The Copper Valley Bro Code Series: Volume 1, page 50
My dad gapes.
My mom leans back in her lounge chair and gapes.
And Beck thrusts his fingers into his hair and attempts to pull it out. “Okay, look, I know I can’t forbid you to do anything, because I’m not a total moron, and I just fired an asshole for that tweet, which was a total lie, and also for being a dick to my assistant and so many other things I should’ve fired him for years ago, but damn it, Sarah, you don’t need that shit, and I’m going to hunt down every last fucking troll on Twitter and dunk their heads in dirty toilet water until they cry uncle and realize that there’s no fucking thing as one definition of beauty and that their souls make them the ugliest assholes in the history of assholes. I. Love. You. Just. The. Way. You. Are. Not with all that goop all over your face and in shoes that hurt you and wrapped in Lycra torture devices. And I’m not letting you go without a fight if you really did try to dump me this morning, even though I know that was my asshole manager being a dick, and I can’t think of more creative things to call him because I’m that pissed. But the point is, fuck anyone else who tries to make your self-worth tie to how you look.”
I wait while he paces over my short patio, because odds are good he’s not done.
But he doesn’t say anything else.
Nope.
He stops suddenly, and he looks at me.
Just looks at me.
At first with his nostrils flaring and the blue flame in his eyes threatening to singe his eyelashes off, but the tight lines around his mouth loosen, and his brows untangle, and he drops into the seat I just vacated and wraps his arms around my waist. “Please tell me they didn’t hurt your feelings, and please tell me you didn’t see that tweet, or if you did, that you didn’t believe it, because I swear, I will never forgive myself if they hurt you, and I’d really rather just be here with you than out avenging your honor all over the world for the next six years.”
“I know a good asylum for the insane,” my dad growls.
“Judson, hush, and come give poor Beckett a hug. He’s had a rough four minutes.”
“Can I talk?” I whisper to Beck.
“I love when you talk,” he says against my belly.
“Have you eaten today?”
“Four times.”
I stifle a smile and stroke his hair. “I think I’ve been around celebrities enough to know not to listen to anything I don’t hear out of the horse’s mouth,” I whisper to him.
His arms tighten around me. “I’m a very good horse,” he says into my stomach.
“A very good stallion,” I correct.
He huffs a laugh, and I keep stroking his hair, because it’s so thick and perfect and so easy to touch, and I missed him.
I might also be a little wobbly in the knees with relief, because while I did know that tweet was all PR baloney, I needed to hear it from him.
And I might’ve been hiding from the fear that he wouldn’t want me anymore when pulling me into his circle will always mean that we both have to deal with me being such an easy target on social media.
Except I don’t feel nearly as worthless and small right now as I did in high school when I’d make the tabloids. Because in the midst of the storm, there are still people talking about Persephone and her new baby. And about going to watch a meteor shower for the first time.
And about an old, old news article I shared about sand.
Yes, sand.
Because when sand is magnified, it’s not just little grains of nothing. It’s an entire universe of miniature shells that we all walk all over to get to the beach without realizing the beauty right under our feet.
Maybe we’re all tiny universes of miniature shells. And maybe I should be more like the sand and be fabulous just as I am, even if very few people will ever stop to look closely enough.
Like Beck has.
“I’m quitting, Sarah,” he says hoarsely. “I swear, I’ll sell it all. I’ll retire and come home and talk you into taking vacation every other week to go see the world and I’ll stay home and cook you dinner and second dinner and dessert and breakfast and show up at your office with second breakfast and morning snack and lunch and second lunch.”
My heart is so full, it’s warming my entire body and making words hard. “Beck. You don’t have to do that for me.”
“I don’t want those shitheads saying nasty things about you. I don’t want anyone saying nasty things about you.”
“It doesn’t matter.”
“It does. You’re sitting here looking at makeup and you’re not wearing a geeky T-shirt.”
“Are you sure you’ve eaten?” I ask lightly.
“I’m getting hungry again, but that’s not the point. I can push through it.”
“Beck. Compromising isn’t always a bad thing.”
“I should’ve eaten three or five times?”
“No, I’m saying if I’m going to do more video blogs, I can wear very light makeup to make up for the fact that I’ll be under harsh lights.”
His neck goes tense under my fingers. “You’re making more videos?”
“I can concentrate on how many people are saying ugly things, or I can realize that I have a unique opportunity to share some of my passions with the people who want to listen despite the circus. If I quit, if I disappear again, then it doesn’t matter who wins. It matters that I lose. I don’t want to lose. Especially when I’m basically losing to myself.”
He looks up at me finally, studying me with eyes so serious, they almost don’t look like his.
But they are.
And they’re full of worry and concern and—
My breath catches, because that’s utter adoration.
For me.
Still.
“You are such a fucking badass,” he says reverently.
I laugh and bend down to kiss him. “Not always.”
“I’m still going to hunt them down and hook their nipples up to a car battery while I give them flushies.”
“Serendipity, it’s time,” my dad growls with a thicker growl than normal. “He’s proven himself. He can join the fight against the Euranians.”
I laugh again and stroke Beck’s tense shoulders. “Thanks, Dad. But I don’t know if I want to lose him to the war.”
“Sacrifices have to be made in the name of justice.”
“Judson, dear, at least let them get married and have babies first. It makes for such a better gut-wrenching story when he dies as she’s giving birth.”
“Mom.”
“What? It does. In fiction, naturally. Not in your life, dear.”
A yowl erupts from inside the house, and I jerk my head to the back door. “Oh, no. Cupcake’s alone with Meda.”
Beck releases me and follows me as I dart into the house, where I find Cupcake sprawled on her back in the middle of the kitchen floor, with Meda grooming her little pig snout.
“What—” I start.
“I told you they loved each other,” Mom says.
Beck slips his arms around my waist and rests his head on mine. “Huh.”
While we watch, Cupcake starts to get up, but Meda yowls again and bops the pig on the ear, and Cupcake meekly goes back to lounging so Meda can knead her pork shoulders and clean her face.
I just gape at both of them.
“Love always wins,” Dad growls.
Beck’s arms tighten around me, and I lean back into him. “Can we still go check out this Shipwreck place you love so much?” I ask.
He grips me tighter and nods into my hair. “Yep. Leave your clothes here. You won’t need them. Ow! Dammit. Sorry, sir. Forgot you were standing there. Meant I had some that’ll fit her. Promise.”
“Shipwreck?” Mom asks. “What’s Shipwreck?”
“Dirty little town. Terrible. No vegan food. They all swill ale out of community pots. Ow! Hey, I needed that rib.”
“You’re lying to my mother. Very badly,” I whisper.
“I know, but it’s the easiest way to get you all to myself without having to share.”
“You’ll always have to share,” Dad growls.
“Can it wait a week?”
“Wait, back up.” Mom frowns at him. “Are you serious about retiring from fashion?”
“Yes. No. I don’t know.” He sighs into my hair. “And I have to be back to announce my new foundation on Wednesday. But I want to be home more. Here. And I don’t want Sarah to deal with all the shit that comes with public life.”
“Beck—”
“I know. I know. You’re strong. You can handle it. But you shouldn’t have to.”
My mom smiles brightly. “Excellent.”
Dad and I both eyeball her, because we both know that look. “What?” I ask her.
“I need a new job. Train me to run your fashion empire, and I won’t have Judson gut you for touching our daughter.”
“Mom.”
“I love clothes. And these underwear are ridiculously comfortable. I’ve been meaning to retire, but I don’t do boredom well. I might as well help run an empire. Plus, that way we can really stick it to him if he’s ever stupid enough to leave you.”
My jaw is totally unhinged.
And my mother’s smile is growing. Growing, and taking on an evil, evil glow. “Plus, it will be so refreshing to be the one telling men that they’re too old or not pretty enough for a job. The best revenge is to succeed when everyone around you is trying to keep you down.”
“That’s my girl,” Dad growls.
Beck’s speechless.
No, seriously. He looks like Mackenzie when faced with Cooper Rock the other day. I tap his cheek. “Hey. You okay? You don’t have to hire my mother to get me. You know that, right?”
He looks down at me. Then back at my mom.
He shakes his head, tosses his phone into the sink, and then sweeps me up into his arms and marches through the house.
“Beck?”
“I’m completely useless,” he declares.
I grip him tighter. “You are not.”
“Completely, totally useless. I can’t even solve my own calendar and life to be with the woman I love. The only thing I’m good for is kidnapping you and taking you to Shipwreck and trying for a fiver.”
And there go my panties.
Again.
“Beck.”
“And I don’t even know why I deserve you, when you’re clearly smart enough to know what you’re getting into with me, so I am. I’m kidnapping you. Don’t try to stop me.”
“Mackenzie went through my email and found an invitation from the zoo for us to stop by and see Persephone and her baby girl.”
He stops in the front doorway and looks at me. “So I can’t even kidnap you properly.”
“We could stop and grab burgers before we go to the zoo.”
“I love you.”
I didn’t know it was possible to smile this big. “Are you sure that’s not just your stomach talking?”
“We both love you. Sunny, Charlie will call you to talk details in five minutes because she’s psychic, and I’m promoting her to being my new chief of operations, which she also probably knows since she’s psychic.” He backs out of my front door and doesn’t hesitate as he carries me to his car. There are two beaters parked along the street, and I don’t care.
Let them take all the pictures they want.
I can’t stop running my fingers through Beck’s hair, and I add a kiss to his cheek before he sets me back on my feet so I can climb into his car. “Have I told you yet that it was really sexy when you yelled at my mom over makeup?”
His bright blue eyes connect with mine, and a slow grin follows. “Yeah?”
“Very. Because I think my dad really could kick your ass, and he’s excellent with surprise attacks, so you were literally taking your life into your own hands to defend my honor.”
“Is that a warning?”
“Let’s just say I suspect life for both of us is about to be far more entertaining than I ever thought I’d enjoy.”
He seems to realize we’re once again the subject of camera lenses, and instead of helping me into the car, he pins me against the side of it. “Want to start it with a bang?”
I loop my arms over his shoulders. “You want me to taser you again?”
He’s laughing as he lowers his mouth to mine. “No. I want you to love me.”
“Done.”
And I pull him tighter as our lips touch, and I don’t care who’s watching.
Because this man?
He’s worth it.
EPILOGUE
Beck
A month after Sarah tasered me, I finally get to take her to one of my favorite spots in the entire world.
Shipwreck, Virginia.
The quirky little pirate town nestled in the mountains outside Copper Valley always makes me happy. Probably because they have amazing banana pudding, and friendly people who treat me like one of their own and tons of hiking trails through the mountains, and also, my house out here is where I keep my Frogger arcade game.
The one that Ellie and Wyatt beat my high score on a year ago.
I’m still pissed, but I’m dealing. And plotting to get it back, because Sarah’s kick-ass at video games and between the two of us, I know we can do it. Eventually. When we get tired of kissing. And touching. And making love.
Huh.
Maybe we won’t ever get my high score back, and I think I’m okay with that.
I slide a glance at her in the darkness, watch her features in the dancing firelight, and wonder how much it would take to talk her into handing off the sleeping baby. She’s so natural with Emma cuddled up to her, and it’s making me want everything.
“You making that one for me, Ryder?” Cash calls, and I jerk my attention back to the second most important thing in my life. Okay, third.
The marshmallow I’m roasting comes after the people who come after Sarah, who are all out here with us this weekend.
My parents, Ellie and Wyatt and Tucker, the guys from the neighborhood, Charlie—yeah, she’s family.
Sarah brought Mackenzie, who’s adjusting pretty well to the level of celebrity surrounding her. It helps that Tripp’s feeling her out on her baseball opinions, because she can talk baseball for hours.
So long as she doesn’t realize Cooper showed up a few minutes ago and brought Darren Greene and Jose Ramirez with him, since they’re on their All-Star break. Though she’s flipping out a little at Vaughn Crawford also sitting across the fire, shooting the shit with Levi and Davis and my mom about something.
It’s late, and we’re all gathered around the firepit in my backyard, celebrating everything.
Ellie and Wyatt being happy. Sarah and I burning that contract we signed. The foundation launching solidly.
Sarah being Emma’s favorite human being in the entire world right now, since apparently baby poop bonds people.
Levi’s latest album going double platinum.
Cash’s latest movie topping the box office.
Charlie’s promotion to Chief Operations Officer for all of RYDE and my subsidiary lines.
Sunny—who’s not here, though Sarah video called her earlier—taking like a duck to water at RYDE and running like mad with new ideas, new models, and new opportunities.
Like going into cougar fashion.
She calls it mature fashion, but those marketing ideas she’s blowing Vicki and Hestia away with are way more cougar than mature.
Sarah’s mortified, of course, but I’ve assured her I’ll only let the most respectful younger men be in commercials with her mom. Charlie’s encouraging it all. Judson, naturally, wants to slice my balls off, but he’s wrapping his apocalyptic cowboy baseball player movie, and apparently he’s lined up for a romantic comedy role next, so my manhood might be in less danger soon.
“S’more?” I ask Sarah, pulling a perfectly toasted marshmallow off the fire and sliding it onto a waiting graham cracker before it falls off the stick.
“You should—” she starts, but before she can finish, Cash dives across her and Emma and snatches it from me.
“Aaaah, yeah. Dude. I haven’t had a Beck Ryder s’more in years.”
“That’s for my girlfriend, asshole. Give it back.”
He shoves the whole thing in his mouth and moans. “Ee oos ee oos,” he says, which I easily translate to she snoozes, she loses.
“She’s holding a baby.”
“That’s not right, man,” Cooper says.
“We need to take care of him for you, Miss Sarah?” Darren asks.
“Beck can make another s’more,” she replies with that amused smile that I love so much. “The first three would’ve been for him anyway.”
“The first one is always for you.”
She leans over and kisses me on the cheek, and I get a whiff of sleepy baby, and yeah.
We’re totally doing that.
We’re gonna make babies someday. And I’ll quit everything to stay home and rock the fuck out of being a dad while Sarah saves the world. Whenever she’s ready.
“I love you,” I whisper.
She smiles again, this time like she knows what I’m thinking, and I get another kiss that’s interrupted by a squeal of terror. “Oh my god, it’s…it’s…AAAAAHHHH!”
“You should’ve warned her,” Sarah whispers against my lips.
“You don’t taste like s’mores yet. I need to fix this,” I reply.
“Is that the catatonic one?” Darren mutters to Cooper behind us.
“Yep. And this dude still needs to be taken care of for stealing Sarah’s s’more.”
Cash leaps up and races around behind everyone sitting at the fire, crashing between Charlie and Hank, who are giving each other the silent treatment, which is pretty hilarious if you ask me.
“Y’all are the best kind of nuts,” Vaughn tells us all.
And somewhere off in the distance behind the house, someone sneezes a very loud, very feminine sneeze.
“Motherfucker,” I mutter while most everyone around us groans.
“Get a room,” Davis yells.
“We didn’t need to hear that,” Tripp agrees.
“Bless you,” my mom calls. Awkwardly. While sharing a look with my dad.
Oh, fuck.
I gape at them. “Seriously?”
