ head. “You did. I’ve run out of my own books and have come to read yours.”
“Run out? There are hundreds of books in that apartment.” I grabbed Fergus’ leash and he leapt to me, his body wiggling in anticipation.
Vlad smirked, using his knee as a bookmark. “I should clarify. I’ve read the few worth reading. I was looking for a good book.”
Irritated, I headed to the front door with Fergus dancing around me. “Those are fighting words, vampire. You’re lucky I have more important things to do right now.” I snapped on my pup’s leash. “Come on, little man. We don’t have to put up with this disrespect.”
I closed the front door on Vlad’s chuckle, slid my phone into the hip pocket on my leggings, and began an easy jog. I needed to let Fergus warm up. Wolfhounds weren’t long-distance runners, but he’d been my running buddy since we’d adopted him, so he was building up the endurance.
Turning right, we jogged, nice and easy, up the road, past ocean, bay, and Golden Gate Bridge lookouts. We bypassed a short gate, barring vehicles, and then sped along the Lands End trail.
This was basically our backyard, and he had favorite routes. I usually let him decide where we’d run. I just needed the exercise, being a werewolf and all. I didn’t care where we went.
When we came out in Sea Cliff, I thought he was heading to Owen and George’s, hoping for treats, but he just kept going, plunging us into the Presidio. I thought maybe he wanted to visit the stables and see the horses, but he kept going. When I saw the Palace of Fine Arts ahead, I made him veer off for a visit. Clive and I had been married here six months ago.
Not one to be dissuaded, he continued his run as the city began to wake. The bell of a cable car rang in the distance while we ran through the Marina District. For a minute, I wondered if he was headed to see the dragons, but he went right past Drake’s Treasures, the jewelry store owned by George’s family. George’s sister Coco lived above the shop. Fyr and his wolfhound Alice lived in the second apartment.
Fergus had stayed with them while Clive and I were in Budapest. Fyr had mentioned that the owner of a coffee shop around here liked to give the dogs treats when they visited, so I thought that was where we were headed, but no.
We went through Marina Green and then Fort Mason. Fergus was a dog on a mission. He kept us on the roads next to the water, but he wasn’t getting distracted by seagulls or the feral cats that liked to hang out down here.
When I heard the barking of the sea lions at Fisherman’s Wharf, I figured that was what had piqued his interest. He enjoyed watching them sunning themselves on the wide raft the city had provided. Occasionally Fergus would bark back at our huge local colony of mostly male sea lions. They were a fat and sassy bunch, enjoying the fish the tourists tossed at them.
He wasn’t headed to Pier 39, though. Instead, he brought us to the back of The Mermaid’s Bubble Lounge, a fae-run nightclub. Something felt wrong. While Fergus pulled me toward the front of the building, I heard voices crackling over radios and saw lights flashing on cars.
“Excuse me, miss. You can’t be here.” A young cop waved his arm, directing us to go around the cars. “That way, please. This is a crime scene. We can’t have you here.”
“Jimmy,” an older cop grumbled. “You don’t have to give them your life story. Just move them along.”
The young cop swallowed and nodded, waving me away again.
Fergus and I went around the patrol car. The smell of death, though, slowed my steps. I looked back and saw a woman on the ground, her head at an unnatural angle. She was dressed like me in running gear. Unlike me, she had two bloody bite marks on her neck, like a vampire had drained her dry without closing the wounds. Shit.
Fergus whined, not wanting to leave the woman behind. I was right there with him.
The older cop set up a screen, blocking the public from seeing the victim. Scents were hard to untangle at the wharf. There was just too much with the fish mongers setting up for the day, the coffee kiosks, the popcorn and churros carts, cars, people—washed and unwashed—beginning their day of sightseeing, restaurants cooking breakfast, other dogs and their people walking by. Through it all, though, the odor of death was strong, too strong for her murder to have been recent. My guess was she’d been dead for hours, probably killed late last night.
I wanted to talk with Clive, but he’d be dead to the world for hours yet.
Wait. I knew who was up. I pulled out my phone and dialed Vlad.
“Missed me already?” he answered.
“No. I’m at Fisherman’s Wharf. There’s a dead woman on the ground with two bloody holes in her neck.”
I heard him move. “Get close. Do you scent a vampire? Anyone we know?”
“I can’t. The cops have her blocked off. We’ve already been told to move on. If the cop didn’t look so queasy, he’d probably be yelling at me for being this close.”
“Check her color,” he said. “Exsanguination will leave skin unnaturally pale, like a maggot’s, and she won’t have dark bluish or purple spots on the bottom of her body from normal blood settling.”
I grimaced. “As lovely as all that sounds, they’ve put a screen up around her.”
He cursed. “Just describe what you saw.”
I closed my eyes and brought it back. “She’s lying on the ground beside the Bubble Lounge’s outside wall. She’s wearing running gear like what you just saw me in. Her head’s at a weird angle. The bite mark’s obvious and prominent, on the side of her neck facing the street, not the building.”
He made an irritated sound. “Eyes open or closed?”
My focus had been on that bloody bite mark and what it meant. “Let me think.” I tried to see her in my mind’s eye. “Open, but not wide open, if that makes sense.”
“Yes.”
“From the scent, I’d say she was killed last night,” I told him. “And her clothes, they’re the kind that have a reflective stripe down the sides for people jogging at night.” I thought about that a moment. “Weird, though.”
“What is?” he asked.
“It’s just odd.” More emergency vehicles arrived, so I walked Fergus to the side, near the fresh fish stand. The workers there were watching the cops too. “Most women don’t go jogging late at night on their own.”
“Perhaps her running companion is the one who attacked her,” Vlad suggested.
I shrugged, not that he could see me. “I mean, anything’s possible since we have no idea what happened.”
“Or,” he continued, “she felt secure because, like you, she was jogging with a dog, one who ran off during the attack. Regardless, you should leave. They’ll start taking pictures of the crowd and it would be best if you weren’t in those pictures. I’d venture to guess that Russell, as Master of the City, has connections in the police department and the morgue. We’ll see what information he can get.”
“And in the meantime,” I said, “we’ll hope like hell that this doesn’t have anything to do with what it looks like.”
“The Guild is in shambles,” Vlad said. “We’re not prepared to deal with my kind trying to come out to the world, so, yes, let’s hope very hard that there is a mundane explanation for this woman’s death.”
THREE
Too Many Creeps
By the time we arrived home, Fergus was dragging and Vlad was gone. I ran upstairs to shower before I went to work. I flicked on the lights in the bedroom. Clive wouldn’t care. Seeing him, though, made me wish he was a day-walking vamp, like Vlad. I wanted to talk with him.
I leaned over the bed and gave him a kiss. “I need to talk with you when you wake up.”
