All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire

All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire

Kerrelyn Sparks

Romance / Humor / Science Fiction & Fantasy

Toni Davis's Christmas wish list Springing my best friend from the psych ward. Living somewhere that doesn't have coffins in the basement. Occupied coffins. Finding Mr. Right. Please make him tall, dark, handsome, and alive. This Christmas isn't so merry for Toni. Her best friend's been locked up in a mental hospital ever since she told the police she was attacked by vampires, and the only way for Toni to get her out is to prove that bloodsuckers really do exist. So she's taken a job as a bodyguard for the Undead, but she gets more than she bargained for, especially when she meets Ian MacPhie, a Scottish rascal looking for Ms. Right. Although Ian's nearly five centuries old, he looks and acts like a twenty-seven-year-old hunk. How can a dead man be so damn sexy? Could Mr. Wrong be Mr. Right? One forbidden kiss could lead to an eternity of passion—and all it takes is one moment under the mistletoe . . . About the AuthorA former tap dancer and high school French teacher, New York Times bestselling author Kerrelyn Sparks has always searched for creative ways to express herself. A prolific reader since childhood, she discovered that writing her own stories provided the ideal way to combine her loves of comedy, language, and history. And what a relief that the voices in her head have led to a paycheck instead of a padded room! A native Texan, Kerrelyn lives with her husband in the Greater Houston area.
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New Erotica 6

New Erotica 6

Various

Humor / Jokes

Plunged into new tortures and humiliations gleefully devised by their inventive Master, Herr Abraham Barengelt, three sisters, Anna, Beth and Gwen wait bound and helpless for the fruits of his extreme imagination to ripen.Innocent Angie Stark takes the fall for her arrogant boyfriend's stock fraud, and finds herself entombed in Wrigley Scrubs, an experimental white-colour prison. Wrigley is a modern-day do-the-girls hall, ruled with a firm hand by the governor, Miss Horsfall, and complete with tight uniforms and ferocious cat-spats.When Jessica moves from the city she fears that she might find life in the suburbs rather dull. But the local shop is owned by the forbiddingly attractive Mrs Morgan, and it stocks a surprisingly wide range of collars, leads and whips. And, at the Health and Exercise Club Jessica is drawn to Matt, a young man on the staff who, as her personal coach, sets her a strenuous and strict exercise...
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Jax and the Beanstalk Zombies

Jax and the Beanstalk Zombies

Avery Flynn

Romance / Mystery & Thrillers / Humor

You know there's trouble ahead when zombies aren't your biggest worry.The treasure hunter...Veronica Kwon is determined to be the only person in control of her destiny. After surviving a broken engagement and turning her back on her wealthy manipulative father, she's started a treasure hunting company and is ready for the adventure of a lifetime.The ex-fiance...Jax Taylor is a Southern charmer with enough sex appeal to melt the polar ice caps. He disappeared three months before their wedding and swore he'd never cross paths with Veronica again.The magic beanstalk...Brought together again by their dying mentor, who has found three enchanted beans, Veronica and Jax agree to an uneasy partnership. Together they'll climb a magic beanstalk to the cloud kingdom, but will their destiny be the riches they so desire, the passion they thought dead...or will the undead get them first?
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Riding Hard

Riding Hard

Vicki Lewis Thompson

Literature & Fiction / Romance / Humor

Sometimes a cowboy needs a second chance…  Some mistakes can't be undone. After making the absolute worst decision of his life, horse veterinarian Drake Brewster will do whatever it takes to make amends with his best friend. And it starts with a summer at the Last Chance Ranch. But not everyone is thrilled about it…especially bartender and psych student Tracy Gibbons.  Tracy sees the world in shades of right and wrong—and what Drake did was Very Definitely Wrong. Worse yet, her promise to babysit a horse sanctuary means relying on Drake. And that's where Tracy finds herself in a serious dilemma. He's the one person she can't trust, but she wants Drake something fierce…and the feeling is fiercely mutual! But if she climbs into the saddle, will she be ready for the ride?**About the AuthorNew York Times bestselling author Vicki Lewis Thompson’s love affair with cowboys started with the Lone Ranger, continued through Maverick and took a turn south of the border with Zorro. Fortunately for her, she lives in the Arizona desert, where broad-shouldered, lean-hipped cowboys abound.  Visit her website at www.vickilewisthompson.com. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.Drake Brewster was used to women liking him, but Tracy Gibbons, the beautiful bartender at Spirits and Spurs, clearly didn't. Oh, she was polite enough when she served him a beer, but her smile was mostly fake, as if she was forcing herself because he was a customer. He even knew why she didn't like him, but that didn't help much. When he thought about her reasons, he had to agree they were legitimate. In point of fact, he wasn't particularly popular with anyone in Shoshone, Wyoming. He was the guy who'd had sex with his best friend's fiancée six months ago. On Christmas Eve. Apparently word had gotten out, and now everyone avoided him like a skunk at a Fourth of July picnic. That very same best friend, Regan O'Connelli, happened to be quite popular in this neighborhood. Well connected, too. After severing his business relationship with Drake back in Virginia, as well he should have, he'd gone into partnership with Shoshone veterinarian Nick Chance. It had been a logical move since one of Regan's sisters had married Nick's brother Gabe, and another had married Nick's brother-in-law Alex. Getting hooked into the Chance family opened all kinds of doors around here, apparently. Getting crossways with the Chances, though, slammed those doors shut in a man's face. Regan, who swore he'd forgiven Drake for the fiasco with Jeannette on that fateful Christmas Eve, said Drake should give people time. They'd come around. Three weeks into his stay, Drake wasn't so sure. The deep freeze was still on, except for Regan and his new fiancée, Lily King. Drake gave Lily much of the credit for Regan's willingness to forgive and forget. She was a softhearted woman. In fact, her soft heart had nearly been her downfall when she'd bought Peaceful Kingdom, a horse-rescue operation outside of town, and had accepted every unwanted animal dumped at her feet. Besides the horses, she'd taken in two potbellied pigs and several chickens. Regan had saved her from herself, and in the process, they'd fallen in love. She encouraged Drake to visit as often as he could, but he didn't want to wear out his welcome. Couples in love needed alone time. That should have fit right in with his plans. Before leaving Virginia, he'd put his vet practice in the hands of a colleague and hadn't specified when he'd be back. Then he'd rented an isolated cabin just outside the boundary of the Last Chance Ranch so that he could make amends with Regan and take a few weeks to reevaluate his life. He'd imagined long solo hikes and intense periods of soul-searching would help him figure out how he'd veered so off track that he'd gone to bed with his best friend's girl. His life couldn't be working if he could do something that disloyal, and he'd hoped for some insights. Surprisingly, his jealousy of Regan's self-confidence had been one of his issues. Realizing he'd set out to sabotage his friend's sense of self-worth was an ugly truth he'd had trouble facing. But he had faced it, and consequently he and Regan were okay. His period of self-examination had yielded another nugget of wisdom. He wasn't into long solo hikes and intense periods of soul-searching. He was a sociable type, a Southerner who loved to talk, and he craved the company of others. But except for Regan and Lily, nobody within a thirty-mile radius craved his company, and that sucked. Yet here he was, anyway, sitting on a barstool at the Spirits and Spurs during happy hour trying not to look as lonely as he felt. A few people had said hello, but then they'd gone back to talking to whomever they'd come with. Nobody seemed interested in a prolonged encounter with the guy who'd wronged Regan O'Connelli. Tracy made a circuit of the bar area, her dark hair shining, her red lipstick glossy and inviting. She glanced at his nearly empty glass. "Another round?" Drake considered giving up and going back to the cabin but couldn't make himself do it. "Sure. Thanks." "Coming up." That fake smile flashed again. He watched her walk away. She had the perfect figure for jeans, and he'd noticed other guys checking out her ass. But someone with his hound-dog reputation couldn't be caught doing it, so instead he studied her hair. It was up in some arrangement that kept it out of the way, but he pictured how it would look loose. It might reach halfway down her back, at least, and sway as she moved. Nice. He didn't want her to see him staring like some wet-behind-the-ears doofus, so he grabbed the menu out of its holder. Then he proceeded to scan the offerings as if fascinated by what he'd found, although he knew them by heart. "Here you go." He glanced up, as if he hadn't noticed her coming toward him. "Thank you, ma'am." The beer foam was perfectly symmetrical. He raised the glass and admired it. "Very pretty." He meant the compliment for her, but he could always claim he'd been talking about the head on his beer. "Thanks." She didn't quite roll her eyes, but she looked as if she wanted to. She gestured toward the menu. "Would you like something to eat?" He wasn't hungry, but picking up a menu was a classic signal and there wasn't much in the refrigerator at the cabin. "I would, indeed. What do you recommend?" She paused, confusion shadowing her brown eyes. "Don't you want your usual burger and fries?" "I find myself wantin' something different." That she'd noticed his ordering pattern meant nothing, of course. Any good server would do that. But it pleased him, anyway. "Well, then…you might try the barbecued-pork sandwich. Lots of people like that." "Do you like it?" She hesitated, as if not wanting to give him personal information. "I'm partial to the burgers here," she said at last. "So am I. I'll stick with my usual, after all." "Okay. I'll put in the order." She started to turn away. "Tracy?" When she looked back at him, her expression was guarded. "What?" He tried to remember if he'd ever used her name, although he'd known it for days. Maybe not. Southerners tended to use ma'am most of the time. He took a deep breath, finally ready to tackle this situation head-on. "I've been coming in here quite a bit lately." "Yes, you have." She didn't seem particularly happy about it, either. "And you're always polite to me." "I certainly hope so. If I'm not nice to the customers, I would probably get fired." "I appreciate that, but I'll bet there are some customers you look forward to serving and some you don't." Her gaze became shuttered. "I'm grateful for any and all customers who come through the door. Without customers, Spirits and Spurs wouldn't be in business." "Nice speech. I admire your dedication. But the fact remains that you don't like me." She opened her mouth as if to reply. Then she closed it again. "Don't worry. I'm not going to complain to anyone about it." He sighed. "Hell, you're in the majority around here when it comes to holdin' a bad opinion of me. But nobody will say it to my face. They're unfailingly polite and then they act like I have a contagious disease." "I'm Regan's friend." Her gaze turned very cold. "I'm also friends with his sisters. If you think my attitude is chilly, you should try having a conversation with Morgan, Tyler or Cassidy." "Yeah, I figured that wouldn't work out, so I haven't tried." "I know everything's supposed to be hunky-dory between you and Regan. Lily told me all is well, but she's the kind of person who would make excuses for a serial killer." "A serial killer? Isn't that a bit harsh?" "I know you haven't actually killed anyone, but you betrayed your best friend." Anger kindled in her brown eyes. "If you ask me, Regan's letting you off way too easy." Then she blushed and glanced away. "Sorry. I get a little worked up when I talk about this. It's really none of my business." He thought she was mighty pretty when she was worked up, but he wisely didn't say so. "I get the impression that it's everybody's business around here." She didn't deny it, probably because she couldn't. When she looked at him again, her gaze was disconcertingly direct. "Why stay, then? You patched things up with Regan, so why not go back to Virginia where…where you're from." Where you belong. Although she didn't say the words, they hung in the air. Except he didn't belong in Virginia anymore. He couldn't explain why, but the thought of returning to his old life made him shudder. Whoever he'd been back there wasn't the man he wanted to be here and now. The location might have nothing to do with it, but he wasn't going to take the chance that he'd fall into his old patterns. He shrugged. "I must be a glutton for punishment." Something shifted in her expression. It became more open, and unless he was mistaken, she seemed genuinely interested in him for the first time ever. "I see." "What do you see?" "That you're doing some kind of penance." "I wouldn't put it that way." The assessment made him uncomfortable. He wasn't a masochist or a martyr. "You just called yourself a glutton for punishment." "That's an expression, something folks say. It doesn't mean that I—" "He...
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Midnight Thunder(INCR)

Midnight Thunder(INCR)

Vicki Lewis Thompson

Literature & Fiction / Romance / Humor

The lost cowboy… Thunder Mountain Ranch was the only place cowboy Cade Gallagher had ever called home. But after he and Lexi Simmons broke each other’s hearts, he left it behind, along with his foster family. Since then, Cade has drifted, looking for something—anything—to call home. Until a call from Lexi changes everything… Cade has been gone too long. His foster mother is hospitalized, and the ranch is in deep financial trouble. Yet even as his world crumbles, Cade’s hunger for Lexi is almost as tangible as the taste of her lips and the way her body fits deliciously against his. It’s bittersweet surrender. But Lexi isn’t the girl she used to be, and she’s determined to have the hot cowboy in her bed only if she keeps him out of her heart.
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Riding High

Riding High

Vicki Lewis Thompson

Literature & Fiction / Romance / Humor

Saddle up! There ain't a rider that can't be thrown. And large-animal veterinarian Regan O'Connelli was thrown hard when he discovered his fiancée with his best friend. Now he's starting his life over at the Last Chance Ranch, run by the tightly knit Chance clan. But damned if his libido hasn't perked up over the spirited redhead who looks a lot like trouble.... Lily King is the queen of anti-structure. Turns out, that makes running a horse sanctuary a challenge. Regan's help is exactly what Lily needs--not to mention the seriously sexy sparks that are flying between them. Now she just has to convince this fallen cowboy to dust himself off and get back in the saddle...and into her bed!
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Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Brawsome Bagpipes

Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Brawsome Bagpipes

Alan Dapré

Children's Books / Humor / Fiction

Porridge the Tartan Cat (it's a long story involving a tin of tartan paint!) has discovered Gadget Grandad is not your average snoringly boring grandad after all! He's a super-duper secret spy — and he needs help from Porridge (the cat, not the gloopy breakfast) and the twins Isla and Ross to defeat his arch enemy Fergus McFungus. McFungus has stolen the secret secret recipe for disaster. Can Porridge and the twins help their shark-surfing, shed-racing, space travelling grandad stop him and save the world? Maybe with the help of some brawsome bagpipes...
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How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire las-1

How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire las-1

Kerrelyn Sparks

Romance / Humor / Science Fiction & Fantasy

Roman Draganesti is charming, handsome, rich… he's also a vampire. But this vampire just lost one of his fangs sinking his teeth into something he shouldn't have. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lop-sided eater for all eternity. Things aren't going well for Shanna Whelan, either. After witnessing a gruesome murder, she's next on the mob's hit list. And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she's afraid of blood. When Roman rescues her from an assassination attempt, she wonders if she's found the one man who can keep her alive. Though the attraction between them is immediate and hot, can Shanna conquer her fear of blood to fix Roman's fang? And if she does, what will prevent Roman from using his fangs on her…?
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Charlie and the Karaoke Cockroaches

Charlie and the Karaoke Cockroaches

Alan Brough

Humor / Childrens

It begins with an interrupted story. Then, a mysterious box that speaks and sings. Add unusually unusual teachers, incredible lurking from the Lurker, an insect orchestra and a bungling burglar and it's up to Charlie and Hils to save three innocent bugs from the forces of evil.Another hilarious adventure starring Charlie and Hils from comedian, actor, singer and dancer (it's true!), Alan Brough.
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