Berlin Noir, page 30
‘The people of this town will take cream with just about anything, including beer, and beer is something they take very seriously indeed. The women prefer a ten-minute head on it, just like the men, and they don’t mind paying for it themselves. Nearly everyone who drives a car drives much too fast, but nobody would ever dream of running a red light. They’ve got rotten lungs because the air is bad, and because they smoke too much, and a sense of humour that sounds cruel if you don’t understand it, and even crueller if you do. They buy expensive Biedermeier cabinets as solid as blockhouses, and then hang little curtains on the insides of the glass doors to hide what they’ve got in there. It’s a typically idiosyncratic mixture of the ostentatious and the private. How am I doing?’
Frau Lange nodded. ‘Apart from the comment about Berlin’s ugly women, you’ll do just fine.’
‘It wasn’t pertinent.’
‘Now there you’re wrong. Don’t back down or I shall stop liking you. It was pertinent. You’ll see why in a moment. What are your fees?’
‘Seventy marks a day, plus expenses.’
‘And what expenses might there be?’
‘Hard to say. Travel. Bribes. Anything that results in information. You get receipts for everything except the bribes. I’m afraid you have to take my word for those.’
‘Well, let’s hope that you’re a good judge of what is worth paying for.’
‘I’ve had no complaints.’
‘And I assume you’ll want something in advance.’ She handed me an envelope. ‘You’ll find a thousand marks in cash in there. Is that satisfactory to you?’ I nodded. ‘Naturally I shall want a receipt.’
‘Naturally,’ I said, and signed the piece of paper she had prepared. Very businesslike, I thought. Yes, she was certainly quite a lady. ‘Incidentally, how did you come to choose me? You didn’t ask your lawyer, and,’ I added thoughtfully, ‘I don’t advertise, of course.’
She stood up and, still holding her dog, went over to the desk.
‘I had one of your business cards,’ she said, handing it to me. ‘Or at least my son did. I acquired it at least a year ago from the pocket of one of his old suits I was sending to the Winter Relief.’ She referred to the welfare programme that was run by the Labour Front, the DAF. ‘I kept it, meaning to return it to him. But when I mentioned it to him I’m afraid he told me to throw it away. Only I didn’t. I suppose I thought it might come in useful at some stage. Well, I wasn’t wrong, was I?’
It was one of my old business cards, dating from the time before my partnership with Bruno Stahlecker. It even had my previous home telephone number written on the back.
‘I wonder where he got it,’ I said.
‘I believe he said that it was Dr Kindermann’s.’
‘Kindermann?’
‘I’ll come to him in a moment, if you don’t mind.’ I thumbed a new card from my wallet.
‘It’s not important. But I’ve got a partner now, so you’d better have one of my new ones.’ I handed her the card, and she placed it on the desk next to the telephone. While she was sitting down her face adopted a serious expression, as if she had switched off something inside her head.
‘And now I’d better tell you why I asked you here,’ she said grimly. ‘I want you to find out who’s blackmailing me.’ She paused, shifting awkwardly on the chaise longue. ‘I’m sorry, this isn’t very easy for me.’
‘Take your time. Blackmail makes anyone feel nervous.’ She nodded and gulped some of her gin.
‘Well, about two months ago, perhaps a little more, I received an envelope containing two letters that had been written by my son to another man. To Dr Kindermann. Of course I recognized my son’s handwriting, and although I didn’t read them, I knew that they were of an intimate nature. My son is a homosexual, Herr Gunther. I’ve known about it for some time, so this was not the terrible revelation to me that this evil person had intended. He made that much clear in his note. Also that there were several more letters like the ones I had received in his possession, and that he would send them to me if I paid him the sum of 1,000 marks. Were I to refuse he would have no alternative but to send them to the Gestapo. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you, Herr Gunther, that this government takes a less enlightened attitude towards these unfortunate young men than did the Republic. Any contact between men, no matter how tenuous, is these days regarded as punishable. For Reinhard to be exposed as a homosexual would undoubtedly result in his being sent to a concentration camp for up to ten years.
‘So I paid, Herr Gunther. My chauffeur left the money in the place I was told, and a week or so later I received not a packet of letters as I had expected, but only one letter. It was accompanied by another anonymous note which informed me that the author had changed his mind, that he was poor, that I should have to buy the letters back one at a time, and that there were still ten of them in his possession. Since then I have received four back, at a cost of almost 5,000 marks. Each time he asks for more than the last.’
‘Does your son know about this?’
‘No. And for the moment at least I can see no reason why we should both suffer.’ I sighed, and was about to voice my disagreement when she stopped me.
‘Yes, you’re going to say that it makes catching this criminal more difficult, and that Reinhard may have information which might help you. You’re absolutely right, of course. But listen to my reasons, Herr Gunther.
‘First of all, my son is an impulsive boy. Most likely his reaction would be to tell this blackmailer to go to the devil, and not pay. This would almost certainly result in his arrest. Reinhard is my son, and as his mother I love him very dearly, but he is a fool, with no understanding of pragmatism. I suspect that whoever is blackmailing me has a shrewd appreciation of human psychology. He understands how a mother, a widow, feels for her only son – especially a rich and rather lonely one like myself.
‘Second, I myself have some appreciation of the world of the homosexual. The late Dr Magnus Hirschfeld wrote several books on the subject, one of which I’m proud to say I published myself. It’s a secret and rather treacherous world, Herr Gunther. A blackmailer’s charter. So it may be that this evil person is actually acquainted with my son. Even between men and women, love can make a good reason for blackmail – more so when there is adultery involved, or race defilement, which seems to be more a cause for concern to these Nazis.
‘Because of this, when you have discovered the blackmailer’s identity, I will tell Reinhard, and then it will be up to him what is to be done. But until then he will know nothing of this.’ She looked at me questioningly. ‘Do you agree?’
‘I can’t fault your reasoning, Frau Lange. You seem to have thought this thing through very clearly. May I see the letters from your son?’ Reaching for a folder by the chaise she nodded, and then hesitated.
‘Is that necessary? Reading his letters, I mean.’
‘Yes it is,’ I said firmly. ‘And do you still have the notes from the blackmailer?’ She handed me the folder.
‘Everything is in there,’ she said. ‘The letters and the anonymous notes.’
‘He didn’t ask for any of them back?’
‘No.’
‘That’s good. It means we’re dealing with an amateur. Someone who had done this sort of thing before would have told you to return his notes with each payment. To stop you accumulating any evidence against him.’
‘Yes, I see.’
I glanced at what I was optimistically calling evidence. The notes and envelopes were all typewritten on good quality stationery without any distinctive features, and posted at various districts throughout west Berlin – W.35, W.40, W.50 – the stamps all commemorating the fifth anniversary of the Nazis coming to power. That told me something. This anniversary had taken place on 30 January, so it didn’t look like Frau Lange’s blackmailer bought stamps very often.
Reinhard Lange’s letters were written on the heavier weight of paper that only people in love bother to buy – the kind that costs so much it just has to be taken seriously. The hand was neat and fastidious, even careful, which was more than could be said of the contents. An Ottoman bath-house attendant might not have found anything particularly objectionable about them, but in Nazi Germany, Reinhard Lange’s love-letters were certainly sufficient to earn their cheeky author a trip to a KZ wearing a whole chestful of pink triangles.
‘This Dr Lanz Kindermann,’ I said, reading the name on the lime-scented envelope. ‘What exactly do you know about him?’
‘There was a stage when Reinhard was persuaded to be treated for his homosexuality. At first he tried various endocrine preparations, but these proved ineffective. Psychotherapy seemed to offer a better chance of success. I believe several high-ranking Party members, and boys from the Hitler Youth, have undergone the same treatment. Kindermann is a psychotherapist, and Reinhard first became acquainted with him when he entered Kindermann’s clinic in Wannsee seeking a cure. Instead he became intimately involved with Kindermann, who is himself homosexual.’
‘Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is psychotherapy? I thought that sort of thing was no longer permitted.’
Frau Lange shook her head. ‘I’m not exactly sure. But I think that the emphasis is on treating mental disorders as part of one’s overall physical health. Don’t ask me how that differs from that fellow Freud, except that he’s Jewish, and Kindermann is German. Kindermann’s clinic is strictly Germans only. Wealthy Germans, with drink and drug problems, those for whom the more eccentric end of medicine has some appeal — chiropracty and that sort of thing. Or those just seeking an expensive rest. Kindermann’s patients include the Deputy Führer, Rudolf Hess.’
‘Have you ever met Dr Kindermann?’
‘Once. I didn’t like him. He’s a rather arrogant Austrian.’
‘Aren’t they all?’ I murmured. ‘Think he’d be the type to try a little blackmail? After all, the letters were addressed to him. If it isn’t Kindermann, then it has to be somebody who knows him. Or at least somebody who had the opportunity to steal the letters from him.’
‘I confess that I hadn’t suspected Kindermann for the simple reason that the letters implicate both of them.’ She thought for a moment. ‘I know it sounds silly, but I never gave any thought as to how the letters came to be in somebody else’s possession. But now you come to mention it, I suppose that they must have been stolen. From Kindermann I would think.’
I nodded. ‘All right,’ I said. ‘Now let me ask you a rather more difficult question.’
‘I think I know what you’re going to say, Herr Gunther,’ she said, heaving a great sigh. ‘Have I considered the possibility that my own son might be the culprit?’ She looked at me critically, and added: ‘I wasn’t wrong about you, was I? It’s just the sort of cynical question that I hoped you would ask. Now I know I can trust you.’
‘For a detective being a cynic is like green fingers in a gardener, Frau Lange. Sometimes it gets me into trouble, but mostly it stops me from underestimating people. So you’ll forgive me I hope if I suggest that this could be the best reason of all for not involving him in this investigation, and that you’ve already thought of it.’ I saw her smile a little, and added: ‘You see how I don’t underestimate you, Frau Lange.’ She nodded. ‘Could he be short of money, do you think?’
‘No. As a board director of the Lange Publishing Company he draws a substantial salary. He also has income from a large trust that was set up for him by his father. It’s true, he likes to gamble. But worse than that, for me, is that he is the owner of a perfectly useless title called Urania.’
‘Title?’
‘A magazine. About astrology, or some such rubbish. It’s done nothing but lose money since the day he bought it.’ She lit another cigarette and sucked at it with lips puckered like she was going to whistle a tune. ‘And he knows that if he were ever really short of money, then he would only have to come and ask me.’
I smiled ruefully. ‘I know I’m not what you might call cute, but have you ever thought of adopting someone like me?’ She laughed at that, and I added: ‘He sounds like a very fortunate young man.’
‘He’s very spoiled, that’s what he is. And he’s not so young any more.’ She stared into space, her eyes apparently following her cigarette smoke. ‘For a rich widow like myself, Reinhard is what people in business call “a loss leader”. There is no disappointment in life that begins to compare with one’s disappointment in one’s only son.’
‘Really? I’ve heard it said that children are a blessing as one gets older.’
‘You know, for a cynic you’re beginning to sound quite sentimental. I can tell you’ve no children of your own. So let me put you right about one thing, Herr Gunther. Children are the reflection of one’s old age. They’re the quickest way of growing old I know. The mirror of one’s decline. Mine most of all.’
The dog yawned and jumped off her lap as if having heard it many times before. On the floor it stretched and ran towards the door where it turned and looked back expectantly at its mistress. Unperturbed at this display of canine hubris, she got up to let the brute out of the room.
‘So what happens now?’ she said, coming back to her chaise longue.
‘We wait for another note. I’ll handle the next cash delivery. But until then I think it might be a good idea if I were to check into Kindermann’s clinic for a few days. I’d like to know a little more about your son’s friend.’
‘I suppose that’s what you mean by expenses, is it?’
‘I’ll try to make it a short stay.’
‘See that you do,’ she said, affecting a schoolmistressy sort of tone. ‘The Kindermann Clinic is a hundred marks a day.’
I whistled. ‘Very respectable.’
‘And now I must excuse myself, Herr Gunther,’ she said. ‘I have a meeting to prepare for.’ I pocketed my cash and then we shook hands, after which I picked up the folder she had given me and pointed my suit at the door.
I walked back along the dusty corridor and through the hall. A voice barked: ‘You just hang on there. I got to let you out. Frau Lange don’t like it if I don’t see her guests out myself.’
I put my hand on the doorknob and found something sticky there. ‘Your warm personality, no doubt.’ I jerked the door open irritatedly as the black cauldron waddled across the hall. ‘Don’t trouble,’ I said inspecting my hand. ‘You just get on back to whatever it is that you do around this dustbowl.’
‘Been a long time with Frau Lange,’ she growled. ‘She never had no complaints.’
I wondered if blackmail came into it at all. After all, you have to have a good reason to keep a guard-dog that doesn’t bark. I couldn’t see where affection might possibly fit into it either – not with this woman. It was more probable that you could grow attached to a river crocodile. We stared at each other for a moment, after which I said, ‘Does the lady always smoke that much?’
The black thought for a moment, wondering whether or not it was a trick question. Eventually she decided that it wasn’t. ‘She always has a nail in her mouth, and that’s a fact.’
‘Well, that must be the explanation,’ I said. ‘With all that cigarette smoke around her, I bet she doesn’t even know you’re there.’ She swore under her searing breath and slammed the door in my face.
I had lots to think about as I drove back along Kurfürsten-damm towards the city centre. I thought about Frau Lange’s case and then her thousand marks in my pocket. I thought about a short break in a nice comfortable sanitarium at her expense, and the opportunity it offered me, temporarily at least, to escape Bruno and his pipe; not to mention Arthur Nebe and Heydrich. Maybe I’d even sort out my insomnia and my depression.
But most of all I thought of how I could ever have given my business card and home telephone number to some Austrian flower I’d never even heard of.
Wednesday, 31 August
The area south of Königstrasse, in Wannsee, is home to all sorts of private clinics and hospitals – the smart shiny kind, where they use as much ether on the floors and windows as they do on the patients themselves. As far as treatment is concerned they are inclined to be egalitarian. A man could be possessed of the constitution of an African bull elephant and still they would be happy to treat him like he was shell-shocked, with a couple of lipsticked nurses to help him with the heavier brands of toothbrush and lavatory paper, always provided he could pay for it. In Wannsee, your bank balance matters more than your blood pressure.
Kindermann’s clinic stood off a quiet road in a large but well-behaved sort of garden that sloped down to a small backwater off the main lake and included, among the many elm and chestnut trees, a colonnaded pier, a boathouse and a Gothic folly that was so neatly built as to take on a rather more sensible air. It looked like a medieval telephone kiosk.
The clinic itself was such a mixture of gable, half-timber, mullion, crenellated tower and turret as to be more Rhine castle than sanitarium. Looking at it I half expected to see a couple of gibbets on the rooftop, or hear a scream from a distant cellar. But things were quiet, with no sign of anyone about. There was only the distant sound of a four-man crew on the lake beyond the trees to provoke the rooks to raucous comment.
