Number Two

      Jay Onrait

Number Two

From the twisted and juvenile mind that brought you the national bestseller Anchorboy comes another rollicking collection of embarrassing stories that'll make you laugh, cry, and feel just a little bit uncomfortable.

Get ready for more story time with everyone's favourite Canadian sportscaster, Jay Onrait! Pull up a chair, open a bag of ketchup chips, and join Jay as he reminisces about the times he . . .

  • — explored the squalid world of medical marijuana;
  • — made a mess of himself on the road to Pittsburgh;
  • — got upstaged on live TV by comedy legend Martin Short;
  • — rode a Street Dragon through the laneways of Sochi;
  • — shared a drink with Jay-Z and was then asked to leave;
  • And much, much more!

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          Jay Onrait


    Top Ten Things You'll Learn When You Read This Book:

    10) Jay was beaten up by an MMA fighter on live television

    9) Interviewing Will Ferrell can be a harrowing experience

    8) Jay once ruined a perfectly good pair of underwear on Christmas Eve

    7) Failing as a stand-up comedian can lead to a job in broadcasting

    6) Jay ran a marathon to get a ticket for the 2010 men's Olympic gold-medal hockey game

    5) Jay was sexually harassed at TSN by a senior citizen every day for ten years

    4) Jay appeared as the Phantom of the Opera on national television

    3) Jay was entertained nightly by free live sex shows throughout university

    2) Jay was single-handedly responsible for Winnipeg's second NHL team being called "The Jets" (he claims)

    1) Running around in a full-body unitard at the London Olympics is a bad idea

    All this and more awaits you inside Anchorboy!

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