When life gives you Lemons, DON'T make Lemonade! That's what Gina thinks. Why? When everything went wrong, she made lemonade to try to fix things. But guess what? That just made everything worse!A man of the written word, he has made himself a name in the literary community in the year 2035. But someone has dared to plagiarize his work. When he confronts the culprit, he learns that it was not a person but a computer programmed to replicate his identity. Trapped on all sides by an encroaching world of technology, he tires to escape in any way he can. When he can't do it, he acts out violently against the machines. They become the focus of his rage, and he tries to rally the world to his mission: to save humanity from itself.

Maria Mur is a fourth-grader that has been bullied her whole life. One day, she gets invited to a party for the most popular girl in elementary! Then, she has to get the perfect gift! She decides to adopt three cats for the gift. Then, she has to find out: Will the cats help her,or make the whole situation worse?Valerie Prescott has been bullying Maria Mur her whole life. She just doesn't like Maria! Maria is sick of it! One day, she gets invited to Caroline, the fifth grade legend's, birthday party! This was her chance to show Valerie that she wasn't that lame! Se decided to get the perfect gift for Caroline-cats! But then, more problems arise! What does Valerie have to say about the party? What if Valerie is at the party too? What if something isn't normal about Maria's cats?

In this sequel to The Adventures of Charlotte and Bloom, the two super-powered girls must face middle school for the first time. But all goes wrong when Charlotte's parents are in California, her cousin Franny is suspicious about the powers, and two bullies from school named Elsie and Wilma are out to get Charlotte and Bloom! They are starting to wish that school was out, not summer!The street urchins that will one day be called the Ministry Seven, have a task from Agent Harrison Thorne. It seems simple enough, however their leader Miss Verity Fitzroy discovers that a surprise from her past is tangled up with this mysterious man which leads to a very precarious situation.Tales from the Archives are short stories set in the world of the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences. They explore events mentioned in the novels, characters seen and unseen and may include novel teasers of things to come.

Cindy, Belle, and Skylar are three sisters. They have an average life. They go to the park one day and find three Chihuahuas. They name them Bella, Pico, and Brandon. These Chihuahuas might just change these girls' lives! I can't tell you how, but I KNOW you will be laughing, your head will be in knots, and your heart will be warmed by the time you finish reading this hilarious story!Imagine you are a teen, riding in her new car for the first time. You let all of your sisters and brother inside with you, exept your crazy youngest sisters. On the the way down the road, the car flips. Everyone's ok, exept the girl that goes flying and gets amniesia. You think, "How on Earth am I supposed to get my sister back?" Well, these DANG Chihuahuas know how.

Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog."I AM NOT A TOY!" Huggins states. Well, he is. He just dosen't like it. He was given to this girl named "Ashlynn". No one knows he is a talking stuffed dog exept him. Well, until he freaks Ashlynn out at Thanksgiving dinner! Sooner or later, everyone in the neighborhood knows. Some kids may know, but they don't approve, espesically her brother AND her best friend. Join Ashlynn, Huggins, Andre', and Carly on this wild tale of fantasy, screaming girls, laughs, and of course, talking dogs!

Something's back there, and Barbara knows it.Eight year old Barbara has never been allowed to see what was behind that fence. Bringing up the subject to her dad makes him act suspicious. What secrets await her behind the big wooden fence?In "The Red Siren," travel back in time to the island of Mystycetii in the days when mermaids ate oysters and were ruled by a mer-king. Follow the journey of the naturalist Dove as he attempts to fall in love with his betrothed, Rowynne, and comes crashing down hard for a local mermaid. Then, fast-forward to the present for "Ocean Girl," the story of a mermaid named Luna who wants to win a human dance contest - will she get up after her fall from the spotlight? Finally, jump into the near future with "People with Fishtails," the tale of two landlubbers who find themselves on an environmental pirate ship. Gayle is searching for her mother, whom she believes to be a mermaid ,while Sander is on the lookout for unusual marine specimens. Neither of the two knows they're also looking for love...Enjoy a journey through the ages with these three tales of mermaids!

Ashlynn, Huggins, and Cricket are back in an outrageous adventure containing a VERY bad dog. The dog goes and pranks a boy, Connor's, house. Connor decides to get the mutt back. He grabs his friends and sets out for revenge! But what is the dog's reaction to this? And how exactly does Connor plan to get revenge?As Order 66 is executed by the Emperor, Jar Jar's charade as the humble representative from Naboo comes to a close and he leaves the crumbling Galactic Senate to pursue his nefarious plans under the guise of the mysterious Palo, leader of the criminal organization known as The Palo Syndicate. As soon as Jar Jar vanishes from Coruscant, Emperor Palpatine begins to fear that his old ally knows too much concerning the events leading up to the Clone Wars, as well as the real reason behind the Jedi witch hunt, and worries that this knowledge could lead to a political coup, so he secretly sends a team of soldiers to silence the Gungan. Little does the Emperor know, Jar Jar is much more of a phantom menace than anyone could possibly realize.Follow Darth Jar Jar throughout 5 amazing fan fiction tales and connect with some familiar faces in addition to great new characters along the way. This dark, twisted and unexpected tour takes you through an alternate galaxy far, far away in an attempt to show you what might have been if the popular "Jar Jar is a Sith" theory would've gone a different direction. Now THIS is head canon!

He's back! He's cool(er)! And he's got a cat?! This cat can talk, too! She's four, nerdy, nasty, and she's got a secret! What happens when this cat "Spills the BeanZ'?" Chaos!!!! Ashlynn's got a secret, too! Can you keep a secret? Shhhhhhh..............Do you have a cat? Probably so. Do you have a dog? Probably so. Do you have a talking cat and a talking dog? Probrably NOT!!! Yeah, Ashlynn does. She's got a dancing dog and a VERY gross cat. How gross? She laid a stink bomb in a cake. How's that? She's got a secret too! She supposedly ACCIDENTLY spilled the BeanZ. The people who hear the secret, well, they can't keep it! Then, this little trio of a dog, girl, and cat must figure out a soulution! Join these crazy kids in this really suspenseful (not really) tale!

Have you ever been to Toledo Bend? That's where Ashley Elaine has her birthday party. That night, Ashley and her best friend, Emma, go fishing and come across a legend about the place. They begin to wonder: Is it true? How will we find it? What will happen IF we find it?Ashley Amore' Elaine has had a terrible year in high school. But now, it's time for her birthday party! She invites her clueless bset friend, Emma, and a buch of other girls to her birthday party. That night, Ashley and Emma go on a fishing trip while the other girls sleep. Emma finds a mysterious book floating in the water. It contains a legend about bayou fairies. Ashley lays unconvinced, but Emma is determined! The next day, Emma drags Ashley to go find the fairies, and they find them! When they get back, Ashley and Emma's friends have found a fairy, too! But one is evil! Can they decide which one?

Charlotte and Bloom are best friends on the beach. They have a happy life as pre-teens, just hanging around as any beach girl would do, until Bloom gets superpowers! After that, It's one adventure after another in this exciting tale.Charlotte and Bloom are two BFF's living off the coast of the Florida Bahamas. After a strange trip to an island, Bloom randomly gets the power of wind, water, ice, and fire! She can also turn into a fairy or mermaid! You may think that's a good thing, but it gets these little trouble-makers in bigger trouble! What happens when a big group of tattle-tales see Bloom as a fairy? And what if she freezes her best friend? And most of all, what happens if Charlotte is jealous?