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COVERT IN CAIRO
A FIONA FIGG & KITTY LANE MYSTERY: BOOK #2
KELLY OLIVER
For Mischief, Mayhem, and Mr. Flan, my furry muses and writing companions. What they lack in editorial advice, they make up for in snuggles.
CONTENTS
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Acknowledgments
A Note From The Author
Now turn the page for a sneak peek at…
Mayhem in the Mountains
More from Kelly Oliver
About the Author
About Boldwood Books
1
THE STRANGER
This bloody war had taught me nothing was black and white… except perhaps a strong cup of tea with milk, when you could get it.
My mouth was parched, and my bottom bounced on the hard wooden bench I shared with Captain Clifford Douglas, my glorified chaperone. I glanced over at our carriage companions, Miss Kitty Lane—whom I’d known until a week ago as Eliza Baker—and a stranger who leaned against the wooden armrest, reading.
If only they served tea on this railway. I could use a nice cuppa.
The Egyptian railway carriages were white wooden trollies. Nothing like the black iron horses back home. Deuced hot, too. The soot flooding in through the window was the same, though. British or Egyptian. It didn’t matter. We all choked on the same smoke.
As the carriage clacked along the tracks through the desert from Alexandria to Cairo, I distracted myself with Annie Pirie’s The Pyramids of Giza. Book in one hand, I held a lavender-scented handkerchief to my nose with the other. If only I’d worn my goggles. I squinted at the pictures, concentrating on keeping my breakfast down.
More astounding than photographs of massive stone monuments jutting up out of the sand were pictures of a diminutive woman in a plaid shirt and flowery straw bonnet working in the dirt alongside male archeologists. Not because a woman couldn’t do anything a man could do—at least anything important—but rather because, out of jealousy, men usually didn’t allow it.
Annie Pirie claimed it was under one of these grand pyramids that she’d met her future husband while they were both laid up with food poisoning. Having nursed soldiers suffering from that very same affliction back at Charing Cross Hospital, I didn’t find anything romantic about the squalls of salmonella.
Still, there was nothing like the vulnerability of the body to move the soul.
Why not fall in love over a bedpan?
After all, I’d met Archie Somersby when he was convalescing with a shot-up arm. He’d asked me to help him write a letter to his mother. So sweet. Writing to his mum.
My cheeks burned. Oh, Archie. Would I ever see him again? Did I want to see him again, now that I knew he was a government-sponsored assassin? When I closed my eyes, I could still smell his citrus cologne mixed with the lingering scent of Kenilworth cigarettes.
I dropped The Pyramids of Giza on the seat next to me and withdrew a fan from my purse. As I did, my fingers grazed Archie’s gold pocket watch. On my last assignment, Fredrick Fredricks, renowned German spy and all-round rotter, had left it for me at my hotel back in New York, along with a cryptic note about the Suez Canal and some rot about us working together to stop the war.
How Fredricks had come by the watch, I didn’t know. Had he kidnapped Archie? Or worse? I squeezed my eyes shut and snapped my fan open. Waving it vigorously in front of my face, I pushed the terrible thoughts from my mind.
Even with the windows open, it was beastly hot, and the desert seemed to go on forever. Winter in Egypt was a far cry from the chilly dampness of London or the snow in New York.
No. I couldn’t allow myself to think of Archie. Dead or alive.
Instead, I looked out of the window. Once we’d left Alexandria, with its oasis of palm trees, there was nothing but sand and more sand. Only the sky changed from brilliant blue to hazy brown, and along with it the thickness of the air. Heavy with humidity, now it was also laden with fine particles. I wiped my eyes with my handkerchief.
My head bobbed along with the rhythm of the carriage, nearly lulling me to sleep. A bump in the tracks jolted me awake. I fluttered my fan in front of my face, staring over at my pretty traveling companions.
Just days ago, I’d learned the young woman sitting across from me, whom I knew from my last mission as Captain Hall’s niece, Eliza, was really Kitty Lane, petty criminal and reform-school girl who’d studied criminology in France. Or, at least, that was her story.
On our last mission, I’d thought I was babysitting her, but as it turned out, she was babysitting me—on Captain Hall’s orders, no less. Truth be told, I couldn’t be sure of her role in our current mission to protect the Suez Canal from whatever fiendish plot Fredrick Fredricks might be planning.
I wasn’t keen on teaming up with a young lady who’d recently tied me to a toilet, but orders were orders.
Oblivious to the carriage’s shaking and clattering, with her legs stretched across the bench seat, Kitty had her nose buried in the latest issue of Vogue fashion magazine. Wearing dark glasses, a flowing pink chiffon skirt dotted with tiny roses, a white blouse with pearl buttons, and an adorable sailor hat, she looked the part of a fashion model herself.
I, on the other hand, was wearing a plain cotton blouse and a bespoke linen skirt with multiple buttoned pockets for carrying items essential to espionage: miniature magnifying glass, spy lipstick, lockpick set, tracing paper, charcoal pencil—in its own leather carrying case, of course, to prevent it from soiling my clothes. I had the skirt specially made on Regent Street. I’d even purchased a Beacon Army Light on my last mission in New York. Shaped like a cigarette case, the palm-sized metal box was really a torch, a jolly good one too, and a lot smaller than its British counterpart.
And, in a shop in a dark alley in an unsavory part of London, I’d purchased a very official-looking embossed card with my credentials. I couldn’t wait to try it out.
A good spy could never be too prepared.
As usual, I wore my practical Oxfords in case I needed to make a quick getaway. My only concession to vanity was deep purple flowers on my straw hat. The bonnet was anchored with pins to what was left of my auburn locks. Sadly, for my first mission at Ravenswick Abbey, I’d shorn my beautiful long hair, which had been my most attractive feature. I pressed the hat to my head. I prayed it didn’t blow off, for fear of frightening my companions. Without a wig or a hat, I looked like a ginger porcupine.
Even Kitty’s Pekingese pup, Poppy, hadn’t recognized me when my quills were exposed. She’d barked like she’d never seen me before. I gazed down at the little creature, and she smiled up at me. Yes. The dog smiled. Her tiny black lips turned upward, and her big round eyes gleamed with delight.
Poppy had a pink ribbon in her topknot that matched her owner’s outfit perfectly. The furry nuisance sprawled across Clifford’s lap, her outstretched paw touching my knee. Only because the animal had rescued me from imprisonment in a loo on my last mission did I indulge her encroachment on my person.
Clifford was another matter. Indulging him often tried my patience. Captain Clifford Douglas had been sent along by the War Office to chaperone us, despite the fact I’d already completed four missions. And Kitty, well, for all I knew, she was an assassin in petticoats.
While engrossed in his hunting magazine and fantasies of killing, at least Clifford was quiet for a change.
“I say!” Clifford looked up from his magazine.
Blast. I knew it was too good to be true.
“Gezira Sporting Club has fox hunts with English hounds.” Clifford beamed. “Do you ladies fancy a hunt?”
My eyes met Kitty’s and we both laughed.
“Don’t laugh, old girls, Cairo has jolly fine sporting clubs.” Clifford’s blue eyes flashed with indignation. “The Jockey Club is famous for its world-class horse races. How about lawn tennis at—”
“We’re not in Arabia for sports,” I interrupted him before he listed every sporting club on the African continent.
Clifford grumbled into his magazine. “You know, I once met the Egyptologist Lord Carnarvon at the horse races. He was the nicest chap—”
I stopped him before he could launch into one of his endless stories. “Hunting.” I gestured from Clifford to Kitty. “Fashion.” Sigh. “You’d think we were on holiday instead of…” I glanced over at the stranger in our compartment. “Instead of on business.”
“You’re a fine one to talk, Aunt Fiona.” Kitty smirked at me. “You and your Baedeker’s Guide to Cairo.”
Although I’d only known her for a few weeks, on our last mission, the girl had taken to calling me “Aunt,” and she couldn’t seem to shake the habit. At twenty-five, I was only seven years her senior and hardly an old maid or spinster aunt.
“Given your pile of guidebooks…” Kitty pointed at my one slim volume.
Actually, my Baedeker’s and Murray’s guidebooks were packed away
“You’re preparing to play tourist.” She pursed her rosebud lips.
“I’m learning my way around, not ogling the newest fashions,” I said—perhaps a bit too defensively, judging by the stormy change in Kitty’s countenance.
I wasn’t just learning about Cairo and its environs, but also committing to memory every page of every guidebook. I never knew when my photographic memory might come in handy to recall a city map and find my way back from recon in some dark alley or abandoned building. Still, I wished the War Office would issue me one of those clever disk cameras to wear under my shirt, the lens peeking out from a buttonhole. Then I would have graduated from file clerk to real spy.
“Poppy, old thing.” Clifford gazed down at the dog in his lap. “We’re going to have such a grand time. I’ll show you all my favorite haunts in Cairo.”
If only Poppy knew Clifford was reading a special issue of The Field devoted to fox hunting in Egypt. Like me, I was sure she would not approve of blood sports, especially those in which her distant cousins served as prey. As if reading my mind, her tongue lolling, Poppy looked up at me with those big dark irresistible orbs. I patted the little beastie’s topknot, and she licked my hand.
“No!” Kitty slapped her magazine shut. “They might eat her.”
“Good grief,” I scoffed. “Who would want to eat Poppy?” She was all fur, for heaven’s sake.
“Everyone.” Kitty slid off her seat onto her knees and scooped up the pup. “She’s delicious.” The girl buried her face in Poppy’s fur.
“I’m sure Egyptians don’t eat dogs.” Truth be told, I wasn’t sure. I turned to Clifford. “Do they?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Clifford withdrew his pipe from his breast pocket. “Orthodox Muslims consider dogs impure and unclean.”
I scowled at him. I considered his pipe impure and unclean.
He ignored me and lit the foul thing.
“Poppy isn’t impure.” The girl cuddled the squirming ball of fur. “Even if she isn’t always clean.”
“Kitty.” I gestured toward the seat. “Speaking of unclean, please get up off the floor, dear.”
“You’re sweet as Christmas pudding,” Kitty said to Poppy as she pulled the pup onto her lap and then took her seat. “But don’t worry, Pops, no one is going to eat you.” She nuzzled her face into the dog’s muzzle. Speaking of unhygienic.
“But the Christians or Coptics might.” Grinning, Clifford jerked away from an imaginary smack on the shoulder.
“That’s not funny!” Kitty held the dog in a tight embrace.
“Don’t worry, old dear.” Clifford patted an imaginary weapon concealed under his jacket. “I’ll protect her… and you, too.”
As if Kitty Lane needed anyone’s protection. I’d learned my lesson on the last mission and vowed not to let the girlish giggles and frilly frocks fool me again.
“What do you think of this ensemble for Lady Enid’s fancy-dress ball?” Kitty displayed the Vogue cover with an illustration of a woman wearing a gaudy orange hoop skirt and tricornered hat that made her look like an oversized pumpkin.
“Lady who?” I gaped at the girl. “What fancy-dress ball?” This was the first I’d heard of a ball. We’d only just disembarked from the ship from England. We hadn’t even arrived in Cairo. How in heaven’s name did the girl already have an invitation to a ball?
“Lady Enid Clayton, the wife of Sir Gilbert Clayton.” Clifford puffed his pipe and then let out a great cloud of foul smoke. “Director of Military Intelligence in the Arab Bureau.”
“Friend of Gertrude the Great.” Kitty placed Poppy on the seat, in between herself and the stranger.
“Who?”
“Aunt Fiona, you really must keep up,” Kitty teased. “You should trade those musty old books for the society pages.”
“Petrie, the Hogarths, Gertrude Bell, T. E. Lawrence, and that lot.” Clifford held his pipe in front of his mouth. “Archeologists excavating the ancient tombs, don’t you know.”
“More importantly, they have exquisite balls beneath the southern stars.” Kitty clapped her hands together. “Doesn’t it sound dreamy?” When she cooed at Poppy, the creature grinned.
I bared my teeth at the little beastie.
“I can’t wait for the Christmas pageant.” Kitty squirmed with delight.
If it hadn’t been for the stranger sharing our compartment, I would have chastised my companions. While I was busy preparing for our mission by studying guidebooks, they were faffing about with pretty dresses, gruesome blood sports, and fussing over a spoiled little dog.
“I guess you can tell our priorities by our reading material.” I held up my book. “Mine is written by a scholar and a lady explorer.” I nodded for emphasis. “She—”
“If you want to get to know a people,” the stranger interrupted, “study their poetry.”
I sat blinking at him. His English was heavily accented, but I didn’t recognize the accent. And yet there was something familiar about his voice.
Who was this striking man? He wore a red fez hat, white trousers and jacket, and a wide black belt and tall black boots. Not to be outdone by his bushy eyebrows and full beard, his grand mustache curled up on the ends a good two inches on either side of his upper lip. In fact, his facial hair was so impressive, I wondered if it might be fake.
“You must read Hafez Ibrahim, poet of the Nile.” The stranger opened both his hands in offering. “Or the Prince of Poetry, Ahmed Shawqi.” He clasped his hands together in prayer. “Nations are but ethics. If their morals are gone, thus are they.”
Was he quoting the poet? Nations are but ethics. What in blazes did that mean?
He pounded his fist into his palm. “Gone, I tell you, gone.”
“Do I know you, sir?” Clifford dislodged the pipe from his mouth.
There was something uncanny about the man. I too had the uneasy sense of déjà vu.
“You don’t even know yourself,” the stranger scoffed. “If you English can’t make yourselves welcome with arrogant promises of freedom, you resort to armored tanks and Vickers machine guns.” His mustaches quivered.
I had a good many fine mustaches in my collection, but none quite as impressive as his. I touched the edge of my seat. Just thinking about my assortment of crumb catchers in the little case below made me as giddy as if I were sniffing spirit gum. I swore, even now, I could smell its intoxicating pungent odor.
“Well, I say,” Clifford huffed. “No need to be rude.” He tugged on the bottom of his jacket. Good old reliable Clifford. Quick to defend king and country… and any women within a twenty-mile radius.
“Those hunting hounds were brought here to fulfill your countrymen’s desire to turn every place into their homeland.” When the stranger waved his arms, the loose sleeve of his jacket danced a frenetic jig. “They died from the heat.” His dark eyes flashed. “Let that be a lesson to you.”
“You know, it’s rude to eavesdrop.” I tilted my head and appraised this mysterious fellow with his obvious dislike for me and my countrymen.
“We’re in a rattling coffin.” The stranger winked at me. “Impossible not to.”
Cheeky devil. My fan fluttered so fast in front of my face, my wrist could barely keep up.
“Rather hard not to overhear your conversation.” He lowered his voice. “Especially since you English love the sound of your own voices so much you project them at high volume—”
“Look here, whoever you are.” Clifford stood up. “This is no way to talk in front of the ladies.”
Good heavens. I hoped Clifford didn’t do something stupid like challenge this fellow to a duel or punch him in the nose.
The carriage swayed and Clifford fell back onto the seat, nearly landing in my lap.
The stranger was right about one thing. With just two bench seats facing each other, and one small window, the compartment was downright claustrophobic.
