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curves and cowboys
Kat Baxter
Curves and Cowboys
Kat Baxter
Copyright 2021 by Kat Baxter
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contents
Curves and Cowboys
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Epilogue
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About the author
curves and cowboys
From the author of Real Men Love Curves comes your next sweet and steamy read with a voluptuous British heiress and the hot—and younger—cowboy who wants to ride off into the sunset.
I come from nothing. A forgotten foster kid who finally landed at a ranch in south Texas where I learned how to work the land and control myself.
The minute I meet Poppy Thorndike I want her. She’s proper and saucy and has curves for days. I don’t care that she’s older than me.
What I do care about is the fact that she stands to inherit an amount of money containing more zeros than I thought possible. What the hell would she want with a simple cowboy like me?
Curves and Cowboys is the third book in the new Windsor Securities series. If you love smooth talking cowboys and curvy, adorkable heroines, then you’ll LOVE Kat Baxter’s newest release.
chapter one
Poppy
I lead a double life. I have a secret identity and everything.
Actually, I have a pen name, which is almost the same thing.
By day, I am Ingrid Chase, author of erotically charged science-fiction romance novels. By night, I am Poppy Thorndyke, British socialite and heiress to the entertainment and transportation empire of Richard Thorndyke.
Wait … that’s not right.
I do most of my writing at night. Which means by day I’m an heiress and by night I’m a writer.
Either way, the point is, it’s exhausting being two people.
Especially since I fail so miserably at being Poppy Thorndyke. I am not thin enough or glamorous enough to suit my father. I’m not socially ambitious enough for my mother—who once told me that if she’d had to fuck my father for four years and put up with his philandering, the least she should get out of it is a royal son-in-law. Since I have yet procured a title for her future grandchildren, alas I am a huge disappointment to both my parents.
In fact, I am arguably a huge disappointment to everyone (at least everyone I know) with one exception. My best friend, Samantha.
Is it a wee bit humiliating that she is my best friend and I had never met her in person until today?
Why, yes it is.
But we’re writers. By nature, we’re both solitary and until now, our weekly zoom calls to critique each other’s work were enough to sustain us.
“I can’t believe you’re really here.” My American friend smiles at me from across the sticky pub table.
She grabs my hands and together we squeeze.
“It was past time for a visit.” I feel a lump of unseemly emotion rising up to clog my throat, but I shove it down. I flew half way around the world for this trip because my friend needed me. She is balanced on the edge of heartbreak and she doesn’t need me to get all maudlin about my own loneliness.
If she had wanted to spend the evening at my hotel watching period dramas and drowning her grief in ice cream, we would have done that. But instead she wanted to show off her little slice of Texas, so that’s what we’ve been doing. “I can’t believe how close you are to the ocean.”
“Yeah. Texas isn’t really known for our pretty beaches, but I still love it. It’s definitely home.”
“I’ve only been here for part of a day and I’ve had so much sun exposure I feel like a new woman.”
This is the first time I’ve ever been to America. I’ve traveled all over Europe, but my father never wanted me to come over here. He’d always wrinkle his nose and tell me I wouldn’t like it. That it was too loud and dirty and that American’s didn’t appreciate history or heritage. Which is absolutely ridiculous considering my father owns the largest tech company in England and has a forty-thousand square foot state-of-the-art building where he runs his kingdom. Nothing historic about that.
I’ve always wondered if what he actually meant was that my mother hadn’t liked it. Both of my parents have trouble seeing me as my own person and not just an extension of their former spouse, not just as another asset to fight over.
I’m distracted by a group of men coming in the front door. One after another they come in, laughing and cutting up. And each one is hotter than the last. It’s ridiculous. I’ve never seen so many attractive men in one spot.
“Oh my,” I say. “It’s like a fireman’s calendar on parade.”
Several of the male models wave at my friend. She chuckles. “Those are my co-workers.”
“Bugger me. How do you work with that much hotness on a regular basis.” I lean closer and whisper. “Do you keep a vibrator in your desk?”
She laughs heartily, but shakes her head. “I know they’re all stupid hot. I recognize that. Several of them are married or have girlfriends.”
I scan the group of men who are now sitting at a huge round booth. While they’re all handsome, my eyes keep going to the one in the back, cowboy hat riding low on his forehead. Just looking at him gives me the shivers. “Which one is Jason?” I ask her.
She’s half in love with one of her co-workers, and I want to make sure the man I’m eyeing isn’t her guy.
Not that I’m planning on doing more than admiring from afar, but even that would be like a betrayal if the sexy cowboy is hers.
She holds her drink in front of her and rattles off the details. “Tall, unassuming boring clothes, black-rimmed glasses, perfect ass and the most attractive dick I’ve ever seen.”
Whew. Not the cowboy.
Again, I would never expect any of those men to even look at someone like me, not unless they knew my net worth.
But there are advantages to being a slightly dumpy, borderline plain woman. One of them is that most people don’t even notice me. Which means I get to do all the people watching I want without worrying about the awkwardness of having a man look back.
So that is exactly what I do while Sam gives me the highlight reel of her budding relationship with Jason. I flipflop between envy and despair as she describes her past several days, all the while I enjoy the scenery of her beautiful coworkers.
We talk about book covers, deadlines, and plot holes—all the stuff we normally talk about on our weekly zoom meetings, but I know her focus is rooted firmly on the man she’s half in love with on the other side of the bar.
The emotional gambit she’s been through is almost enough to make me thankful I’m not the kind of woman men even notice. At least, that's what I tell myself. Right up until the minute the sexy cowboy saunters up to our table and introduces himself.
Because the moment he winks at me and flashes that slow southern smile, all bets are off.
Sam jumps up to hug him.
“Hey Noah.”
“I came to meet your pretty friend.” He looks over at me with a wink and I’m pretty sure I just had an orgasm. A tiny one, but still. He scoots onto the bench next to me, his long jean-clad leg brushing against my own.
“And to make Jason a little jealous,” he admits to Sam. Then he turns to me. “I’m Noah.”
“I write hot alien sex,” I blurt. OHMYGOD! Did I just say that out loud? I wince and sneak a glance at Sam and she laughs and nods as if to confirm that I did, in fact, say that.
“Well, darlin’, that sounds pretty amazing. I’d love to know more.”
Is he flirting with me? No, he can’t be. He admitted that he came over here to make Jason jealous.
“I’m Poppy.”
“Poppy,” he repeats, but with his accent it comes out more like Pawpy.
He is easily the most attractive man I’ve ever seen. His dark hair—nearly black—is obviously wavy or curly because it looks perfectly sexy beneath his cowboy hat. He’s got tightly trimmed scruff on his jaw and above his full lips. Straight aristocratic nose with just the slightest bump in it indicating a break from another time. But it’s his eyes that keep drawing me in. If you’ve ever wondered what bedroom eyes look like, he’s got them. They’re a mesmerizing blue that are a startling color against his tan complexion and dark hair. He’s got thick brows and lashes both effectively drawing more attention to those fuck-me eyes.
It’s a heady feeling being on the receiving end of his attention. This is what I want my heroines to feel or at least what I want to convey they’re feeling. My skin feels alive in a way I’ve never noticed before. As if every molecule in my body is attuned to him and that watchful, heated gaze.
Then Jason’s standing at our booth. He shoots a glare at Noah, then looks back to Sam. “We need to talk.”
“Well, hello Jason,” Sam says, the irritation thick in her voice. “This is my friend, Poppy. In case it has escaped your attention that I’m not alone.”
He again glares at Noah, then nods at me. “Nice to meet you.” He sits down on the bench next to Sam. “We need to talk,” he repeats.
“I can’t tonight.” She casually takes a sip of her drink. She’s good. I’ll give her that. But I can definitely see the appeal of Jason’s intensity. It’s certainly not what I would want, but he’s a very handsome man and he’s obviously mad about my sweet friend. “You’ll have to wait. I’m having a girl’s night out.”
“With Noah?” he barks. “I don’t fucking think so.”
I smile broadly at Sam. It won’t take Jason too much longer for him to get his head out of his arse and tell her how he feels. And that won’t happen tonight if she feels obligated to babysit me. I’m the one that bombarded her life by just showing up. She needs to resolve this issue with her guy because I know it’s been eating at her.
Thankfully I’m given just the opportunity when Sam takes a call from her sister. I’m left alone with Jason for several minutes in which I boldly hand him his ass and make sure he understands what he needs to do. When Sam comes back to the table, I shoot her a wink, then stretch my arms above my head and yawn.
“I’m actually quite tired, love. The jet lag you know. I think I’ll just pop on back to the hotel and get a good night’s sleep.”
Sam glares at Jason, then gives me a frown. “Are you sure? Because there’s no reason to let this asshole scare you off.”
I laugh, then glance at my seat mate. “Do you think you could give me a ride to The Montgomery?”
“Sure darlin’, I’d love to,” he says. He stands and holds his arm out to me.
Sam points a finger at Noah. “Make sure she’s safe. Poppy, please text me when you get to your room.”
“Of course I will. Jason, it was nice to finally meet you. I’ve heard a lot about you.”
chapter two
NOAH
Every word this woman says is like a sultry caress. She’s so polished and proper sounding and I know she must think I’m a dumb hick with my thick Texas twang. But right now I’d take her anywhere she wants to go just to be near her and hear that sweet, sweet voice.
Not to mention inhale that delicious scent she’s wearing. I don’t know if it’s her perfume or shampoo, maybe lotion, I’m not sure and I don’t want to creep her out by leaning close and running my nose up her throat which is what I desperately want to do. It’s like that first hit of honeysuckle you get when it starts blooming. Sweet and a little tangy.
Me and the rest of the boys on the ranch used to pluck off those tiny flowers, bite off the tip, then suck on that sweet drop of nectar. It’s a scent that instantly reminds me of the only home I’ve ever known and this little slip of a woman holding onto my arm is making me want things I have no business wanting.
“So tell me more about these sexy aliens of yours,” I say as we get to my pick-up in the parking lot. She’s a short little thing, but with rounded hips and an ass that won’t quit. I’m dying to check out her tits, but I didn’t want to be too obvious at the table with Sam.
I open the door, but it’s obvious she’s gonna have a difficult time climbing up, so I grip her by the hips and lift her into the cab. “Here you go, darlin’.” I should really get some running boards to make it easier for people to climb in. I close the door and jog around to the front.
“Do you really want to know about my aliens?”
I glance at her and nod. “Wouldn’t ask if I didn’t.” I take a quick peek at her chest before I back us out of the parking lot. They’re fucking perfect. Big and round and begging for my hands.
“I have a series that takes place on a planet populated by big blue warriors. They have horns and tails, but they respect women and take care of them. Not in a misogynistic way implying that women can’t take care of themselves. But there’s a whole theme of sexual slavery and the guys are on a mission to save the human girls who’ve been stolen for this purpose.”
I blow out a whistle. “That’s a pretty sexy and creative way to write a treatise on the sex trade industry.”
She gapes at me, then whispers, “Yes.”
“Well, I might like to read them. Do you write under your name, Poppy?”
She chuckles and the throaty sound goes straight to my dick. What is it about this woman? She’s not my usual type. She’s way too smart, too classy. I normally go for the ones who are sweet, but not the brightest crayon in the box. They tend to not get clingy. And since I’m not a guy that knows how to do relationships, it’s worked out.
But this woman is throwing me for a loop.
“No, I use a pen name. My father wouldn’t approve of the level of sexual content in my books.”
“He’s a bit of prude, huh?”
She gives a snort of surprised laughter.
When she sees me frowning—because, come on, it wasn’t that funny—she stops laughing and presses her fingers to her lips.
“Sorry, it’s just no one has ever called my father that.” Then her frown deepens. “Wait. Do you not know who my father is?”
I feel my own frown deepen. “Should I?”
Eyes wide she shakes her head. “Nope. Not at all.”
But her voice is unnaturally high pitched.
I roll her name over in my mind Poppy … Poppy … Poppy…
I know Sam must have mentioned her full name at some point. So what was it?
Poppy … Poppy … Poppy Thorn, maybe? No. Thorndyke.
Thank God we’re approaching a streetlight, because I turn and stare at her. “Poppy Thorndyke?”
She groans and drops her head in her hands.
“Your dad is Richard Thorndyke?” She gives a muffled groan through her fingers. “The brit with all the planes and private island? The guy who partied with the Rolling Stones? And who dates all those models?”
She peeks over her fingers, giving me a wide-eyed nod.
“And he doesn’t approve of the sexual content in your books?” If the media was to be believed, her father was two parts brilliant inventor, one part sleazy fuckwit.
“I know, right?” She giggled. “I’ve never figured out if it’s my career my father doesn’t approve of or me in general. Or maybe he’s just never understood me. If I’d been a model or social media influencer or hand bag designer, he could have gotten behind me. Alas, I was destined to be a studious homebody and thus a crushing disappointment to both my parents.”
Her tone is light and airy, but I hear the pain hidden in the words. I know a thing or two about burying the stuff you don’t want anyone to see. I’m not known as the happy-go-lucky guy in the office for nothing.
I find myself slowing down the car, drawing out the drive to the Montgomery, because I want more time with this woman.
“Since you don’t write under Poppy Thorndyke, I’m gonna need the name you do write under.”
“Are you serious?”
“Darlin’, what did I tell you about how I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t want it?”
“Very well. I write under Ingrid Chase.”
“Perfect. I’ll load some on my kindle tonight.”
“You have a kindle?”
“Definitely. Easiest way to travel with a chunk of books. Much lighter than the real things.”
“What do you typically read?”
“I read all kinds of books. Science fiction, horror, fantasy, biographies if I find the person interesting enough.”
