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Rover and the Big Fat Baby (Giggler 4)
Roddy Doyle
Literature & Fiction
The BFB (Big Fat Baby) is missing! Can Rover the wonder dog and his little nephew Messi (who is actually very tidy) track her down? While Rover and co. are hot on the trail of the BFB, via Granny Mack's backpack, the post lady's basket and a plane bound for Africa, it looks like the Gigglers are about to run out of poo . . . and without an urgent delivery from Rover, how will they be able to give the Giggler Treatment to grumpy adults and help kids all over the country? Rover returns for another adventure in this illustrated series by Booker Prize-winner Roddy Doyle.
Big fat secret -
bestcy masumbu
series one---Isabella is a shy over weight young woman who meets the perfect boyfriend on-line. The trouble is, Isabella has a lot of inner turmoil to deal with before she can come to terms with having someone care about her. Follow Isabella in 'big fat secret'series as she faces love, loss and deception.I couldn't seem to contain the inferno burning inside me, being that close to him. Even knowing the danger he posed and the gruesome scenes that must have been caused by him, I still felt a burning inside me every time I heard his voice or felt his hot gaze on me. But I was the Warden. He was one of the damned. We were destined to be at odds. Enemies. Sarah Wood, having just lost her father to cancer, is stunned to discover that the mother she thought was dead is actually still alive. She also finds out that the legacy her father left her is a lot more than just an Inn on the outskirts of Nashville, Indiana. She has a frightening new responsibility.This is part one of a series. It is 30,420 words long.
The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig
Emer Stamp
I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!
A Big Fat Greek Murder
Kate Collins
Single mom Athena Spencer is back in Michigan working at her family's garden center, raising a pet racoon, and digging up clues in the smart new mystery series by the New York Times bestselling author of the Flower Shop Mysteries . . . The entire family has been put to work when a big fat Greek wedding rehearsal is booked at the Parthenon. All hands are needed for rolling grape leaves, layering moussaka, and keeping the bride calm. But then the groom goes MIA and there's far more to worry about then just whether Yiayia's lemon rice soup has gone cold. No matter how tangy the tzatziki, everyone's appetite is ruined when the groom is found dead, a pair of scissors planted in his back. When the bride accuses Athena's sister Selene, a hairstylist, of seducing and stabbing her fiancé, it's all-out war—and it's up to Athena to dig up the dirt on the suspects and nip these suspicions in the bud . ....
Big Fat F@!k-up
Lawrence Allan
A recovering addict and former child star, Jimmy Cooper gets a second shot at fame as a "famous" private detective in Los Angeles. After cratering his career with booze, pills and public humiliations, Jimmy has started over, working at his Mom's law firm as the in-house detective, putting his uncanny ability to spot liars to good use. Then, much to his and his mother's surprise, Jimmy is famous once again after a case ends in a high speed chase viewed by thousands. With the public looking on, his next case tests his abilities and his mother's patience. Alicia Crowley, a young heiress, believes her uncle plans to kill her so she won't collect her inheritance and wants Jimmy to prove it. When the uncle turns up dead, she becomes suspect numero uno. Believing she's innocent, he investigates but begins to doubt his own instincts as he learns more about his client. Will Jimmy solve the case and prove his mom wrong about him or just f@!k it...
My Big, Fat Desi Wedding
Prerna Pickett
Drama. Food. Fashion. More drama. More food. Nosey aunties and uncles—and, of course, the universal language of love. These elements are a must-have for any Desi wedding, inclusive of people indigenous to India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, and Sri Lanka. In this anthology, authors from various parts of the Desi community will share genre-bending stories that explore the lush traditions of their region, translating that universal language through the familiar lens of the Ultimate Family Gathering. In this collection that centers hope, love, and family, readers will enjoy eight stories from both award-winning and debut authors.
The Big Huge Fat Vampire Bat
Norm Cowie
Science Fiction & Fantasy / Humor / Young Adult
When teen vampire Erin's bat mysteriously gains weight, her friends Trug and Nevin investigate. Clues lead them to a graveyard and pizzeria. Then a zombie shows up and the guano hits the fan.A comedy short story by award-winning humorist Norm CowiePreston Cunningham and Arvie were the best of friends. Raised in the quaint New England Town of West Brookfield, Massachusetts, an hours drive from the world famous Tanglewood, the summer home of The Boston Pops Orchestra in the heart of The Berkshires.In a scheduled marathon, they were entered into the appropriate age category and trained for the race. Mr. Silverberg was their scoutmaster, and it was he who instilled the basic values in Preston's life.Life changed for the two young men when Preston was drafted into the Army in 1966, and Arvie entered helicopter flight school at Fort Rucker Alabama.With the possibility of serving two years in Vietnam, Preston opted for the Army's new four year program and within three months was assigned to one of the most prestigious military intelligence units in Europe.Following 16 months of living in a civilian status position in Frankfurt. The benefit of civilian clothes, an apartment in the center of the city and a chauffer, the Army in disregard of Preston's contract pulled him out of Germany and sent him to Vietnam.At about the same time, Arvie was assigned as a new young pilot to a medical unit in Vietnam. In January of 1969, Arvie was killed in a horrific air crash. Years later, at the dedication of The Vietnam Veteran's Memorial in Washington, D.C., it was by chance that Preston was searching for the names of his fallen comrades when he came upon Arvie's name on The Wall.Angered by the events of the war, ahd now as a civilian and able to put into words what he was prohibited from doing when he was a soldier, Preston wrote a poster poem about the pain and anger he suffered with the loss of his dear friend Arvid Silverberg.The poster poem was presentedto President Ronald Reagan and in a surprise move displayed it in the White House, and from that moment on The Wall - The Poem became a national best seller.UP UNTIL THIS TIME THE STORY IS TRUE BUT HERE ON IT IS FICTIONPreston Cunningham becomes the first Vietnam Veteran President of The United States, and returns to The Wall upon taking the oath of office and searches for Arvie's name...This book is free and it is the desire of this author that you will read the other books abailable in this series. Thank you!
Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
Part #3 of "Middle School" series by James Patterson
Literature & Fiction / Mystery Thriller / Young Adult
From blockbuster author James Patterson comes the third installment in the #1 New York Times bestselling Middle School series!
Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty "Princesses" who run the school and the boy who's caught her eye.
Will she be able to overcome her fears and win her bet with Rafe? Find out THE TRUTH about Rafe Khatchadorian's sister in the first Middle School story from the point of view of the hilarious Georgia--a girl who's ready to speak her mind!
Includes black-and-white illustrations throughout.
My Big Fat Bloodsucker Secret Baby (Bloodsucker #2)
Bella Jacobs
Return to Nightfall, New Hampshire for Baron and Annie's love story!
Turns out I'm not allergic to our new house kraken's cooking. I'm pregnant, and I know enough about sexy, broody, tortured vampires to guess the father won’t be excited about our…unexpected development.
After he took my ancient V-Card amongst a chorus of O's, Baron insisted he'd made a terrible mistake. He told me to get out of his swamp and stay as far away from him as I can get—considering we both live in the same, small supernatural town.
He practically gave me a “get knocked up with my baby and keep it a secret for as long as you want” free card.
Of course, I’ll tell him the truth eventually, once I convince him he isn’t the monster he thinks he is. Once I make him see that he’s a wonderful, kind, generous man who deserves love and all the happiness he’s pushed away for so, so long.
And that he deserves it with me, Annie Wonderfully, the woman who’s going to change his sad, lonely life.Just wait and see…
My Big Fat Bloodsucker Wedding (Bloodsucker #1)
Bella Jacobs
It’s all fun and games…until you stake your sister’s fiancé.
Okay, fine! I’m not really going to stake Colin or his brother, the insufferable, bossy-fanged Darcy Blackmore. At least not as long as I can find another way to stop our siblings from getting hitched.
My sister, Annie, won’t admit it, but she doesn’t love Colin. She’s sacrificing herself so we can stay in Nightfall, New Hampshire, and renew the magical shield keeping the paranormal creatures here, including witches like us, safe from human discovery.
I have ten days to find another way—aside from a bloodsucker wedding—to secure our legacy and not a lead in sight. So, imagine my surprise when the wretched, though admittedly smoking hot, Darcy comes to the rescue.
His scheme?
We pretend to be hot for each other, trick Annie and Colin into confessing they don’t really want to tie the knot, and sort out how to save the town once the wedding bells are silenced—permanently.
It’s not a bad plan. In theory.
If only Darcy wasn’t every bit as delicious as he is obnoxious. If only he’d kept his secret sweet side under wraps and kissing him wasn’t the most amazing thing to happen to my lips in my entire life. If only this fake love had stayed fake, instead of creeping into my heart on stealthy little vampire feet.
Now I have a decision to make—keep faking it with the world’s sexiest vampire until I lose big at love, yet again, or leave my new hometown and all the people I’m coming to love behind. Forever.
My Sister's Big Fat Indian Wedding
Sajni Patel
A fresh, witty rom-com romp set against the backdrop of a high-profile music competition and a riotous Indian weddingZurika Damani is a naturally gifted violinist with a particular love for hip hop beats. But when you’re part of a big Indian family, everyone has expectations, and those certainly don’t include hip hop violin. After being rejected by Juilliard, Zuri's last hope is a contest judged by a panel of top tier college scouts. The only problem? This coveted competition happens to take place during Zuri’s sister’s extravagant wedding week. And Zuri has already been warned, repeatedly, that she is not to miss a single moment. In the midst of the chaos, Zuri’s mom is in matchmaking mode with the groom’s South African cousin Naveen—who just happens to be a cocky vocalist set on stealing Zuri’s spotlight at the scouting competition. Luckily Zuri has a crew of loud and loyal female cousins cheering her on. Now, all she has to do is to wow the...
My Big Fat Italian Break-Up
Nancy Barone
Erica Cantelli has found her Mr. Right. Hasn't she...? After a long overdue divorce, Erica has finally made it to Italy with her two children and, amazingly, her now dreamy fiancé Julian Foxham.The plan was to start fresh and for Erica to run a country B&B, but two years in and her business is failing miserably, while Julian's career as a novelist is soaring and taking him all over the world with his gorgeous agent.Despite having set a wedding date, with every day that goes by, their dreams are heading in opposite directions. And when her sexy Italian chef Alberto offers her a shoulder to cry on – as the saying goes, When in Rome...Now Erica needs to decide what she wants her future to look like. Will their wedding cake hold together or are she and Julian skating on thin icing? Praise for Nancy Barone: 'I thoroughly enjoyed this utterly lovely story. Touching, heartwarming and a joy to read' Holly Martin, on New Hope for the Little Cornish Farmhouse 'A big hearted, warm novel full...
and Her Big Fat Mouth
Barbara Park
Children's Books
Barbara Park’s New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty years. Over 60 million copies in print and now with a bright new look for a new generation!
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
USA Today :
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
Publishers Weekly :
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
Kirkus Reviews :
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
Time :
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
From the Trade Paperback edition.
Such a pretty fat: one narcissist's quest to discover if her life makes her ass look big
Jen Lancaster
Biographies & Memoirs / Literature & Fiction
Review“Screamingly funny —I lost ten pounds just from laughing! Jen Lancaster says everything you wish you could but wouldn’t dare. Exhilarating!”--Beth Harbison, author of Shoe Addicts Anonymous and Secrets of a Shoe Addict “Lancaster has tackled body image, health, and weight loss with the honesty, humor, and a sharp sense of self-awareness that has become her hallmark. For anyone who has ever choked down a teensy portion of flavorless pre-packaged food in joyless despair….Jen has been there, and is here to show the silly side and the empowering. You will cheer for her successes, commiserate with her setbacks, and split your sides laughing at both. Whether you cozy up to this book with a bowl of air-popped corn and a diet coke, or a box of Oreos and a vanilla shake, one thing is certain. It is a delicious and guilt-free delight from start to finish.”--Stacey Ballis, author of Room for Improvement and The Spinster Sisters “Jen Lancaster is like David Sedaris with pearls and a super-cute handbag.”—Jennifer Coburn, author of The Queen Gene “Carrie Bradshaw meets Barbara Ehrenreich.” —_Kirkus Reviews_ “She’s bitchy and sometimes plain old mean, but she’s absolutely hilarious.”—_Chicago Sun-Times_Product DescriptionA NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER: "To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter. Unfortunately, being overweight isn't simply a societal issue that can be fixed with a dose healthy of positive self-esteem. It’s a health matter, and here on the eve of my fortieth year, I've learned I have to make changes so I don't, you know, die. Because what good if finally being able to afford a pedicure if I lose a foot to adult onset diabetes?"
Rover and the Big Fat Baby
Roddy Doyle
Literature & Fiction
It's the summer holidays and Rover is busy searching for poo. He works for The Gigglers, small furry creatures who make sure grown-ups are nice to their kids. If they aren't, they get the Giggler Treatment - a smelly, squishy present on the end of their shoe, which is where Rover comes in.But Rover and his nephew Messi (who is actually very tidy) are distracted from their job by a Big Fat Baby (B.F.B) who's fallen out of her Granny's backpack. It's time for Rover to find the B.F.B, even if it means chasing a postie all over the city, following an aeroplane to Casablanca and leaving the Gigglers with a poo shortage...The fourth title in the madly funny Giggler series and illustrated throughout by Chris Judge, this is Booker Prize-winning Roddy Doyle at his hilarious, brilliant best.
Big Fat Disaster
Beth Fehlbaum
Young Adult
Insecure, shy, and way overweight, Colby hates the limelight as much as her pageant-pretty mom and sisters love it. It's her life: Dad's a superstar, running for office on a family values platform. Then suddenly, he ditches his marriage for a younger woman and gets caught stealing money from the campaign. Everyone hates Colby for finding out and blowing the whistle on him. From a mansion, they end up in a poor relative's trailer, where her mom's contempt swells right along with Colby's supersized jeans. Then, a cruel video of Colby half-dressed, made by her cousin Ryan, finds its way onto the internet. Colby plans her own death. A tragic family accident intervenes, and Colby's role in it seems to paint her as a hero, but she's only a fraud. Finally, threatened with exposure, Colby must face facts about her selfish mother and her own shame. Harrowing and hopeful, proof that the truth that saves us can come with a fierce and terrible price, Big Fat Disaster is that rare...
My Big Fat Vegas Wedding
Lori Sizemore
He needs a wife. She needs a home for her son.Successful hotel manager Dominic Rosas wants nothing more than to avenge his sister. But to do so, he needs a wife. The stakes are too high to fail, but where will he find a woman willing to go all in? Grace Winters is a widowed waitress on the skids. She's been on the rough side of life for longer than she cares to admit, so when gorgeous Dominic strolls into her diner and offers her a lifeline, she accepts for her son's sake. Being a convenient wife to such a dynamic man isn't all that bad until Grace discovers that the owners of the hotel Dominic is trying to buy into are the same mobsters who've been terrorizing her. Now Dominic must choose: the wife he's falling in love with or the revenge he swore for his beloved sister's sake.
Her Big Fat Dreamy Billionaire Ex (Billionaire Series Book 4)
Victorine E. Lieske
Felicity should have suspected something when she got hired to take pictures at a resort in Belize, all expenses paid. When she arrives and bumps into her ex fiancé, Aiden, she realizes she's been set up. His grandmother is playing matchmaker and every time she turns around Grams is forcing Aiden and her together. But she can't fall for him again, it was a disaster last time, and she doesn't want to repeat the past.Aiden can't believe Felicity is at his resort. She broke his heart five years ago, and he's determined not to allow it to happen again. But one disaster after another keeps forcing them together and he's sure Grams is behind all of it. He's just not sure how long he can hold out without pulling Felicity into his arms and confessing that he never really got over her.
The Big Fat Cow that Goes Kapow
Andy Griffiths
Oh no - watch out!Don't look now!Inside this book is an EXPLODING cow!FIVE... FOUR... THREE...TWO... ONE...KAPOW!More rhyming mayhem and comic madness from the bestselling duo of the inspired JUST! series. Andy Griffiths rhyming text - that will entice and engage the most reluctant child to read while laughing all the way - is hilariously counterpointed by Terry Denton's delightfully wonky illustrations. A side-splitting companion to the award-winning and Children's Book Council shortlisted title, The Cat on the Mat is Flat.Winner of the KOALA Awards' Younger Readers 2010
Her Big Fat Hunky Billionaire Boss
Part #3 of "Billionaire Series" series by Victorine Lieske
Romance / Contemporary / Womens Fiction
Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding: A Funny Feel-Good Romantic Comedy
Robert Bryndza
Crime / Thriller / Humor and Comedy
The highly anticipated sequel to the hit bestseller The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard!
A year has passed, Coco's career has taken off, and her relationship with the hunky Adam is going from strength to strength... there is even talk of marriage!
Then the day before Adam is due to move in - he ends their relationship without explanation... After the initial shock and anger (and an 'I told you so' from ex mother-in-law Ethel) Coco digs deeper and discovers why. Adam is in terrible trouble, and he needs her help.
Will Adam's mistake come between them? Or will they get to live happily ever after?
Featuring an exciting cast of characters both familiar and new, and of course a starring role for the wonderfully horrible Ethel! Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding is a hilarious, heart warming romantic comedy.
Big Fat Liar 2 (Big Fat Liar #2)
Cookie Moretti
"That Awkward Moment When The Man You Love Doesn't Know You're A Woman." (NOTE: Read Book 1 to follow the storyline) Callie Picket, the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris (who thinks he's going gay for his best buddy, "Cal") becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar. (Note: Big Fat Liar ~Book 2~ ends in a cliffhanger!! This is a 3 book novella series that adds to 60,000+ words/250 pages) Book 3 comes out Soon! Goodreads Reviews " 5 stars. I thought the book was funny and inspiring. It shows that big girls can also get a chance, and that they're beautiful just like any other book. The only thing I didn't like was Chris' stupidity to think that Callie was a guy!"-Katleho " 4 stars. It was such a cute story! I still can't believe how Chris couldn't see that Callie was a girl. I mean even if her hair was cut short like a guy's haircut, you can still see her feminine features on her face damnit! Still, such. a cute story." -Jenny "3.5 stars! Great read! Throughly enjoyed it." -Lovingkiwi **
Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth
Barbara Park
Children's Books
Sometimes life is P.U.
Junie B.'s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
Her Big Fat Foxy Billionaire Best Friend
Part #2 of "Billionaire Series" series by Victorine E. Lieske
Big Fat Liar 3 (Big Fat Liar #3)
Cookie Moretti
"That Awkward Moment When The Man You Love Doesn't Know You're A Woman." Callie Picket, the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris (who thinks he's going gay for his best buddy, "Cal") becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar. (Note: This is a 3 book novella series) Goodreads Reviews " 5 stars. I thought the book was funny and inspiring. It shows that big girls can also get a chance, and that they're beautiful just like any other book. The only thing I didn't like was Chris' stupidity to think that Callie was a guy!"-Katleho " 4 stars. It was such a cute story! I still can't believe how Chris couldn't see that Callie was a girl. I mean even if her hair was cut short like a guy's haircut, you can still see her feminine features on her face damnit! Still, such. a cute story." -Jenny "3.5 stars! Great read! Throughly enjoyed it." -Lovingkiwi**
Eliza Bing Is (NOT) a Big, Fat Quitter
Carmella Van Vleet
Eliza has had many hobbies in her eleven years, and most of them haven't lasted very long. Her latest passion is cake decorating, but her parents insist that the summer "Cakes with Caroline" class is too expensive given Eliza's history of quickly losing interest in things. Desperate to show them that she can be diligent, she volunteers to take her brother's unwanted spot in a taekwondo class. At first Eliza has absolutely no interest in martial arts, and taekwondo is huge challenge for her since she has ADHD. Eliza is tempted to drop out right away, especially when mean girl Madison shows up in class. But a true martial artist never quits.
Fat & Fine
Part #5 of "Big & Beautiful" series by Mary E Thompson
After her ex insults her and breaks up with her, Sam is determined to show him exactly what he missed out on. Sam's hurt, but Sam's no push over. She's equally mad, too. And determined to make him eat his words.Questioning if any man will ever look at her like she's beautiful, Sam joins a local gym. She's led around by Brady, the gym's owner, and is more than a little intimidated by him. His intensity scares her, but something about him intrigues her more than she cares to admit.When Brady defends Sam and tells her she's beautiful, she struggles to accept his words.As Sam works to figure out who she is, and what she really wants to do with her career and life, Brady's strong and silent presence builds her confidence. Until Brady dismisses her, making her think he's just as bad as her ex. And that she'll never find someone who truly cares for her.
My Big Fat Christmas Wedding
Samantha Tonge
Things don't always run smoothly in the game of love... Former hot shot city girl Pippa Pattinson loves her new life of rustic simplicity, running a quaint teashop on a sleepy Greek island with her hot fiancé, Niko. But it's been a quick change to slow living – and you can't blame a girl for wondering, 'how did I get here?'As her Christmas wedding approaches, a trip back to snowy England for her ex's engagement party makes her wonder if those are wedding bells she's hearing in her mind, or warning bells. She longs for the excitement of her old London life – the glamour, the regular pedicures. Can she really give that all up to be...a fishwife?There's nothing for it but to throw herself into bringing a little Christmas magic to the struggling village in the form of a Christmas fair. Somewhere in amidst the sparkly bauble cakes and stollen scones, she's hoping she'll come to the right decision about where she belongs...fingers crossed in time for the wedding...Perfect for fans of...
My Big Fat Demon Slayer Wedding
Part #5 of "Demon Slayer" series by Angie Fox
Mystery / Romance / Fantasy
Lizzie Brown is about to have the destination wedding her dreams. But as this former preschool teacher knows, being a demon slayer makes everything more complicated. The vengeful Earl of Hell is still on her tail. And now it seems that one of the guests at the eccentric, seaside mansion is possessed and trying to kill her. Maybe she should just elope.The groom, studly shape-shifting griffin Dimitri Kallinikos, vows to protect her at all costs. Yet even he is acting suspicously. And minions of the devil are popping up everywhere. Now Lizzie must protect her socialite mother, her Greek inlaws and her grandmother’s gang of biker witches – all of whom are convinced they know what’s best for her, and her big day. As the wedding draws closer, Lizzie has to learn who is behind the attacks – and fast – or risk losing everyone she loves.
My Big Fat Demon Slayer Wedding ds-5
Part #5 of "Demon Slayer" series by Angie Fox
Mystery / Romance / Fantasy
Lizzie Brown is about to have the destination wedding her dreams. But as this former preschool teacher knows, being a demon slayer makes everything more complicated. The vengeful Earl of Hell is still on her tail. And now it seems that one of the guests at the eccentric, seaside mansion is possessed and trying to kill her. Maybe she should just elope. The groom, studly shape-shifting griffin Dimitri Kallinikos, vows to protect her at all costs. Yet even he is acting suspicously. And minions of the devil are popping up everywhere. Now Lizzie must protect her socialite mother, her Greek inlaws and her grandmother’s gang of biker witches – all of whom are convinced they know what’s best for her, and her big day. As the wedding draws closer, Lizzie has to learn who is behind the attacks – and fast – or risk losing everyone she loves.
Find Big Fat Fanny Fast
Joe Bruno
Since the start of the 20th Century, the Italians and Chinese in the Little Italy/Chinatown area in New York City have endured an uneasy truce. In the first three quarters of the century, the Italians ruled the neighborhood with an iron fist. But starting in the 1970's, the dynamics began to change, as more Italians moved out and droves of Chinese began flowing into Chinatown from China. This did not bode well for Italian mob boss Tony Bentimova (Tony B), so he enlisted the help of his most trusted killer, Big Fat Fanny Fanelli, all six foot six inches and six hundred and sixty pounds of her, to ensure the Italians maintained control of all the illegal rackets in Little Italy, which was slowly, but surely being transformed into Chinatown.
My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding
L. A. Banks
Science Fiction & Fantasy / Romance / Mystery & Thrillers
Werewolves, vampires, witches, voodoo, Elvis—and weddings An “ordinary” wedding can get crazy enough, so can you imagine what happens when otherworldly creatures are involved? Nine of the hottest authors of paranormal fiction answer that question in this delightful collection of supernatural wedding stories. What's the seating plan when rival clans of werewolves and vampires meet under the same roof? How can a couple in the throes of love overcome traps set by feuding relatives—who are experts at voodoo? Will you have a good marriage if your high-seas wedding is held on a cursed ship? How do you deal with a wedding singer who's just a little too good at impersonating Elvis?
The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book
Terry Deary
In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
and Her Big Fat Mouth
Part #3 of "Junie B. Jones" series by Barbara Park
Children's Books
Barbara Park’s New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty years. Over 60 million copies in print and now with a bright new look for a new generation!
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
USA Today :
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
Publishers Weekly :
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
Kirkus Reviews :
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
Time :
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
From the Trade Paperback edition.
Such a pretty fat: one narcissist's quest to discover if her life makes her ass look big, or, Why pie is not the answer
Jen Lancaster
Review“Screamingly funny —I lost ten pounds just from laughing! Jen Lancaster says everything you wish you could but wouldn’t dare. Exhilarating!”--Beth Harbison, author of Shoe Addicts Anonymous and Secrets of a Shoe Addict “Lancaster has tackled body image, health, and weight loss with the honesty, humor, and a sharp sense of self-awareness that has become her hallmark. For anyone who has ever choked down a teensy portion of flavorless pre-packaged food in joyless despair….Jen has been there, and is here to show the silly side and the empowering. You will cheer for her successes, commiserate with her setbacks, and split your sides laughing at both. Whether you cozy up to this book with a bowl of air-popped corn and a diet coke, or a box of Oreos and a vanilla shake, one thing is certain. It is a delicious and guilt-free delight from start to finish.”--Stacey Ballis, author of Room for Improvement and The Spinster Sisters “Jen Lancaster is like David Sedaris with pearls and a super-cute handbag.”—Jennifer Coburn, author of The Queen Gene “Carrie Bradshaw meets Barbara Ehrenreich.” —_Kirkus Reviews_ “She’s bitchy and sometimes plain old mean, but she’s absolutely hilarious.”—_Chicago Sun-Times_Product DescriptionA NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER: "To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter. Unfortunately, being overweight isn't simply a societal issue that can be fixed with a dose healthy of positive self-esteem. It’s a health matter, and here on the eve of my fortieth year, I've learned I have to make changes so I don't, you know, die. Because what good if finally being able to afford a pedicure if I lose a foot to adult onset diabetes?"
My Big Fat Demon Slayer Wedding (A Biker Witches Novel)
Angie Fox
Mystery / Romance / Fantasy
New York Times bestselling series!
An accidental demon slayer, biker wtiches and a talking dog populate this bestselling paranormal romp.
Lizzie Brown is about to have the destination wedding her dreams. But as this former preschool teacher knows, being a demon slayer makes everything more complicated. The vengeful Earl of Hell is still on her tail. And now it seems that one of the guests at the eccentric, seaside mansion is possessed and trying to kill her. Maybe she should just elope.
The groom, studly shape-shifting griffin Dimitri Kallinikos, vows to protect her at all costs. Yet even he is acting suspiciously. And minions of the devil are popping up everywhere. As the wedding draws closer, Lizzie has to learn who is behind the attacks – and fast – or risk losing everyone she loves.
“This rollicking paranormal comedy will appeal to fans of Dakota Cassidy, MaryJanice Davidson, and Tate Hallaway.”
—Booklist
“This book is a pleasure to read. It is fun, humorous, and reminiscent of Charlaine Harris or Kim Harrison’s books.”
—Sacramento Book Review
“Filled with humor, fans will enjoy Angie Fox’s lighthearted frolic.”
—Midwest Book Review
The Big Fat Joke Book
Khushwant Singh
Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh's inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.
Her Big Fat Dreamy Billionaire Ex
Part #4 of "Billionaire Series" series by Victorine E. Lieske
Felicity should have suspected something when she got hired to take pictures at a resort in Belize, all expenses paid. When she arrives and bumps into her ex fiancé, Aiden, she realizes she's been set up. His grandmother is playing matchmaker and every time she turns around Grams is forcing Aiden and her together. But she can't fall for him again, it was a disaster last time, and she doesn't want to repeat the past.Aiden can't believe Felicity is at his resort. She broke his heart five years ago, and he's determined not to allow it to happen again. But one disaster after another keeps forcing them together and he's sure Grams is behind all of it. He's just not sure how long he can hold out without pulling Felicity into his arms and confessing that he never really got over her.



















